Embarrassing moments PART 3. Thanks anonymoose for the help. After this one I think I will rest a little.... Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2392352/Em
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#21 - SgtObvious (07/27/2011) [+] (8 replies)
>8 years old
>Discover fapping
>Keep doing it for over an hour
>Dick gets swollen
>Get really afraid
>Have to tell my mom and dad what I did


#40 - KobraKidd (07/27/2011) [+] (12 replies)
> Me...6 years old.
> Discover porn for the first time, very curious.
> Watch video of girl getting pee'd on by guy.
> Decide I want to try this out, go to find guy best friend.
> Tell him what I want to do, he agrees.
> He says he doesn't have to pee at the moment.
> Feed him endless juice boxes.
> Finally when he has to pee I decide that I don't want him to pee directly on me.
> Make him pee on a sock instead.
> Rub sock on my body.
> Target achieved.

I WAS A VERY STRANGE LITTLE CHILD.
+136
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User avatar #70 - IMADINO (07/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
8 years old, decide to go to the bathroom, in bathroom, try to aim straight up, piss in front of face, try to drink it like a water fountain, oh god why
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#275 - beansncornbread (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>in the woods
>life or death moment thursty as hell
>had no water so i drank piss
>whole internet laughs at me
User avatar #283 - calvinandhobbesfan (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Alright, this is all true:
>six years old going to a Asian female friend(same age) house
>only her dad was around
>She asks me to play the "friendship dance"
>I say fine
>she pulls down her pants
>tells me to pull down mine. Also that only daddy lets her do this and mommy dosen't like it.
>she lays down on her bed
> directs me on top of her
>you know the rest...
>after about a minute I realize this isn't something I should be doing and stop, even though she asks me to continue.
>After the school year was over I moved away. Never saw her again.
> In retrospect, this is a pretty messed up, but completely true story.
> And in double retrospect, if I didn't move away, I would probably be banging a hot Asian nympho right now...
#63 - johnthunda (07/27/2011) [-]
>1st grade
>I gotta poop
>Go to bathroom, explosive diarrhea.
>Realize punk-ass kids stole all the toilet paper
>Really nervous.
>Pull up pants and walk out the bathroom, like a boss.
>Walk back into classroom
>Sit in chair
> SPLAT!
>Kids start saying P-U who smells?
>Kid points at me "IT'S HIM HE HAS POOP RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG!"

Oh god.. why?
+73
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User avatar #47 - LipoanTX (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>just got my own video camera at age 11 (I was into making movies then)
>Playing around with camera on front lawn
>Semi attractive neighbor girls in their bathing suits tell me to pretend I'm from MTV and they're celebrities.
>Film them doing dumb **** for a while
>Girls go inside their house
>I follow, thinking they still want me to film them
>I follow them all the way into their room without them noticing.
>Their mom walks up the stairs and sees me filming her daughters in their bathing suits in their room.
+65
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#46 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
4 year old getting a boner
True Story

User avatar #18 - therealtotodile (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>12 years old during summer
>Alone at home with only my sister
>My sister goes to skate outside
>She comes home at 9Pm
>I decide to scare her for ***** and giggles
>It worked
>She threw the skateboard at my head
>I spent the next three days in a hospital bed


Oh God Why?
#261 - beansncornbread (07/27/2011) [-]
>a young kid
>walking home from movies with parents
>random asshole murders parents right infront of my face
#34 - DeltaRob (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
3rd one was mine. I feel special :3
User avatar #74 - scroogeymcduck (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>14 year old
>in religion class
>giving presentation about incense
>say the presentation like a boss
>sit down
>classmate whispers "dude, you said INCEST, not incense"
>Oh god, why
#13 - gerdinn (07/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>8 years old
>In Social Studies class
>Teacher asks me to read a paragraph
>Reads Virginia as Vagina
>Whole class laughs
#85 - sanchofiveohnine (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>in 2nd grade
.> its pajama day
>i dont have a pajama so i grab old sweat pants (i didnt wear for a reason) and shirt
>change into pajama at school
>after school ends i notice i have a big hole in sweat pants ( right on the ass crack)
>Didnt wear underwear that day
#537 - diamondhead (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>am a dog
>walk by a mirror
>holy **** there's another dog
>bark
>he barks
>what the ****
>who is this dog
#718 - EpicBassman (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Might come in handy someday.
#69 - UltimatePedo (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>12 years old  
> just herd golden rule by lonely island  
> helicopter dick part comes on  
> try practicing it   
> science fair parter walks in  
> see's me  
> walks away  
> come back to school the next day  
>all the girls are gawking at my junk  
> find out my science fair partner told them i have a huge wang   
						*******					 AWESOME
>12 years old
> just herd golden rule by lonely island
> helicopter dick part comes on
> try practicing it
> science fair parter walks in
> see's me
> walks away
> come back to school the next day
>all the girls are gawking at my junk
> find out my science fair partner told them i have a huge wang
******* AWESOME
User avatar #78 to #77 - scroogeymcduck (07/27/2011) [-]
and your name is ultimate pedo. does that mean you rape yourself?
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