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Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#34 - anon id: c4ae47a8
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Need to pee
Think about sex instead
Now i just want to fap
what do?
#36 to #34 - powerfapping
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(07/25/2011) [-]
think about pissing, repeat the process
#153 to #36 - twisterfister
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#136 - Surname
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(07/25/2011) [-]
> Need to pee on long car ride
> Think about sex to settle the urge to relieve bladder
> Massive boner forms in pants
> Get to a rest area, run like an African rhino to the bathroom
> Boner still harder than diamonds
> Can't pee because little man is standing at attention
> Pressure is building causing pain
> Desperately do a handstand to relieve bladder
> Pee gets everywhere
> Shamefully walk back to car soaked in pee
> Parents think I have sick pee fetish



True Story
#146 to #136 - anon id: 669db250
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(07/25/2011) [-]
one of the few times a vagina comes in handy.
User avatar #315 to #136 - someguynamednick
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(07/25/2011) [-]
haha i hate when that happens...
User avatar #140 to #136 - burningvinesdrumer
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(07/25/2011) [-]
hahahahahaha thats classic
#138 to #136 - kabegamichu
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(07/25/2011) [-]
The hell...?
#22 - Shmuck
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I told my girlfriend about the gag thing....

she got mad....
#27 - thephoenix
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I WHIP MAH NECK BACK AND FORTH
#532 to #27 - squizard
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#388 - aBlindMoron
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Tired of hearing your own thoughts?

Just listen to some pop music on any radio station of your choosing. After about 5 minutes your brain will have rotted to the point where thought will no longer be an issue.
User avatar #334 - Cooey
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Here's another cool one: close your eyes, and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you will actually taste salt.
User avatar #492 to #334 - cypruswebcraze
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hahaha that would make you look like your blowing an invisible dick
User avatar #609 to #492 - cypruswebcraze
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Haters... its true
#365 to #334 - anon id: 7ddba9dc
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Didn't realize what it was untill I tried it. Well played...
#337 to #334 - knezov
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(07/25/2011) [-]
hardy har har
User avatar #338 to #334 - croatianinja
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not sure if trolling or true
#177 - AWESOMEJANDRO
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(07/25/2011) [-]
think about sex to settle a urge




what if the urge is sex?
#182 to #177 - weniscake
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then think about pee
#186 to #182 - ahappymango
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#187 to #186 - ahappymango
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User avatar #189 to #187 - superjingle
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YOU SIR, ARE A GOD AMONG MEN
#198 - immaloltroll
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**immaloltroll rolls 80**
only roll with 2's
User avatar #231 to #198 - solemnaddiction
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**solemnaddiction rolls 30** boom 15 go!
#246 to #198 - anon id: 1ee2c2a0
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**anonymous rolls 13**
User avatar #256 to #198 - Gonnafly
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**Gonnafly rolls 35**
#272 to #198 - anon id: 2a79bd0b
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**anonymous rolls 59** Im to epic for this ****
User avatar #282 to #198 - madjik
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**madjik rolls 14**
User avatar #295 to #198 - swahilicharles
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**swahilicharles rolls 53** it was 14.
User avatar #352 to #198 - soraisrox
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**soraisrox rolls 25**
#353 to #352 - soraisrox
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Seems about right.
Seems about right.
User avatar #265 to #198 - shogg
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**shogg rolls 10**
#273 to #265 - msmcdingleberry
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#308 to #198 - sleepinginsomnia
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**sleepinginsomnia rolls 01**
#234 to #198 - mynameishello **User deleted account**
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#310 to #234 - anon id: 954faab5
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Because you're old and feeble.
User avatar #235 to #198 - ivoryhammer
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**ivoryhammer rolls 77** 15.
User avatar #236 to #235 - ivoryhammer
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Well I got dubs.
User avatar #210 to #198 - gummybearmurderer
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**gummybearmurderer rolls 05**
#214 to #210 - gummybearmurderer
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Was it rape?
User avatar #283 to #214 - msmcdingleberry
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hmm lets solve this problem... did you go to the bear exibit in the petting zoo when you were 5?
User avatar #233 to #198 - atgfj
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**atgfj rolls 66**
User avatar #202 to #198 - Babyfapper
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**Babyfapper rolls 02**
#204 to #202 - lpplph
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win
#221 to #198 - anon id: b3acb5c7
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**anonymous rolls 52**
yup
#209 to #198 - KingslyKross **User deleted account**
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User avatar #213 to #198 - brewtality
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**brewtality rolls 66**
#309 to #198 - ununpentium **User deleted account**
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User avatar #230 to #198 - piehumper
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**piehumper rolls 16**
#286 to #198 - allidoisroll
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**allidoisroll rolls 92**
User avatar #200 to #198 - immaloltroll
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**immaloltroll rolls 09**always the 80's T.T
try again? >:3
#242 to #200 - anon id: afacdd33
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**anonymous rolls 77**
#278 to #198 - cjwolfer
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**cjwolfer rolls 15** probaly not going to be true but ill try lol
#281 to #278 - cjwolfer
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aww a year off but wow close
#253 to #198 - megagigatron **User deleted account**
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#255 to #253 - megagigatron **User deleted account**
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User avatar #263 to #198 - vette
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**vette rolls 64**
User avatar #239 to #198 - Arkeus
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**Arkeus rolls 10**
User avatar #249 to #198 - tyland
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**tyland rolls 71** Like A Baws
User avatar #301 to #198 - licestr
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**licestr rolls 86**
User avatar #302 to #301 - licestr
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good thing im 105 years old check my profile
User avatar #243 to #198 - angrypiirate
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**angrypiirate rolls 60** ****
User avatar #252 to #198 - fluffybunnyyellow
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**fluffybunnyyellow rolls 81**
User avatar #257 to #252 - fluffybunnyyellow
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well ****.
#225 to #198 - anon id: 60b4880d
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**anonymous rolls 78**
User avatar #240 to #198 - weuh
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**weuh rolls 13**
#216 to #198 - spoogeyboi
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User avatar #237 to #198 - sexymutt
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**sexymutt rolls 42**
User avatar #208 to #198 - thunderquill
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**thunderquill rolls 02**
#268 to #208 - shogg
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User avatar #218 to #198 - legacyofkain
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**legacyofkain rolls 97**
User avatar #311 to #198 - bobsagetjr
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**bobsagetjr rolls 10**
User avatar #215 to #198 - HabboCrazies
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**HabboCrazies rolls 91** Here we ******* go...
#220 to #215 - HabboCrazies
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Yea, right.
Yea, right.
#296 to #198 - doctorbamf
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User avatar #212 to #198 - jasonmaki
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roll 2*
User avatar #219 to #212 - jasonmaki
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**jasonmaki rolls 14** that last one was a fail
User avatar #222 to #219 - jasonmaki
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looks like its gonna be this year
User avatar #292 to #198 - organicpoptart
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**organicpoptart rolls 48**
#293 to #292 - organicpoptart
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User avatar #206 to #198 - Trollinitup
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**Trollinitup rolls 86**
#285 to #198 - xreclamation **User deleted account**
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User avatar #205 to #198 - wasnotme
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**wasnotme rolls 85**
#207 to #205 - wasnotme
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#279 to #198 - splendidpizzapie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #625 to #198 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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**ThatsSoFunnyHeHe rolls 14**
#277 to #198 - splendidpizzapie **User deleted account**
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#571 to #198 - anon id: 1a0180f4
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**anonymous rolls 61**
User avatar #270 to #198 - convenientsalmon
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**convenientsalmon rolls 29**
User avatar #527 to #198 - householdguy
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**householdguy rolls 92**
User avatar #258 to #198 - xPURENERDx
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**xPURENERDx rolls 75**
User avatar #506 to #198 - Modeofdepeche
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**Modeofdepeche rolls 29**
#512 to #506 - Modeofdepeche
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User avatar #251 to #198 - ShitJustGotReal
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***************** rolls 27**
#482 to #198 - troubletwister **User deleted account**
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#485 to #482 - troubletwister **User deleted account**
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User avatar #247 to #198 - snowheyoh
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**snowheyoh rolls 26** 17 in reality...
#459 to #198 - sefairo
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**sefairo rolls 21**
#245 to #198 - anon id: e7e03ec0
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**anonymous rolls 50** Check 'em
User avatar #456 to #198 - Poiuytas
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**Poiuytas rolls 21**
User avatar #238 to #198 - asamp
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**asamp rolls 47**
User avatar #453 to #198 - griffguy
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**griffguy rolls 28**
User avatar #226 to #198 - jessswasshere
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**jessswasshere rolls 50**
User avatar #429 to #198 - heyitsasquirrel
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**heyitsasquirrel rolls 28** Probably 05
User avatar #449 to #429 - opvv
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**opvv rolls 03**
User avatar #431 to #429 - heyitsasquirrel
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Hmmm... atleast it's reasonable.
#223 to #198 - anon id: bc197f47
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**anonymous rolls 33**
User avatar #428 to #198 - SomeKindaRandomGuy
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**SomeKindaRandomGuy rolls 68**
User avatar #217 to #198 - masterxaj
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**masterxaj rolls 24**
User avatar #417 to #198 - Blowpophead
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**Blowpophead rolls 80**
#211 to #198 - anon id: 157e32c9
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**anonymous rolls 316** yep
#378 to #198 - superninjadinosaur **User deleted account**
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#380 to #378 - superninjadinosaur **User deleted account**
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#201 to #198 - lpplph
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**lpplph rolls 23**
#203 to #201 - lpplph
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take off 8 years
User avatar #355 to #198 - scopewar
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**scopewar rolls 09**
User avatar #228 to #198 - THMSHRTHLT
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**THMSHRTHLT rolls 01**
#275 to #228 - msmcdingleberry
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User avatar #232 to #228 - THMSHRTHLT
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o god.
#290 to #228 - cjwolfer
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i knew somebody was going to get 1, congrats xD
User avatar #50 - PhilipFry
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Thx. Now I don't have to pee anymore, I just have a boner now.
#62 to #50 - thepsycho
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#413 - poorlydrawnpineapl
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#434 to #413 - xalex
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#435 to #413 - xalex
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#436 to #413 - xalex
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#418 to #413 - Mawxter
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BACKING UP, BACKING UP
BACKING UP, BACKING UP