Body Tricks. . Cool Body Tricks Want to stop that pesky gag reflex? Ever have that annoying thing in your throat that makes you want to gag and cough to get " o cool body Tricks
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Body Tricks

Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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#136 - Surname (07/25/2011) [-]
> Need to pee on long car ride
> Think about sex to settle the urge to relieve bladder
> Massive boner forms in pants
> Get to a rest area, run like an African rhino to the bathroom
> Boner still harder than diamonds
> Can't pee because little man is standing at attention
> Pressure is building causing pain
> Desperately do a handstand to relieve bladder
> Pee gets everywhere
> Shamefully walk back to car soaked in pee
> Parents think I have sick pee fetish



True Story
User avatar #315 to #136 - someguynamednick (07/25/2011) [-]
haha i hate when that happens...
User avatar #140 to #136 - burningvinesdrumer (07/25/2011) [-]
hahahahahaha thats classic
#146 to #136 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
one of the few times a vagina comes in handy.
#138 to #136 - kabegamichu (07/25/2011) [-]
The hell...?
#22 - Shmuck (07/25/2011) [-]
I told my girlfriend about the gag thing....

she got mad....
User avatar #334 - Cooey (07/25/2011) [-]
Here's another cool one: close your eyes, and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you will actually taste salt.
#365 to #334 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Didn't realize what it was untill I tried it. Well played...
User avatar #492 to #334 - cypruswebcraze (07/25/2011) [-]
hahaha that would make you look like your blowing an invisible dick
User avatar #609 to #492 - cypruswebcraze (07/25/2011) [-]
Haters... its true
#337 to #334 - knezov (07/25/2011) [-]
hardy har har
User avatar #338 to #334 - croatianinja (07/25/2011) [-]
not sure if trolling or true
#177 - AWESOMEJANDRO (07/25/2011) [-]
think about sex to settle a urge




what if the urge is sex?
#182 to #177 - weniscake (07/25/2011) [-]
then think about pee
User avatar #189 to #187 - superjingle (07/25/2011) [-]
YOU SIR, ARE A GOD AMONG MEN
#34 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Need to pee
Think about sex instead
Now i just want to fap
what do?
#36 to #34 - powerfapping (07/25/2011) [-]
think about pissing, repeat the process
#27 - thephoenix (07/25/2011) [-]
I WHIP MAH NECK BACK AND FORTH
User avatar #50 - PhilipFry (07/25/2011) [-]
Thx. Now I don't have to pee anymore, I just have a boner now.
#25 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
I don't think that coughing during a shot sounds very safe, you're generally supposed to stay still for those, for safety purposes.
#418 to #413 - Mawxter (07/25/2011) [-]
BACKING UP, BACKING UP
BACKING UP, BACKING UP
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User avatar #414 to #406 - spanglish (07/25/2011) [-]
it barely hurts to man up
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#198 - immaloltroll (07/25/2011) [-]
**immaloltroll rolls 80**
only roll with 2's
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**anonymous rolls 50** Check 'em
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#272 to #198 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59** Im to epic for this ****
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**swahilicharles rolls 53** it was 14.
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#353 to #352 - soraisrox (07/25/2011) [-]
Seems about right.
Seems about right.
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#310 to #234 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Because you're old and feeble.
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User avatar #283 to #214 - msmcdingleberry (07/25/2011) [-]
hmm lets solve this problem... did you go to the bear exibit in the petting zoo when you were 5?
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Well I got dubs.
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**immaloltroll rolls 09**always the 80's T.T
try again? >:3
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#203 to #201 - lpplph (07/25/2011) [-]
take off 8 years
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User avatar #232 to #228 - THMSHRTHLT (07/25/2011) [-]
o god.
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#552 - rkdisme (07/25/2011) [-]
I puked all over my keyboard and monitor. I guess that thing doesn't work for me.
User avatar #567 to #552 - roflerman (07/25/2011) [-]
You got too close to your Uvula. X.X touching that = vomit.
User avatar #583 to #567 - Greengreda (07/25/2011) [-]
Not if you're born without a gag reflex.

What's the purpose of having a gag reflex?
User avatar #613 to #583 - roflerman (07/25/2011) [-]
So you don't choke and die on *cough* foreign objects.
#450 - thetylered (07/25/2011) [-]
Now explain how to get rid of the awkward boner
User avatar #454 to #450 - rooftoilet (07/25/2011) [-]
Think about gay sex? Depending on your sexual preference. But then that urge to urinate will come back.
#455 to #454 - thetylered (07/25/2011) [-]
You my friend are number one
#433 - jackslaps (07/25/2011) [-]
Have the urge to pee but there's no bathroom? Think about sex.
>> Urge to pee gone
>> Acquire boner in public
Have the urge to bone but there's no whore? Think about math.
>> Boner lost
>> Acquire urge to pee

INFINITE LOOP
#558 - oouiro (07/25/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#521 - swirlybird (07/25/2011) [-]
Fixed *
#388 - aBlindMoron (07/25/2011) [-]
Tired of hearing your own thoughts?

Just listen to some pop music on any radio station of your choosing. After about 5 minutes your brain will have rotted to the point where thought will no longer be an issue.
#351 - alejandrawr (07/25/2011) [-]
When your hands are numb, licking your hand will stop it immediately. Legit **** . pic unrelated.
User avatar #559 - xHoratioCainex (07/25/2011) [-]
Lessen the pain?

Needles don't even hurt..

It's all in your head..
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