Awesome quotes. It's not OC, I just made this for lulz. "Don't be a hater, if you don't like it just thumb down or skip." (Steven Wright). My grandfat Zabug comic
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Awesome quotes

Awesome quotes. It's not OC, I just made this for lulz. "Don't be a hater, if you don't like it just thumb down or skip." (Steven Wright). My grandfat

It's not OC, I just made this for lulz. "Don't be a hater, if you don't like it just thumb down or skip." (Steven Wright)

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My grandfather always said,
Don' t watch your money; watch your health.
So one day while I was watching
my health, sameone stole my money. It was my
grandfather. (Jackie Mason)
I was so ugly when I was born,
the doctor slapped my mother,
He nny Youngman)
I feel serry for peeple who don' t drink
or do drugs. Because someday they' re going
to be in a hospital bed, dying,
and they won' t know why. (Redd Fess)
My sister was with twe men in ene
night. She meld hardly walk after that.
Can you imagine? Two dinners!
Sarah Silverman)
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist
said something that brought tears
to my eyes.. He said, "No hable '
Ronnie Shakes)
I can' t think cf anything verse after
a night of drinking than waking up next
to sameone and net being able to
remember their name, or how yen met, or why
they' re dead. (Laura )
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#134 - pokefreakk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#131 - AdamAcev (07/27/2011) [-]
".........................................................."

- plank
User avatar #379 to #363 - xxjohnnyxx (07/27/2011) [-]
wow i posted this up earlier and only got like 6 thumbs .....
#388 to #379 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
U mad?
#350 to #166 - anon (07/27/2011) [-]
its more like "GARBLEBLAHBLAAOFQWRLPLEUPURPLEABFAAWFG"
#317 - picori (07/27/2011) [-]
I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture.

A city where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small.
And with the sweat of your brow,
Rapture can become your city as well.
--Andrew Ryan
#353 to #317 - hootsh (07/27/2011) [-]
Technically the man in Washington says it belongs to the wealthiest, then the wealthiest gives some of it to the poor out of -mostly- guilt and fear.

Seriously it pisses me off every time I hear something like that, even in bloody games now they're telling people **** that's not right.
User avatar #358 to #353 - picori (07/27/2011) [-]
Ryan started building rapture in 1946. I highly suggest you pick up a history book and study the economy in the post WWII period...

User avatar #395 to #358 - hootsh (07/27/2011) [-]
I will, I don't know much about the 60s, I just read now about the US government plans to reduce poverty back then (all I know about the 60s is the rise in consumerism which is one of the reasons I wrote what I wrote) TBH I don't think it contradicts what I said to a large extent, except for the giving part; this time the government ****** up the middle class to pay for the mistakes of the rich, but still the principles are the same.

Apologies nonetheless, I admit did not realize such a plan for poverty was introduced in the 60s before I wrote that.
#344 to #317 - deaththespaz (07/27/2011) [-]
A man chooses a slave obeys
#175 - CakemanRPG (07/27/2011) [-]
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight and run away another day."

-Captain Jack Sparrow
#31 - clink (07/27/2011) [-]
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

<---- Steven Wright
#276 - dillard1 (07/27/2011) [-]
"If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?"
-Will Ferrell
#148 - shoepolish (07/27/2011) [-]
'If you find yourself in hell... Keep walking' - Winston ****** Churchill.
#268 - AmusedMilk (07/27/2011) [-]
That's just nasty.-Cleveland Brown
#281 to #268 - puppywuvsyou (07/27/2011) [-]
No no No NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! -also Cleveland Brown
#33 - thatmetalkid (07/27/2011) [-]
Don't worry, just one more line
I'll be fine
#252 - fenrirx (07/27/2011) [-]
A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't **** with who you are. Women are non-violent but they will **** inside of your heart. - Louis C. K.
#249 - sonofspam (07/27/2011) [-]
-Brick Tamland
#236 - marinepenguin (07/27/2011) [-]
the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.-Mewtwo
#261 to #236 - classicrobotrock (07/27/2011) [-]
this just became my facebook status and possible future tattoo. thank you.
User avatar #273 to #261 - marinepenguin (07/27/2011) [-]
I'm considering it as a tattoo as well.
#279 to #277 - marinepenguin (07/27/2011) [-]
I'll seriously consider it.  
  
&lt;---unrelated
I'll seriously consider it.

<---unrelated
#181 - fortes (07/27/2011) [-]
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

-Rick Astley
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#140 to #128 - josieabby (07/27/2011) [-]
I see what you did there
#42 - mcclinton (07/27/2011) [-]
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