14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn. Thanks for the front page everybody I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far! Very true..... Must... Resist... Urge to point out stupidity of ark comment. Must not start religious arguement on internet... fourteen truths that take a lifetime to learn drstupid
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#27 - phantomballbag
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Must... Resist... Urge to point out stupidity of ark comment.


Must not start religious arguement on internet...
#28 to #27 - phantomballbag
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(07/27/2011) [-]
GARBLAREURGUGR - JESUS ISN'T REAL!!
#44 to #28 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
There was a documentary where they claim they found his remains. Whether or not he was magical is debatable.
#55 to #44 - elocinfuckyeah
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(07/27/2011) [-]
if they found his remains, then there's no way it goes with the religious people believe. They believe that jesus rose from the dead, body included and then lifted himself up to heaven roughly a month later, so did his mom.
#50 to #44 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Oh yeah? What's it called and where can I find it? Perhaps it was on the "Believe what I say or go to hell" station?
#63 to #50 - erwinrommell
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(07/27/2011) [-]
OOHH **** *****! you called him out.

To bad he will never respond
#29 to #28 - phantomballbag
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#36 to #33 - phantomballbag
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(07/27/2011) [-]
****** genius.
#54 to #27 - elocinfuckyeah
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(07/27/2011) [-]
moral: the ark didn't sink

not about religious **** it's just saying that if you really try you can succeed and it doesn't matter what other say or think.
#45 to #27 - gastaftor
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(07/27/2011) [-]
even if the ark story is true the instructions came from god.... the guy who invented physics..... not what I would call an amateur
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#81 - Nerdology
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Titanic= Real. Ark= Fake. Titanic worked, just ran into some trouble which the professionals had nothing to do with.
#279 to #81 - banette
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(08/01/2011) [-]
They found the remains of the Ark.
#280 to #279 - Nerdology
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(08/01/2011) [-]
you're a special kind of retarded, aren't you?
#281 to #280 - banette
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(08/01/2011) [-]
No, but I read.

And no, I am not referring to the bible.
#282 to #281 - Nerdology
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Right now, I am obviously talking about the bible, as is the poster above, why would you mention any other ark?
#95 to #81 - EpicFacePalm
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(07/27/2011) [-]
About three million rivets were used to hold the sections of the Titanic together. Some rivets have been recovered from the wreck and analysed. The findings show that they were made of sub-standard iron. When the ship hit the iceberg, the force of the impact caused the heads of the rivets to break and the sections of the Titanic to come apart. If good quality iron rivets had been used the sections may have stayed together and the ship may not have sunk.

As for the ark, you don't necessarily have the right to say whether it's fake or not. You're an Atheist I see, so you don't believe the bible. That's fine. But if you're going to correct someone, you better be able to back it up with conclusive evidence, which neither side can clearly provide, so no one can clearly claim whether it really happened or not.
#106 to #95 - ILiekHearts
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(07/27/2011) [-]
I like phoenix wright :D
#124 to #106 - mrbah
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(07/27/2011) [-]
PotatOS used slow clap.
Its very effective
#278 to #95 - Nerdology
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(07/28/2011) [-]
That just means the engineers didn't have sufficient funding, probably wasn't their choice of what materials to use. Also I'm not disrespecting the bible, but you can't fit every single species on Earth on a boat, you couldn't even fit the water and food necessary to keep them alive.
#115 to #95 - anon
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wait what? are you serious? lol. As a Christian, have the burden of proof to show that the bible ISN'T a haphazard collection of old stories and you actually have to havesome solid evidence (if any) to back up YOUR claim. Proving something isn't true is just plain silly.
#121 to #115 - EpicFacePalm
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Before you criticize somebody's argument, try reading it first. MY claim wasn't that the Ark WAS REAL, it was that you can't claim EITHER WAY.
#123 to #121 - EpicFacePalm
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(07/27/2011) [-]
At least, you can't PROVE it either way.
#5 - Penguinn
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(07/27/2011) [-]
What if someone is mean normally but nice to waiters?
#143 - yournewdad
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#146 to #143 - VegetarianCat
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#227 - picori
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#91 - pandaeatscake
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(07/27/2011) [-]
People stop caring after you turn 11, cause they just wanna see if you get a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or not :3
#114 to #91 - danniegurl
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(07/27/2011) [-]
win
#190 - MidgetInABikini
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(07/27/2011) [-]
15. No matter how hard you try, you will never fully understand redstone.
#104 - ilikepornalot
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(07/27/2011) [-]
My friends?
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#172 to #164 - McFuckUp
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minus the fact that they think they found it in the andes
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#177 to #173 - McFuckUp
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they found a giant ass wooden boat that was sitting on top of a ******* mountain, with what looked like a bunch of stables built on the inside.
they also found it in the geographic location that coincided with where it would have landed in the bible
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#193 to #182 - ganko
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#191 to #182 - McFuckUp
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do you also need to see noah still alive having sex with a rhino?
other things mentioned in the bible that have been found in real life:
the wall of jericho, golden chariot wheels and horse shoes along a land bridge in the red sea, an altar covered in drawings of idols behind mount sini, and the lost Ark.
#198 to #191 - anon
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And why exactly would the discovery of Jericho and golden chariot wheels proof God's existence?

There are over 25 million species of animals. Even if there was an Ark, they couldn't have fitted in it.
#199 to #198 - McFuckUp
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at what point did i ever say any of this proves the existence of God? i just said they found **** that was in the bible
#202 to #199 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Fair enough: then why would the fact that Jericho and golden chariot wheels exist, imply that the Ark existed as well? They're irrelevant facts.

#208 to #202 - McFuckUp
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i'm making the point that it is quite possible many of the things in the bible actually existed. i am using those as examples to show why there is a good chance they really did find noah's ark.
believe it or not im not trying to start a religious debate.
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#206 to #197 - McFuckUp
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it's really hard to fake a giant wall that also has to look like it was destroyed by a fire, and conveniently finding a land bridge in the red sea and planting a bunch of fake golden chariot wheels is highly unlikely. it is possible that the ark of the covenant was fake, but where they found mt sini the tops of the mountains were black as if they had been burned, which also coincides with the story.
my point is you can't just write all of this stuff off as never happening, regardless of whether or not you believe in god.
#229 to #206 - anon
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Don't worry man. As a historian, I acknowledge the fáct that many, material things mentioned in the Bible are fact. Jericho is a famous historical site, and it's legitimacy can not be debated; nor that of chariot wheels (there have been found chariot wheels dating far older as well). Any story is somehow based on facts. The writers of religious texts often believed the stories they heard and were writing down. So no problem there...

But an Ark couldn't have existed. There is no reasoning that can defend it's supposed existence. None.
#237 to #229 - McFuckUp
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well at least you have some logical basis as to deny its existence...other than the fact that "i'm an atheist, therefore nothing in the bible happened"...
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#231 to #218 - McFuckUp
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so you're making an argument about how something isn't true...when you haven't even actually read it. makes sense.
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#256 to #245 - McFuckUp
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not the same thing. harry potter has never been looked at as a possible source of historical fact. you are attempting to copy off of the youtube comment, and failing because im not saying the bible is true because it's been written. the bible has been used as a historical reference, and people have reason to believe that there was at least a person named jesus who lead a christian movement, and graves of biblical characters were found with crosses on their tombstones.
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#269 to #257 - McFuckUp
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fair enough. while no opinion was changed, this was an enjoyable debate. respect and props to you sir
#188 to #177 - anon
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First of all, the mountain that's believed to be the one mentioned in the Old Testament is in Central Europa. The Andes is in ******* SOUTH AMERICA. A continent not even discovered when the Bible was written.

And they never found a boat in the Andes, check your facts.
#194 to #188 - McFuckUp
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i may have gotten the mountain range wrong. it was supposedly found in turkey. andes sounded right to me for some reason.
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#271 to #238 - McFuckUp
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#225 to #172 - Stackosack
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This is false. What was believed to be fossile wood was in fact volcanic stone with scattered pieces of magnetic minerals, which when looked at with seismic imaging looked like wood.