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Germany. Part 2 -> /funny_pictures/2401185/Germany+part+2/ Finland -> /funny_pictures/2400751/Finland/ Addition to 3: Some internet sources say that over

Part 2 -> /funny_pictures/2401185/Germany+part+2/
Finland -> /funny_pictures/2400751/Finland/
Addition to 3:
Some internet sources say that over 60% of the Germans are christians. Most of the christians don't believe in god and know less about their own religion than I do. (And I am not christian! I believe in Hypnotoad! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!)
They are just baptized and that means they are officially christian.

Facts about Germany
Hello junkers
I' d like to tell you some facts about my
home country.
l don' t want to
complain.‘
It is true that it is allowed to drive as
fast as you want on German autobahn.
In theory!
In practice we have a / h
speed limit in most of the
areas.
Of course there exist some areas
where you could drive with over
h('" ) but because of
the traffic you won' t be able to drive
In comparison with the US highways it is
still a lot but unfortunately we have to
pay '"1. per liter (. 15 per gallon)
Hitler was Austrian not German.
Nevertheless the Germans still have to
apologize to the jewish community for
the crime the nazis have done "'
ago. (By saying apologize I mean we
have to pay them and to send Israel free
weapons)
Whenever you criticize a jew or Israel
you will be called .
We are one of the most politically
correct people in the world.
You can see German flags only during big
sport events like FIFA World Cup or
European Soccer Championship. Other-
wise it is not good to be patriotic here.
By the way: It is punishable by law to use
the Hakenkreuz or the Nazi salute in any
way and most of the people (including
myself) will react very unfriendly.
A lot Germans don' t really believe in god
and less than 20% believe in
creationism or intelligent design. In
school you learn evolution as a fact, not
as a theory.
We don' t like the behaviour of all
religious fanatics but we are not allowed
to complain because it wouldn' t be .
If you want to know anything else tell me
in the comments and I' ll make a parta.
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