14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn. Thanks for the front page everybody I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far! Very true.... 1 fourteen truths that take a lifetime to learn drstupid
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14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn

 
14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn. Thanks for the front page everybody I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far! Very true.... 1

Thanks for the front page everybody
I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far!
Very true...

14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn
By: Drstupid
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night,
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them,
5. You should not confuse your career with your life,
6. Nobody cares if you can' t dance well. Just get up and
dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife,
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings
time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely sug" gusts that you think she' s pregnant unless you
can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
ll. There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That
time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is
not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It
never fails).
14. Your friends love you anyway.
FINAL Thought for the day:
Never be q/ raid to try something, new Remember that hang
built the A large group built
the Titanic.
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