Embarrassing moments. Part 2: /funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/ HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make
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Embarrassing moments

Embarrassing moments. Part 2: /funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/ HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make

Part 2: /funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/
HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make part 2 though.
You know what's also embarrassing? I made a mistake on backgrounds color...OH GOD WHY
If you want to share and contribute with your funny stories I will put them on part 2.Post them on the comments or just PM me.
OC yay

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#40 - DeltaRob (07/23/2011) [-]
>6th grade in class
>have to take a ****
>nervous because never **** in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive **** approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about ******** in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
> ***** pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in ****
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like **** in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices **** stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks **** off hand Worst day ever
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User avatar #73 to #40 - diamondhead (07/23/2011) [-]
LMAO. That's awesome!!Thanks for sharing.
User avatar #45 to #40 - wuocha (07/23/2011) [-]
you should make this into a comic. itd be funny as ****
User avatar #232 to #40 - tehhamster (07/23/2011) [-]
You should of said "It's just chocolate! Try some!" Then smeared it on his face :D
#445 to #40 - gagqt (07/24/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 - shattubatu (07/23/2011) [-]
>Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again

I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
#1513 to #30 - slashendrix (01/07/2013) [-]
Everyone will remember that D
#1514 to #1513 - shattubatu (01/10/2013) [-]
Hmmm, this content is like 6 months old, how did you find it?
User avatar #354 to #30 - IncarceratedNinja (07/24/2011) [-]
you had co ed PE?
#386 to #354 - Simplesailor (07/24/2011) [-]
It's quite a common thing in British primary schools, i.e 5-9 year olds
#31 to #30 - diamondhead (07/23/2011) [-]
Lmao. Thanks for contributing. That's good stuff.
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#64 - anon (07/23/2011) [-]
>playing game outside with friends
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
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User avatar #179 to #64 - uncaringman (07/23/2011) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #1428 to #64 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (07/24/2011) [-]
Happens to me all the time
#218 to #64 - theannoyingFJguy (07/23/2011) [-]
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>in room, on fj
>realize i need to get a snack
>leave my room, and the laptop unclosed
>mum sneaks into my room
>meanwhile, me at kitchen door
>open door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#1410 to #218 - anon (07/24/2011) [-]
>Trying to green text
>GTF back to 4chan
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User avatar #1575 to #893 - arweenk (04/17/2012) [-]
Hi
#252 to #64 - tyranosaursrex (07/23/2011) [-]
-me 15yrs old
-stomach hurts while in class
-ask to go get water at water fountain
-get to water fountain
-throw up in water fountain and leave school
#395 to #252 - renobs (07/24/2011) [-]
idk why, but i lol'd at this
User avatar #1440 to #395 - banteringcat (07/24/2011) [-]
I lol'd because of the pokerface. Fits this situation so well.
#1500 - mariahj (07/25/2011) [-]
>Pre-K
>Crying my eyes out
>Mom picks me up early
>Mom asks whats wrong
>I just found out that George Washington died.

i was kind of a slow child.
User avatar #1535 to #1500 - jperson (07/30/2011) [-]
slowbro.jpg :D
#1455 - greatbananareef (07/24/2011) [-]
>6th grade
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing

#1494 to #1455 - hjoyce (07/25/2011) [-]
This is freakin hilarious. out of all of these, this one made me laugh the most. :)
User avatar #1532 to #1455 - harmphrey (07/30/2011) [-]
LOL!! that should totally be on the 5th one
User avatar #1524 to #1455 - eminemisthebest (07/28/2011) [-]
ha i got the 100th thumb
#1533 to #1455 - harmphrey (07/30/2011) [-]
117 thumb!!
#1511 to #1455 - sexymutt (07/27/2011) [-]
this was hilarious
this was hilarious
#1515 to #1511 - deadagain (07/27/2011) [-]
That GIF....so familiar... What movie is this from?
User avatar #1521 to #1515 - yooper (07/27/2011) [-]
Its from CBS' show, Survivor
User avatar #1518 to #1515 - sexymutt (07/27/2011) [-]
idk sadly :/ found it on FJ
User avatar #1487 to #1455 - Rowant (07/25/2011) [-]
I logged in just to thumb this. <3
#1489 to #1455 - jacencaedus (07/25/2011) [-]
You don't understand, I damn near pissed myself!
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#1499 to #1438 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Wow. I put my pants on the wrong way once in first grade. I just dgafed about it.
User avatar #1474 to #1438 - Sothoth (07/25/2011) [-]
**** being embarrassed i would streak.
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#1418 - zurek (07/24/2011) [-]
>About 8 years old.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
#896 - anon (07/24/2011) [-]
6th grde
they had a talent show
signed up for jugguling
i cant juggle
stood up there and threw stuff at the audience
#607 - yooper (07/24/2011) [-]
First day of second grade. I had to stand in front of the class, and tell who I am. I then get up to the front of the class, I notice people laughing, I look down, and I pissed my pants. I then started to cry. And I attempted to run out of the classroom, but I slipped in the pee, and fell on the ground.
First day of second grade. I had to stand in front of the class, and tell who I am. I then get up to the front of the class, I notice people laughing, I look down, and I pissed my pants. I then started to cry. And I attempted to run out of the classroom, but I slipped in the pee, and fell on the ground.
#627 to #607 - kobal (07/24/2011) [-]
you wasteful bastard!
#266 - AlphaQhard (07/23/2011) [-]
>5 years old
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
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#269 to #266 - xactor (07/23/2011) [-]
wait what
User avatar #585 to #269 - AlphaQhard (07/24/2011) [-]
First to get trips will be eligible to see it
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User avatar #1270 to #585 - Valkodu (07/24/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1274 to #1272 - Valkodu (07/24/2011) [-]
TRIPPLE SEVENS ************ , IM GOIN TO VEGAS
#1146 to #585 - allidoisroll (07/24/2011) [-]
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**allidoisroll rolls 371** Too close.
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**anonymous rolls 072** why not ?
#140 - SirFuckALot (07/23/2011) [-]
> end of 8th grade
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of **** pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus

first time i tell anyone
#154 to #140 - ICanThePowerr (07/23/2011) [-]
> In gym playing basketball in 8th grade
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and **** myself
> No normal **** , explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy ****
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my **** , jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
#163 to #154 - luxxorz (07/23/2011) [-]
Why the banana-nut **** did I laugh at this so goddamn hard?
User avatar #1244 to #163 - herpina (07/24/2011) [-]
I started laughing when I saw "I'm on the fat team"
#268 to #154 - anon (07/23/2011) [-]
#157 to #154 - SirFuckALot (07/23/2011) [-]
LOL
#172 to #154 - puut (07/23/2011) [-]
I think i pissed myself reading this
I think i pissed myself reading this
User avatar #567 to #154 - XxDeltaxX (07/24/2011) [-]
I ******* LOL'D.
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#1333 to #154 - thahebrewhammer (07/24/2011) [-]
I lost it at "I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy **** "
#53 - Hase (07/23/2011) [-]
>Be 10
>A ****** up shock-site Meatspin I showed a friend one time
>Didn't know how to clear history.
>Parent's see history with alot of shock-sites
>They thought i was gay
>Counselling.
>Oh god. What the **** .
#49 - coolfool (07/23/2011) [-]
>Be in 6th grade gym class
>We are all sitting on a green line on the ground for reasons i cant remember
>Need to take the loudest fart ever
>I felt behemoth brewing within my bowels
>See friend next to me
>Get up really fast and squat over his head while him and rest of class are still sitting
>Everyone is looking at me
>Fart really, really, really loud
>Echo's through the entire gymnasium
>Kid gets up and starts running in circles
>About a 1/4 of the gigantic room starts to fill with the stench
>Me and my close friends fall to the floor from laughing

<---- Other kids in the class face when the bomb went off


I dont regret **** , that was the happiest moment from grade school!
User avatar #589 to #49 - dakunism (07/24/2011) [-]
ok picturing that is some funny ass ****
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#1005 - thapizzakillr (07/24/2011) [-]
i put a booger on my kindergarten teacher's knee while we sat in the circle, idkwtf i was thinking but oh god why
User avatar #598 - XxDeltaxX (07/24/2011) [-]
> 5th grade
> Outside playing soccer
> Ball goes mid-air
> I jump for it and I **** my pants
> I run to the bathroom
> I Take my underwear off
> Put it in my backpack
> Spray myself with a **** load of spray
> Got home.
> Burned backpack, underwear, and shorts.
> Never told parents.
User avatar #660 to #598 - emotacos (07/24/2011) [-]
That's a interesting story. I did something like that once, except I shot up the school.
#1315 to #598 - anon (07/24/2011) [-]
i did they same exact thing except we were playing capture the flag and i tried to make my friend laugh and i farted and **** my pants.. after i got out of the bathroom i walked all the way back to my classroom and put my underwear in my backpack.. now i wonder why the **** did i keep my underwear??
#288 - iaretehvaultboy (07/24/2011) [-]
>SOL week
>teachers are very tense and will snap very easily
> Late to class one day
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>I was the only one walking the dinosaur
>Everyone looked at me strange
>Teacher yells at me
> Get referral
>End of day
>Go to detention
> Real dinosaur
>Holy ****

And that's why it looked like i shot up a school
#325 to #288 - anon (07/24/2011) [-]
i know you live in virginia.
#263 - anon (07/23/2011) [-]
>6 years old
>see younger sibling breast feed
>convince friend to let me suck his nipple to see if milk comes out
>nothing
>try mine
>nothing
>tell parents it didn't work
>get yelled at
>OH GOD WHY!?
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