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Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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#34 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
Need to pee
Think about sex instead
Now i just want to fap
what do?
#36 to #34 - powerfapping
Reply +103
(07/25/2011) [-]
think about pissing, repeat the process
#153 to #36 - twisterfister
Reply +20
(07/25/2011) [-]
#136 - Surname
Reply +79
(07/25/2011) [-]
> Need to pee on long car ride
> Think about sex to settle the urge to relieve bladder
> Massive boner forms in pants
> Get to a rest area, run like an African rhino to the bathroom
> Boner still harder than diamonds
> Can't pee because little man is standing at attention
> Pressure is building causing pain
> Desperately do a handstand to relieve bladder
> Pee gets everywhere
> Shamefully walk back to car soaked in pee
> Parents think I have sick pee fetish



True Story
#146 to #136 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
one of the few times a vagina comes in handy.
#315 to #136 - someguynamednick
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
haha i hate when that happens...
#140 to #136 - burningvinesdrumer
Reply +4
(07/25/2011) [-]
hahahahahaha thats classic
#138 to #136 - kabegamichu
Reply +22
(07/25/2011) [-]
The hell...?
#22 - Shmuck
Reply +50
(07/25/2011) [-]
I told my girlfriend about the gag thing....

she got mad....
#27 - thephoenix
Reply +42
(07/25/2011) [-]
I WHIP MAH NECK BACK AND FORTH
#532 to #27 - squizard
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
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#388 - aBlindMoron
Reply +40
(07/25/2011) [-]
Tired of hearing your own thoughts?

Just listen to some pop music on any radio station of your choosing. After about 5 minutes your brain will have rotted to the point where thought will no longer be an issue.
#334 - Cooey
Reply +37
(07/25/2011) [-]
Here's another cool one: close your eyes, and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you will actually taste salt.
#492 to #334 - cypruswebcraze
Reply -5
(07/25/2011) [-]
hahaha that would make you look like your blowing an invisible dick
#609 to #492 - cypruswebcraze
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
Haters... its true
#365 to #334 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
Didn't realize what it was untill I tried it. Well played...
#337 to #334 - knezov
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
hardy har har
#338 to #334 - croatianinja
Reply +7
(07/25/2011) [-]
not sure if trolling or true
#177 - AWESOMEJANDRO
Reply +37
(07/25/2011) [-]
think about sex to settle a urge




what if the urge is sex?
#182 to #177 - weniscake
Reply +28
(07/25/2011) [-]
then think about pee
#186 to #182 - ahappymango
Reply +10
(07/25/2011) [-]
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#187 to #186 - ahappymango
Reply +12
(07/25/2011) [-]
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#189 to #187 - superjingle
Reply -4
(07/25/2011) [-]
YOU SIR, ARE A GOD AMONG MEN
#198 - immaloltroll
Reply +26
(07/25/2011) [-]
**immaloltroll rolls 80**
only roll with 2's
#231 to #198 - solemnaddiction
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**solemnaddiction rolls 30** boom 15 go!
#246 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13**
#256 to #198 - Gonnafly
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Gonnafly rolls 35**
#272 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59** Im to epic for this ****
#282 to #198 - madjik
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**madjik rolls 14**
#295 to #198 - swahilicharles
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**swahilicharles rolls 53** it was 14.
#352 to #198 - soraisrox
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**soraisrox rolls 25**
#353 to #352 - soraisrox
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
Seems about right.
Seems about right.
#265 to #198 - shogg
Reply +8
(07/25/2011) [-]
**shogg rolls 10**
#273 to #265 - msmcdingleberry
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#308 to #198 - sleepinginsomnia
Reply +9
(07/25/2011) [-]
**sleepinginsomnia rolls 01**
#234 to #198 - mynameishello **User deleted account**
+10
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#310 to #234 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
Because you're old and feeble.
#235 to #198 - ivoryhammer
Reply +11
(07/25/2011) [-]
**ivoryhammer rolls 77** 15.
#236 to #235 - ivoryhammer
Reply +7
(07/25/2011) [-]
Well I got dubs.
#210 to #198 - gummybearmurderer
Reply +12
(07/25/2011) [-]
**gummybearmurderer rolls 05**
#214 to #210 - gummybearmurderer
Reply +10
(07/25/2011) [-]
Was it rape?
#283 to #214 - msmcdingleberry
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
hmm lets solve this problem... did you go to the bear exibit in the petting zoo when you were 5?
#233 to #198 - atgfj
Reply +14
(07/25/2011) [-]
**atgfj rolls 66**
#202 to #198 - Babyfapper
Reply +18
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Babyfapper rolls 02**
#204 to #202 - lpplph
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
win
#221 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52**
yup
#209 to #198 - KingslyKross **User deleted account**
0
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#213 to #198 - brewtality
Reply +7
(07/25/2011) [-]
**brewtality rolls 66**
#309 to #198 - ununpentium **User deleted account**
0
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#230 to #198 - piehumper
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
**piehumper rolls 16**
#286 to #198 - allidoisroll
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**allidoisroll rolls 92**
#200 to #198 - immaloltroll
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
**immaloltroll rolls 09**always the 80's T.T
try again? >:3
#242 to #200 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 77**
#278 to #198 - cjwolfer
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**cjwolfer rolls 15** probaly not going to be true but ill try lol
#281 to #278 - cjwolfer
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
aww a year off but wow close
#253 to #198 - megagigatron **User deleted account**
+3
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#255 to #253 - megagigatron **User deleted account**
+2
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#263 to #198 - vette
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**vette rolls 64**
#239 to #198 - Arkeus
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Arkeus rolls 10**
#249 to #198 - tyland
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**tyland rolls 71** Like A Baws
#301 to #198 - licestr ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**licestr rolls 86**
#302 to #301 - licestr ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
good thing im 105 years old check my profile
#243 to #198 - angrypiirate
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**angrypiirate rolls 60** ****
#252 to #198 - fluffybunnyyellow
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**fluffybunnyyellow rolls 81**
#257 to #252 - fluffybunnyyellow
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
well ****.
#225 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78**
#240 to #198 - weuh
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**weuh rolls 13**
#216 to #198 - spoogeyboi
0
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#237 to #198 - sexymutt
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**sexymutt rolls 42**
#208 to #198 - thunderquill
Reply +18
(07/25/2011) [-]
**thunderquill rolls 02**
#268 to #208 - shogg
Reply +7
(07/25/2011) [-]
#218 to #198 - legacyofkain
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**legacyofkain rolls 97**
#311 to #198 - bobsagetjr
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**bobsagetjr rolls 10**
#215 to #198 - HabboCrazies
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**HabboCrazies rolls 91** Here we ******* go...
#220 to #215 - HabboCrazies
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
Yea, right.
Yea, right.
#296 to #198 - doctorbamf
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#212 to #198 - jasonmaki
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
roll 2*
#219 to #212 - jasonmaki
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
**jasonmaki rolls 14** that last one was a fail
#222 to #219 - jasonmaki
Reply +3
(07/25/2011) [-]
looks like its gonna be this year
#292 to #198 - organicpoptart
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**organicpoptart rolls 48**
#206 to #198 - Trollinitup
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Trollinitup rolls 86**
#285 to #198 - xreclamation **User deleted account**
0
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#205 to #198 - wasnotme
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**wasnotme rolls 85**
#207 to #205 - wasnotme
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
#279 to #198 - splendidpizzapie **User deleted account**
0
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#625 to #198 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**ThatsSoFunnyHeHe rolls 14**
#277 to #198 - splendidpizzapie **User deleted account**
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#571 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 61**
#270 to #198 - convenientsalmon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**convenientsalmon rolls 29**
#527 to #198 - householdguy
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**householdguy rolls 92**
#258 to #198 - xPURENERDx
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**xPURENERDx rolls 75**
#506 to #198 - Modeofdepeche
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Modeofdepeche rolls 29**
#512 to #506 - Modeofdepeche
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
#251 to #198 - ShitJustGotReal
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
***************** rolls 27**
#482 to #198 - troubletwister **User deleted account**
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#485 to #482 - troubletwister **User deleted account**
0
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#247 to #198 - snowheyoh
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**snowheyoh rolls 26** 17 in reality...
#459 to #198 - sefairo
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**sefairo rolls 21**
#245 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 50** Check 'em
#456 to #198 - Poiuytas
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Poiuytas rolls 21**
#238 to #198 - asamp
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**asamp rolls 47**
#453 to #198 - griffguy
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**griffguy rolls 28**
#226 to #198 - jessswasshere
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**jessswasshere rolls 50**
#429 to #198 - heyitsasquirrel
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**heyitsasquirrel rolls 28** Probably 05
#449 to #429 - opvv
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
**opvv rolls 03**
#431 to #429 - heyitsasquirrel
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
Hmmm... atleast it's reasonable.
#223 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
#428 to #198 - SomeKindaRandomGuy
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**SomeKindaRandomGuy rolls 68**
#217 to #198 - masterxaj
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**masterxaj rolls 24**
#417 to #198 - Blowpophead
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**Blowpophead rolls 80**
#211 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 316** yep
#378 to #198 - superninjadinosaur **User deleted account**
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#380 to #378 - superninjadinosaur **User deleted account**
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#201 to #198 - lpplph
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**lpplph rolls 23**
#203 to #201 - lpplph
Reply +2
(07/25/2011) [-]
take off 8 years
#355 to #198 - scopewar
Reply 0
(07/25/2011) [-]
**scopewar rolls 09**
#228 to #198 - THMSHRTHLT
Reply +34
(07/25/2011) [-]
**THMSHRTHLT rolls 01**
#275 to #228 - msmcdingleberry
Reply +13
(07/25/2011) [-]
#232 to #228 - THMSHRTHLT
Reply +5
(07/25/2011) [-]
o god.
#290 to #228 - cjwolfer
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
i knew somebody was going to get 1, congrats xD
#50 - PhilipFry
Reply +30
(07/25/2011) [-]
Thx. Now I don't have to pee anymore, I just have a boner now.
#62 to #50 - thepsycho
Reply +6
(07/25/2011) [-]
#413 - poorlydrawnpineapl
Reply +27
(07/25/2011) [-]
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#434 to #413 - xalex
Reply +1
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#435 to #413 - xalex
Reply +1
(07/25/2011) [-]
#436 to #413 - xalex
Reply +7
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#418 to #413 - Mawxter
Reply +11
(07/25/2011) [-]
BACKING UP, BACKING UP
BACKING UP, BACKING UP