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Germany. Part 2 -> /funny_pictures/2401185/Germany+part+2/ Finland -> /funny_pictures/2400751/Finland/ Addition to 3: Some internet sources say that over

Part 2 -> /funny_pictures/2401185/Germany+part+2/
Finland -> /funny_pictures/2400751/Finland/
Addition to 3:
Some internet sources say that over 60% of the Germans are christians. Most of the christians don't believe in god and know less about their own religion than I do. (And I am not christian! I believe in Hypnotoad! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!)
They are just baptized and that means they are officially christian.

Facts about Germany
Hello junkers
I' d like to tell you some facts about my
home country.
l don' t want to
complain.‘
It is true that it is allowed to drive as
fast as you want on German autobahn.
In theory!
In practice we have a / h
speed limit in most of the
areas.
Of course there exist some areas
where you could drive with over
h('" ) but because of
the traffic you won' t be able to drive
In comparison with the US highways it is
still a lot but unfortunately we have to
pay '"1. per liter (. 15 per gallon)
Hitler was Austrian not German.
Nevertheless the Germans still have to
apologize to the jewish community for
the crime the nazis have done "'
ago. (By saying apologize I mean we
have to pay them and to send Israel free
weapons)
Whenever you criticize a jew or Israel
you will be called .
We are one of the most politically
correct people in the world.
You can see German flags only during big
sport events like FIFA World Cup or
European Soccer Championship. Other-
wise it is not good to be patriotic here.
By the way: It is punishable by law to use
the Hakenkreuz or the Nazi salute in any
way and most of the people (including
myself) will react very unfriendly.
A lot Germans don' t really believe in god
and less than 20% believe in
creationism or intelligent design. In
school you learn evolution as a fact, not
as a theory.
We don' t like the behaviour of all
religious fanatics but we are not allowed
to complain because it wouldn' t be .
If you want to know anything else tell me
in the comments and I' ll make a parta.
...
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#63 - blackbabees (07/25/2011) [-]
Can you explain to me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#1148 to #63 - theableacher (07/25/2011) [-]
It's not cinnamon, It's magic!
#816 to #63 - olewhalehunter (07/25/2011) [-]
THERES ******* CINNAMON SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE!
#249 to #63 - taizzzzzed (07/25/2011) [-]
you have won my internets
#261 to #249 - blackbabees (07/25/2011) [-]
These internets shall not go to waste.
These internets shall not go to waste.
#77 to #63 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
i love you and everything you stand for
#290 - cashforclunkers (07/25/2011) [-]
WE WERE INVITED! PUNCH WAS SERVED! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!
#303 to #290 - tribetime (07/25/2011) [-]
CZECH WITH POLAND!
User avatar #209 - xadolfhitlerx (07/25/2011) [-]
whos that sexy beast in the 2nd fact?
#236 to #218 - puut (07/25/2011) [-]
I hear he's becoming a leader of Germany
I hear he's becoming a leader of Germany
#604 - millamanjaro (07/25/2011) [-]
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT GERMANY TODAY IS
#663 to #604 - damnlol (07/25/2011) [-]
dont anally **** sheep.
#1234 - poophed (07/25/2011) [-]
my only question about Germany: how accurate is this photo?
my only question about Germany: how accurate is this photo?
#1243 to #1234 - fmaestrolol (07/25/2011) [-]
**fmaestrolol rolls 12** This much
#1280 to #1234 - mrbah (07/25/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard watching dat movie cliché'd
User avatar #1254 to #1234 - Digitalphear (07/25/2011) [-]
BEEEEEEEEERFEEEEEEESSSSSTTT!!
+7
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User avatar #657 to #568 - strygwyr (07/25/2011) [-]
It is funny that VegetarianCat is Level 8 - Bacon Lover
User avatar #661 to #657 - fistpump (07/25/2011) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #1319 to #960 - strygwyr (07/25/2011) [-]
I skipped Bacon Lover! Vegans can do that :-p
#509 - spankcakes (07/25/2011) [-]
At first I read that you said Hitler was Australian.... Silly me:D
#104 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
AMERICA-

1.We like food
2.We like beer
3.We like cars that go in circles

NEXT COUNTRY
User avatar #1072 to #104 - DrCharizardd (07/25/2011) [-]
'merica
i live in the south DEEP south and that what we love to do also
User avatar #930 to #104 - doctorhax (07/25/2011) [-]
UK-

1. We have ozzy osbourne
2. We have simon pegg
3. That's all you need to know
#1031 to #930 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
PORTUGAL -

1. BENFICA
2. BENFICA
3. BENFICA


NEXT
User avatar #1034 to #1031 - doctorhax (07/25/2011) [-]
the **** is a benfica?
#1338 to #1034 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
IS THE GREATEST CLUB EVER, ************ .
User avatar #1365 to #1338 - doctorhax (07/26/2011) [-]
Well i don't watch football, cos i have a life and don't spend every second of my day eating and watching some dudes fight over balls and cry whenever they fall over
#1240 to #104 - RisenLichen (07/25/2011) [-]
Dominican republic-  
  
1. hot as 			****		  
2. we eat rice and beans every 			*******		 day  
3. we can pick just about any fruit in our front or back yard.  
4. we're obsessed with baseball/stickball  
 NEXT COUNTRY
Dominican republic-

1. hot as ****
2. we eat rice and beans every ******* day
3. we can pick just about any fruit in our front or back yard.
4. we're obsessed with baseball/stickball
NEXT COUNTRY
#1017 to #104 - sefairo (07/25/2011) [-]
FINLAND-

1. Look at the picture. Nuff said
User avatar #391 to #104 - fosforgasxiii (07/25/2011) [-]
BELGIUM
-we have no government
-we have the best beer, waffles, fries, chocolate...
-we have a friterie (small fast-food kiosk specialised in fries) in EVERY town
-many people from the Dutch-speaking part hate people from the french-speaking part for some reason idk
-we still have no government
+49
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User avatar #115 to #109 - DroyLinker (07/25/2011) [-]
KOREA-

1. Dirty soccer players
2. Cold, snowy winters
3. Hot ass humid summers
4. Karaoke, saunas, and alcohol baby
5. All Koreans are secretly zerglings

NEXT
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#159 to #109 - thebaker (07/25/2011) [-]
BRAZIL-  
  
1. We eat rice and beans EVERY 			*******		 DAY.  
2. Not everyone likes samba or soccer.  
3. No, we don't live in the jungle, don't pet monkeys or live in Rio.  
4. Our new musics sucks, only the old ones are good.  
5. 92.3% of the people are christians, and they put god in every sentence they can.  
gif unrelated.
BRAZIL-

1. We eat rice and beans EVERY ******* DAY.
2. Not everyone likes samba or soccer.
3. No, we don't live in the jungle, don't pet monkeys or live in Rio.
4. Our new musics sucks, only the old ones are good.
5. 92.3% of the people are christians, and they put god in every sentence they can.
gif unrelated.
#114 to #109 - thepsycho (07/25/2011) [-]
ARGENTINA-

1. FOOOTBAAAAAALL

NEXT
#1250 to #114 - imaginariness (07/25/2011) [-]
forgot something...
#845 to #109 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
SWEDEN

1. 15-year old legal girls
2. almost no religion, also teach evolution as a fact
3. volvo
4. blonde women
User avatar #116 to #109 - harsis (07/25/2011) [-]
CUBA-

1.We make cigars
2.We hate America (I don't)
3.Old cards

NEXT
User avatar #132 to #116 - doctorzzo (07/25/2011) [-]
SOUTH AFRICA-
1: We hate ******* .
2: We hate ******* .
3: We hate ******* .

NEXT
#384 to #104 - avrg (07/25/2011) [-]
BRITAIN:

Cunty Politicians
Cricket
Tea & Crumpets
Council Housing estates
Chavs.
#422 to #384 - arabtroll (07/25/2011) [-]
Qatar

1.Awesome goverment
2. dont have to tip
3.fifa cup 2022
4.badass airline with tv's in every seat (even coach)

NEXT
User avatar #254 to #104 - jellyman (07/25/2011) [-]
JAPAN-

1. We like tentacle porn
2. Hollywood makes terrible films of our video games (most of it)
3. We make bizarre cartoons.

NEXT
User avatar #325 to #104 - MrGameAndWatch (07/25/2011) [-]
Australia;
-We ride kangaroos.
-We ******* hate Carbon Tax.
-We put up with the indigenous community.
-Always hot.
-Everyone's obsessed with Football. (NRL) I hate it.
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+1
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#1050 - xdemonxfirex (07/25/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#586 - randomlyici (07/25/2011) [-]
Guess I'm moving to Germany.
Guess I'm moving to Germany.
#800 - madhattergirl (07/25/2011) [-]
5.  And you can dance really well.
5. And you can dance really well.
User avatar #943 - ChinOfChuckNorris (07/25/2011) [-]
I read the whole thing in a German accent
#479 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Thank God im Austrian !
#403 - pandazero (07/25/2011) [-]
Now I wanna travel to germany.

Oh wait ... I'm already there :D

Kriegst ne Daumen hoch, Kumpel.
#1219 - madhattergirl (07/25/2011) [-]
I learned to never play "Truth or Dare" with Germans.  We had some exchange students hanging out with us and they dared me to hump a guy until I came.  A little too extreme for me at the tender age of 15.
I learned to never play "Truth or Dare" with Germans. We had some exchange students hanging out with us and they dared me to hump a guy until I came. A little too extreme for me at the tender age of 15.

#1370 to #1219 - neomaniak (07/26/2011) [-]
So...does that make you gay?
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - madhattergirl (07/26/2011) [-]
Since I'm a chick, probably not.
#1375 to #1372 - madhattergirl (07/26/2011) [-]
I thought the name made it kind of obvious...
I thought the name made it kind of obvious...
#807 - peteza (07/25/2011) [-]
German comedy:

"What is the nature of Grape-Nuts? They are neither grapes nor nuts. And so, the sad farce continues." - Hans Beinholt
#546 - zerowinz (07/25/2011) [-]
Im german too, and i ******* love it.
User avatar #879 - dengekisushi (07/25/2011) [-]
You come from another country
and you still have better grammar than most FunnyJunkers here O_______o
#893 to #879 - vitafix (07/25/2011) [-]
Obviously...
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