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14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn. Thanks for the front page everybody I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far! Very true.... 1

Thanks for the front page everybody
I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far!
Very true...

14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn
By: Drstupid
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night,
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them,
5. You should not confuse your career with your life,
6. Nobody cares if you can' t dance well. Just get up and
dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife,
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings
time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely sug" gusts that you think she' s pregnant unless you
can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
ll. There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That
time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is
not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It
never fails).
14. Your friends love you anyway.
FINAL Thought for the day:
Never be q/ raid to try something, new Remember that hang
built the A large group built
the Titanic.
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#5 - Penguinn (07/27/2011) [-]
What if someone is mean normally but nice to waiters?
#104 - ilikepornalot (07/27/2011) [-]
My friends?
User avatar #145 - Tyranitar (07/27/2011) [-]
Number 6, thats why I'm honest. If someone asks why I wont dance, my answer is "Because I don't ******* want to dance"
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User avatar #184 - Nekatroz (07/27/2011) [-]
******** , the most powerful force in the universe is sex and bacon
#74 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
Pretty sure it just took me 20 seconds to learn this by you know, reading this. But maybe there is some secret i am missing.
#108 to #74 - pirodude (07/27/2011) [-]
took me 20 seconds without reading this. Honestly they are all either incorrect or simple
#91 - pandaeatscake (07/27/2011) [-]
People stop caring after you turn 11, cause they just wanna see if you get a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or not :3
User avatar #114 to #91 - danniegurl (07/27/2011) [-]
win
#27 - phantomballbag (07/27/2011) [-]
Must... Resist... Urge to point out stupidity of ark comment.


Must not start religious arguement on internet...
#28 to #27 - phantomballbag (07/27/2011) [-]
GARBLAREURGUGR - JESUS ISN'T REAL!!
#44 to #28 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
There was a documentary where they claim they found his remains. Whether or not he was magical is debatable.
User avatar #55 to #44 - elocinfuckyeah (07/27/2011) [-]
if they found his remains, then there's no way it goes with the religious people believe. They believe that jesus rose from the dead, body included and then lifted himself up to heaven roughly a month later, so did his mom.
#50 to #44 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
Oh yeah? What's it called and where can I find it? Perhaps it was on the "Believe what I say or go to hell" station?
User avatar #63 to #50 - erwinrommell (07/27/2011) [-]
OOHH **** ***** ! you called him out.

To bad he will never respond
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#45 to #27 - gastaftor (07/27/2011) [-]
even if the ark story is true the instructions came from god.... the guy who invented physics..... not what I would call an amateur
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User avatar #54 to #27 - elocinfuckyeah (07/27/2011) [-]
moral: the ark didn't sink

not about religious **** it's just saying that if you really try you can succeed and it doesn't matter what other say or think.
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#252 - muvax (07/27/2011) [-]
I wonder if noah smashed the ark into a ******* ice berg that saying would still work.
#255 to #252 - goonmcnasty (07/27/2011) [-]
Animals, animals everywhere
Animals, animals everywhere
#17 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
Truth - Deleting system 32 will make your computer fast as hell.
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#171 - esquire (07/27/2011) [-]
IVE LICKED A STEAK KNIFE
IVE LICKED A STEAK KNIFE
#190 - MidgetInABikini (07/27/2011) [-]
15. No matter how hard you try, you will never fully understand redstone.
User avatar #4 - Lintutu (07/27/2011) [-]
I can't dance for **** . So no i will not get up and "dance" awkwardly for everyone to laugh at.
#157 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
Daylight savings time was originally brought into existence during one of the world wars. I can't remember which one, but it was introduced so people would wake up earlier when it was light out, then go to sleep earlier and burn less coal or oil lighting their houses. This was a part of the war effort and has stuck ever since.
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#131 - infantpunter (07/27/2011) [-]
admit that you got all of these from jimmyjohns
#127 - coxville (07/27/2011) [-]
"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"
User avatar #158 to #127 - kibi (07/27/2011) [-]
Exactly what I was gonna post!
#71 - childcatcher (07/27/2011) [-]
its ok to lick a knife... just not the pointy end
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