Things Banned by the Bible. obviously this guy is just being funny. dont take it too seriously... i'm going to get so many red thumbs for this but... all of those things that the Bible bands are in the old testament, which in the old testament all those thin
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Things Banned by the Bible

obviously this guy is just being funny. dont take it too seriously.

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#291 - sketchfactor ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
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#282 - jamalziane (07/31/2011) [-]
But i know for sure eating pork is against christianity yet all christians i know eat it.
User avatar #270 - pigfarts (07/27/2011) [-]
Don't forget when you have sex the guy can't pull out.
#258 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (07/27/2011) [-]
The funniest part is, all of these except cursing are Old Testament rules that no longer apply!

I love it when people have no idea what they're talking about. XD
User avatar #292 to #258 - vortexrain (09/07/2011) [-]
"'God' said not to do any of those things, so you shouldn't do them no matter what time period it is."
"But times change"
"Then being gay should be ok, and practicing witchcraft shouldn't be frowned upon."
"No it shouldn't!"
"Well, why not?"
"Because God says that those are wrong."
The following was a typical argument that I frewuently have with my mom and strict Christian friends
User avatar #294 to #292 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (09/07/2011) [-]
^ Here's a perfect example.

So, okay, let me break down in the most basic way. The laws on that chalkboard, as well as the book that he quotes (Leviticus), is a book that has ceremonial laws. It's all about ceremonial laws.

Ceremonial laws were kept when the temple had to be built a certain way, namely the curtain that hung between the altar and the congregation. The reason this was all done was because Jesus had not come yet to save the world of its' sins.

When Jesus was crucified, the curtain ripped, signifying that there was no more need for the old laws, as Jesus had become the perfect sacrifice.

Now, the question is, will you take this knowledge and go learn more about it, or will you shrug it off and just go about your life hating something you don't understand in the least?
User avatar #295 to #294 - vortexrain (09/07/2011) [-]
here's an idea, shut the **** up and stop taking the bible so literally
#296 to #295 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (09/07/2011) [-]
Enjoy your ignorance, than.
User avatar #293 to #292 - vortexrain (09/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #266 to #258 - gwenolabar (07/27/2011) [-]
carry a king james?
User avatar #283 to #266 - TheSpartanHelghast (08/01/2011) [-]
I take it King James is New Testament?
#265 to #258 - huxley (07/27/2011) [-] lets re-write the bible another 10 times until it fits with society's norm so that it may be accepted as "truth"?
User avatar #278 to #265 - gielnik **User deleted account** (07/28/2011) [-]
I think you need to read up on what the old testament is.
#280 to #278 - huxley (07/29/2011) [-]
I'm reading Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. I'm good in terms of reading material.

Plus, I wouldn't waste my time reading a bunch of bs and lies. I'd rather pick up an anthropology book and learn something.
User avatar #281 to #280 - gielnik **User deleted account** (07/29/2011) [-]
Uh, okay. Good for you I guess?

I just wanted to say that the old testament was written before Jesus supposedly came to earth.
User avatar #257 - ThaJewBoy (07/27/2011) [-]
The Bible also states You can sell your daughter into slavery, NOT EVEN IN NEVADA!
#255 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
This guys an idiot. He takes the bible literally. It's a 1000 year old book. Don't you think it would 'somehow' relate in a way to modern day?
User avatar #261 to #255 - boundlessbrunette (07/27/2011) [-]
hes not taking it literally, he is using this picture as a way to show people who claim things that people do are against the word of god (like being gay for example, or having tattoos/body modifications) and that as a result they will go to hell for participating in those things. This is something to show that there are lots of things the Bible says we cant/shouldnt do, hes showing the extreme things we are all bound to come into contact with, as a way to say perhaps no one is %100 following the way of the Bible, even though a lot of orthodox religious individuals like to think they are.
User avatar #276 to #261 - jlew (07/27/2011) [-]
On your last point.
Don't worry, know one CAN follow everything. The point of Jesus was just to say that you should TRY to follow what you can.
User avatar #277 to #276 - boundlessbrunette (07/28/2011) [-]
exactly. Its all about the effort you make and how hard you try to be what God wants you to be that depicts on how your soul will be treated once you've left the physical earth
User avatar #254 - sethharbauk (07/27/2011) [-]
if you created a whole universe of smart people with souls, would you burn them forever for saying ass? i sure would, **** logic.
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#249 - ablank (07/27/2011) [-]
**ablank rolls 29**
User avatar #260 to #259 - ablank (07/27/2011) [-]
well played sir
User avatar #264 to #260 - licestr ONLINE (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #248 - MikeLit (07/27/2011) [-]
That's the Jew Testament. We don't take too kind to them folk.
User avatar #244 - spoonsmonkey (07/27/2011) [-]
i thumb just for the description
#239 - reyesman (07/27/2011) [-]
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#268 to #242 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
oh man, which one should I choose?

User avatar #272 to #268 - Tusura ONLINE (07/27/2011) [-]
I chose Arceus, I already have a PSP
#232 - bigralf (07/27/2011) [-]
last one still seems legit
#243 to #232 - ianmoone (07/27/2011) [-]
I'm a girl, and I agree.
#229 - illegalmartian (07/27/2011) [-]
Notice all these chapters are from the old testimony, meaning it only applied to the children of Israel (jews)
#233 to #229 - bigralf (07/27/2011) [-]
you mean the old testament lol
User avatar #237 to #233 - illegalmartian (07/27/2011) [-]
yeah, sorry I get specific spanish and english words mixed up lol, and I go to a hispanic church
#231 to #229 - qweasdzxcr (07/27/2011) [-]
you sir are correct and by that i thumb you.
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User avatar #240 to #227 - epicurious (07/27/2011) [-]
I agree with that last point, I think it's stupid to twist certain things around from the bible to make it look bad when there's a lot of definitively bad things they did in the old testament XP
#226 - Xan Krieger (07/27/2011) [-]
Make sex great
Forbid it

Disobey my rules and go to hell
I still love you

All powerful, all knowing, and all wise
Always needs money from churchgoers
User avatar #234 to #226 - Cambro (07/27/2011) [-]
funny, but I'm just saying when people make those complaints they sound like whining teens. (God)"Sex is awesome, and i give it to you as a gift. But it makes babies, so get married." (follower like a kid) "O my god, God! You're rules are soo strict!"
(God) "If you follow what I say, you'll be a great person. But I know no one is perfect, so all I need you to say is you believe I and my son Jesus is God and at least try to be a good person and I'll forgive you." (Follower) "I can't believe you'd hate someone enough to send them to hell!"
(God) "I am all powerful, all knowing and wise. If you give money to the church, I can tell the church leaders to use the money for ultimate good and it will go to the hungry, the poor and needy." (follower) "Wow, you're a greedy douche God!"
Kinda see what I'm saying?
#263 to #234 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
oh no! the atheists are striking back with red thumbs when you point out something that makes sense somewhat! better delete your comment bro.
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