Embarrassing moments PART 3. Thanks anonymoose for the help. After this one I think I will rest a little.... Part 1: /funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moment Embarrassing moments PART 3 Thanks anonymoose for the help After this one I think will rest a little Part 1: /funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moment
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#21 - SgtObvious
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>8 years old
>Discover fapping
>Keep doing it for over an hour
>Dick gets swollen
>Get really afraid
>Have to tell my mom and dad what I did


#201 to #21 - anon id: aa6ee90a
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I know that feel. Except that I fapped all day long until my dick got all red I started crying. Father and grandma rush in to see what happens. I tell them everything, every detail, not a single lie.
Oh God Why
#318 to #201 - anon id: df24199d
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>Be 13
>Jacking off in rumpus room, on couch, horizontally parallel to door, head facing away, under blankets and with laptop, tv is playing
>About 11.30
>Fapping my brains out to some Gay Yiff (**** you, that **** is ballin)
>About to have the greatest orgasm seen by mankind
>Mum opens door
>"Honey we're going to be-...are you ok?"
>*le me looking like I just ran a marathon, explosive orgasm all over my hands and laptop touchpad, JUST under a blanket out of view*
>"Yeah sure mum, just a little hot, can you turn the fan on?"
>*turns fan on*
>Ok, well goodnight, get up by 9!
>MFW I just jizzed while looking my mother in the eye

ohgodwhy.png
#486 to #318 - anon id: 75c99151
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Logged out, just in case :S

Was that HardBlush? Best on the net ^^
You have no idea how many times I've fapped to Onta's comics...
#328 to #21 - anon id: 28b334fd
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[ posting as anon because too embarrassing :( ]

>be 11 years old
>discover fapping recently
>mom asks me to vacuum room
>use vacuum hose to get dust behind bed
>get bored so I put vacuum hose on face and make faces using the hose
>feels goodman.jpg
>have the brilliant idea of putting suction vacuum hose on dick
>insane orgasmic feeling
>start fapping with it
>mom checks up to see how my room cleaning is going
>i'm butt naked with the vacuum hose sucking my dick
>stare at my mom with a poker face
>mom slams the door yelling and is utterly disgusted
>consider suicide and don't talk to my mom for a month

worst memory ever
#910 to #328 - Palindromus
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Imagnet? Welcome back dude!
Imagnet? Welcome back dude!
User avatar #1158 to #328 - Wabbit
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You're real name is Ian isn't it.
User avatar #1161 to #1158 - LivClaire
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That's my brother's name..... I just pictured him doing that. Thanks.
#1162 to #1161 - Wabbit
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lol
#40 - KobraKidd
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> Me...6 years old.
> Discover porn for the first time, very curious.
> Watch video of girl getting pee'd on by guy.
> Decide I want to try this out, go to find guy best friend.
> Tell him what I want to do, he agrees.
> He says he doesn't have to pee at the moment.
> Feed him endless juice boxes.
> Finally when he has to pee I decide that I don't want him to pee directly on me.
> Make him pee on a sock instead.
> Rub sock on my body.
> Target achieved.

I WAS A VERY STRANGE LITTLE CHILD.
#990 to #40 - anon id: 8a62f6fb
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....the ****?
User avatar #852 to #40 - popeofdope
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did you think peeing was jizzing?? :O
#895 to #852 - KobraKidd
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Nope! It was just a video of a girl getting pissed on by a dude.
I don't know what went off in my head that made me want to attempt it though, lmao.
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#1179 to #40 - TwoHalves
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#867 to #40 - chazzieboi
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Why did I favorite this?!
#332 to #40 - madjik
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Comment Picture
#144 to #40 - tamponunicorn
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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time man hahaha!  
  
What got me was "feeding him endless juice boxes"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time man hahaha!

What got me was "feeding him endless juice boxes"
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#20 - threezerothree **User deleted account**
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#684 to #20 - anon id: a4168fd4
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HA.
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#905 to #20 - raverr
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I imagined a small child air humping with a "dat ass" face on...
I ******* lost it.
User avatar #70 - IMADINO
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8 years old, decide to go to the bathroom, in bathroom, try to aim straight up, piss in front of face, try to drink it like a water fountain, oh god why
#617 to #70 - forggle
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the ****
#586 to #70 - crazyhumla
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#80 to #70 - andthenwhat
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#275 - beansncornbread
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>in the woods
>life or death moment thursty as hell
>had no water so i drank piss
>whole internet laughs at me
User avatar #1222 to #275 - yesgirl
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lmaoo!! i'm laughing too hard ;D
User avatar #283 - calvinandhobbesfan
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Alright, this is all true:
>six years old going to a Asian female friend(same age) house
>only her dad was around
>She asks me to play the "friendship dance"
>I say fine
>she pulls down her pants
>tells me to pull down mine. Also that only daddy lets her do this and mommy dosen't like it.
>she lays down on her bed
> directs me on top of her
>you know the rest...
>after about a minute I realize this isn't something I should be doing and stop, even though she asks me to continue.
>After the school year was over I moved away. Never saw her again.
> In retrospect, this is a pretty messed up, but completely true story.
> And in double retrospect, if I didn't move away, I would probably be banging a hot Asian nympho right now...
#365 to #283 - endface
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#295 to #294 - calvinandhobbesfan
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It is all too true... but thanks. It really haunts me.
It is all too true... but thanks. It really haunts me.
User avatar #314 to #295 - spyronos
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the internet is here man just find her on facebook
#329 to #314 - anon id: ad877996
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Hey, remember that time that you essentially told me that your father molested you while we were doing the "friendship dance"?

Fun times.....

Anyways, wanna ****?
#63 - johnthunda
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>1st grade
>I gotta poop
>Go to bathroom, explosive diarrhea.
>Realize punk-ass kids stole all the toilet paper
>Really nervous.
>Pull up pants and walk out the bathroom, like a boss.
>Walk back into classroom
>Sit in chair
> SPLAT!
>Kids start saying P-U who smells?
>Kid points at me "IT'S HIM HE HAS POOP RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG!"

Oh god.. why?
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User avatar #102 to #87 - ifgrit
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How about the "4 year old" getting a "huge boner"...
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User avatar #47 - LipoanTX
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>just got my own video camera at age 11 (I was into making movies then)
>Playing around with camera on front lawn
>Semi attractive neighbor girls in their bathing suits tell me to pretend I'm from MTV and they're celebrities.
>Film them doing dumb **** for a while
>Girls go inside their house
>I follow, thinking they still want me to film them
>I follow them all the way into their room without them noticing.
>Their mom walks up the stairs and sees me filming her daughters in their bathing suits in their room.
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#57 to #47 - SnacksJr
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Upload it? ;D
User avatar #58 to #57 - LipoanTX
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I was 11, I don't think that camera exists anymore.
User avatar #62 to #58 - SnacksJr
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Awwww, shame. Lol.

Well im going to stare at your profile pic for the next 100 years. Have a great day!
User avatar #64 to #62 - LipoanTX
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It's rather drawing.
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User avatar #259 to #210 - milehighpride
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Lol'd so ******* hard hahaha