Things Banned by the Bible. obviously this guy is just being funny. dont take it too seriously... i'm going to get so many red thumbs for this but... all of those things that the Bible bands are in the old testament, which in the old testament all those thin Banana Cream Pie
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#47 - mrgriff
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(07/27/2011) [-]
i'm going to get so many red thumbs for this but...



all of those things that the Bible bands are in the old testament, which in the old testament all those things where meant to make one "holy", but where only for Jew's (God's people) not gentiles (not Jews i.e. everyone else), but when Christ died he "erased the board of rules" and wrote only one which you all probably know.

--A Christian who knows his crap, but won't shove it down your throat
#48 to #47 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
What about gays
#55 to #48 - mrgriff
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(07/27/2011) [-]
ya it has that in there too, but as with all thing i know you're thinking of westbro Baptist, which represents a cult, not any form of Christianity, and as such my own church has gotten our biker group (Faith riders) to go and block them with numerous other groups recently, but in my opinion i can't stand them because every single one that i've met has been annoying and showed absolutely no morals
#58 to #55 - ijpowers
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(07/27/2011) [-]
good for your church. nice to know members of the faith are taking an active stance against those nutjobs.
#241 to #58 - mrgriff
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(07/27/2011) [-]
me and a few of my friends where going to go paintball them if they where any closer
#59 to #48 - instalation
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(07/27/2011) [-]
I'm alright with them
#141 to #59 - bbgunelement
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#86 to #48 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**
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#66 to #47 - XXBIOHAZARDXX
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Christians are always friends to me
#67 to #66 - XXBIOHAZARDXX
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(07/27/2011) [-]
except Harold Camping, he is a thief...
#54 to #47 - hotelmario
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(07/27/2011) [-]
He's right.
He's right.
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#53 to #47 - jaggedpanther
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(07/27/2011) [-]
:3
I'm not sure why, but it makes me really happy to read some constructive and informed argument, rather than the normal crap we all have to put up with.
I'm irreligious/atheist/whatever btw, so no bias here.
thumbs!
#37 - trollfaceismycuz
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#94 to #37 - stebok
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#44 to #37 - mayormilkman
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(07/27/2011) [-]
< Only logical thing to do.
< Only logical thing to do.
#229 - illegalmartian
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Notice all these chapters are from the old testimony, meaning it only applied to the children of Israel (jews)
#231 to #229 - qweasdzxcr
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(07/27/2011) [-]
you sir are correct and by that i thumb you.
#233 to #229 - bigralf
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(07/27/2011) [-]
you mean the old testament lol
#237 to #233 - illegalmartian
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(07/27/2011) [-]
yeah, sorry I get specific spanish and english words mixed up lol, and I go to a hispanic church
#143 - monhi
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(07/27/2011) [-]
For some reason I feel like there wasn't football when the bible was written
#180 to #143 - kershinator
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(07/27/2011) [-]
It refers to the Sabbath, which at the time of the old testament (and to jews today) was on Saturday. It was illegal to work, light candles, or walk certain distances out of town on the Sabbath. In fact, Orthodox jews today still cannot turn on or off anything on the sabbath
#210 to #180 - jlew
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(07/27/2011) [-]
The sabbath is a day of rest. You can watch football, you just can't do any work. *Addin to you post. not arguin*
#271 to #210 - kershinator
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Yes, but you cannot PLAY football, thats why the bible would ban it. a bunch of gentiles playing it is ok for Orthodox Jews to watch today
#275 to #271 - jlew
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Actually, if you think about it. Playing a game is still resting. As long as you aren't playing to earn money it's not work.
#207 - jstinch
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Well. Actually that I think Leviticus is only for Judaism.
See, back in the day, God was like, ******* pissed as a raging whore on steroids, so we killed a dick load of sheep and pigs to make him all sorry and ****. So, Jesus was all like, "Yo man, **** this ****" and Judas was all like, "Nah, **** THIS ****" and Jesus died and stuff. So, because Jesus was like this sacrificed sheep dude. It made sacrificing stuff, and the rest of Leviticus obsolete.
tl;dr: Jesus ****** the book of Leviticus
#208 to #207 - jlew
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(07/27/2011) [-]
That's an interesting way of putting it, but you are right. Jesus told us to follow the New Testament. The Old Testament is just a collection of Christian history now.
#209 to #207 - mngophers
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Funny and very accurate, Ive never laughed so hard at the renouncing of Levitical Law...

Thanks Jesus
#217 to #209 - zeldapronmaster
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#211 to #209 - jlew
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Yay Jesus!
#218 to #207 - zeldapronmaster
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(07/27/2011) [-]
jews betray my son.............ban bacon cheeseburgers and electronics on saturdays
#221 - sethrogan
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(07/27/2011) [-]
it is a common misconception that the bible tells people to do that in the present day, these were rules for the jewish religion which is based purely off of the old testament
#230 to #221 - sunice
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(07/27/2011) [-]
What would be the point of wanting trivial things like avoid woman on periods or not using cotton/polyester blends in todays age or the past?
#269 to #230 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
dont make woopy with women in their perioids
#267 to #230 - OMGINBD
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Not entirely sure why it'd be relevant today, but back then the law against people wearing clothes of mixed fabrics was because the enemies of the Jews in some neighboring region wore clothing that was a fabric blend. It has no relevance to it being immoral or sinful in any way, it was more of a "if you wear it, you're one of them" types of mentality. This is, if I remember correctly.

The Bible was written by humans, and designed to suit their needs at the time. If it has any meaning beyond that, that's up to one's beliefs.
#22 - comotellamas
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#23 to #22 - zzxman
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(07/27/2011) [-]
your on
#25 to #23 - comotellamas
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(07/27/2011) [-]
youre pretty much ****** now
#29 to #25 - zzxman
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(07/27/2011) [-]
i think not it's over for you
#31 to #29 - comotellamas
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(07/27/2011) [-]
well, **** me
well, **** me
#32 to #31 - zzxman
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(07/27/2011) [-]
you won't kill this
#39 to #32 - shameonyou
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#43 to #39 - kokovo
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Did anyone think of the original Pokemon Battle Theme while reading this?
#213 - thekilljoy
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(07/27/2011) [-]
That only applies to Jews... so your wrong.
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#216 to #213 - deliciouspancakes
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Old testament laws no longer apply to anyone.
#219 to #216 - thekilljoy
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(07/27/2011) [-]
damn right man.
#222 to #219 - deliciouspancakes
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(07/27/2011) [-]
After the resurrection of Jesus a new, less constrictive law was put in place. I wish that last one was still there. Haha.
#71 - CampenCarl
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Is it wrong that I agree with the last one?
#92 to #71 - based
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(07/27/2011) [-]
WE ALL DO
#239 - reyesman ONLINE
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(07/27/2011) [-]
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#268 to #242 - anon
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(07/27/2011) [-]
oh man, which one should I choose?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
#272 to #268 - Tusura
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(07/27/2011) [-]
I chose Arceus, I already have a PSP