Awesome quotes. It's not OC, I just made this for lulz. "Don't be a hater, if you don't like it just thumb down or skip." (Steven Wright). My grandfat
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It's not OC, I just made this for lulz. "Don't be a hater, if you don't like it just thumb down or skip." (Steven Wright)

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My grandfather always said,
Don' t watch your money; watch your health.
So one day while I was watching
my health, sameone stole my money. It was my
grandfather. (Jackie Mason)
I was so ugly when I was born,
the doctor slapped my mother,
He nny Youngman)
I feel serry for peeple who don' t drink
or do drugs. Because someday they' re going
to be in a hospital bed, dying,
and they won' t know why. (Redd Fess)
My sister was with twe men in ene
night. She meld hardly walk after that.
Can you imagine? Two dinners!
Sarah Silverman)
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist
said something that brought tears
to my eyes.. He said, "No hable '
Ronnie Shakes)
I can' t think cf anything verse after
a night of drinking than waking up next
to sameone and net being able to
remember their name, or how yen met, or why
they' re dead. (Laura )
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#134 - pokefreakk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#166 - asiansarentreal (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#181 - fortes (07/27/2011) [-]
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

-Rick Astley
#131 - AdamAcev ONLINE (07/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
".........................................................."

- plank
#33 - thatmetalkid (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Don't worry, just one more line
I'll be fine
#363 - msawesome (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#128 - Giovone (07/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#236 - marinepenguin (07/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.-Mewtwo
#42 - mcclinton (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#175 - CakemanRPG (07/27/2011) [-]
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight and run away another day."

-Captain Jack Sparrow
User avatar #94 - theFbomb (07/27/2011) [-]
My ex-girlfriend had a weird fetish. She would dress up as herself and act like a ******* bitch all the time.
-Bo Burnham
#31 - clink (07/27/2011) [-]
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

<---- Steven Wright
#317 - picori (07/27/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture.

A city where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small.
And with the sweat of your brow,
Rapture can become your city as well.
--Andrew Ryan
#177 - runtubbyrun (07/27/2011) [+] (16 replies)
"THE LAST TIME I GAVE A **** , I GOT ****** !"
-tourettes guy.
#180 - neomaniak (07/27/2011) [-]
--Magic conch shell

#191 - DrJanItor (07/27/2011) [-]
'Hey what are you doing with that shotgun Courtney?'

-Kurt Cobain
#148 - shoepolish (07/27/2011) [-]
'If you find yourself in hell... Keep walking' - Winston ****** Churchill.
User avatar #4 - Hreidmar ONLINE (07/27/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.

Gandhi.
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