Zombie/ friends. . FRIENDSHIP when the zombies an your couch’?. this is just basically my kitchen :P
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User avatar #42 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
this is just basically my kitchen :P
User avatar #47 to #42 - ShitfacedPanda (03/02/2010) [-]
You trust your girl in a kitchen like THAT? But then again, you are on the internetz, you probably don't have one....
User avatar #49 to #47 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
that is just basically my sex life :P
User avatar #51 to #49 - xXevildeedsXx (03/02/2010) [-]
HOLY ****** CRAP!!!!!!(RUNS AWAY IN TERROR)
User avatar #52 to #51 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
One of those back-humpers around...
User avatar #53 to #52 - xXevildeedsXx (03/02/2010) [-]
yes a loner must remain quiet for ultmate pounce...ehhhhgggerrrOH CMON!!!
User avatar #54 to #53 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
*POW*
User avatar #55 to #54 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
makes me laugh at how unstealthy they are
User avatar #57 to #55 - xXevildeedsXx (03/02/2010) [-]
yup and nice avater
User avatar #58 to #57 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #48 to #42 - clamandlada (03/02/2010) [-]
we dont have time for this, ellis
#62 to #42 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
If it's your kitchen, where's the woman?
#74 to #62 - John Cena (03/06/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 943,931,219** this is Man's kitchen, only one woman is aloud, and those are the rules, remember them well!
User avatar #67 to #62 - coolerderek (03/02/2010) [-]
bound up and in that closet over there
User avatar #75 - Minkeyboodle (03/20/2010) [-]
Hell yeah!
User avatar #76 to #75 - enternamehere (03/20/2010) [-]
lol, this was posted 19 days ago....
User avatar #77 to #76 - Minkeyboodle (03/20/2010) [-]
Yeah, but I love zombie stuff...
User avatar #78 to #77 - enternamehere (03/20/2010) [-]
alrighty then....
#59 - dark (03/02/2010) [-]
*tear comes out of eye* perfect
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#38 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #38 - Bralef (03/02/2010) [-]
How about a couple dozen surveillance cameras scattered around the half-mile radius of your bathroom? Then you could watch the chaos unfold.
User avatar #40 to #38 - IronDragon (03/02/2010) [-]
won't the dogs go crazy if they hear the sound too
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#43 to #40 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - IronDragon (03/02/2010) [-]
Frequency only humans can hear

Should've known

TinyHeadHouse you're my hero
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User avatar #46 to #45 - ARandomSpoon (03/02/2010) [-]
YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! oh oops wrong show.
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#12 - flowgo (03/02/2010) [-]
id ratehr a sword makers house. u dont need to reload a battle axe
User avatar #60 to #12 - louisphilippe (03/02/2010) [-]
melee weapons use more energy than gun, you will be tired after killing a few zombie and then die because you will be too tired for escaping while with a gun you shoot from a distance then if you are low on ammo you escape.
User avatar #26 to #12 - localbees (03/02/2010) [-]
you also don't need to sharpen a gun
User avatar #13 to #12 - charmanderman (03/02/2010) [-]
but it involves getting too close to the zombie
#14 to #13 - flowgo (03/02/2010) [-]
and? u say that like thats a bad thing :) i know id rather be cleaving my way thru zombies then hear the click click of a empty clip anyday. if range is the problem, Pikes, halbards, Flails all work.
User avatar #15 to #14 - charmanderman (03/02/2010) [-]
yeah but the axe may not kill it and then you have the effort of readying it again before you can swing, with a sniper, you would have maybe a couple hours before having to shoot again. Also, most guns reload in 10 sec max
#16 to #15 - flowgo (03/02/2010) [-]
for aslong as u have ammo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - charmanderman (03/02/2010) [-]
then you just beat them with the butt of the gun
#18 to #17 - flowgo (03/02/2010) [-]
then ur even closer then u would be with the battle axe or pike :P
User avatar #19 to #18 - charmanderman (03/02/2010) [-]
not with the new sniper they now have, that bitch is huge, besides the bullet has a mile range and can still rip through metal. by the time the zombies find you, you'd be gone
User avatar #20 to #19 - DrDoctorSatan (03/02/2010) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with the guy whos saying guns are better (no avatars, can't be bothered to check names, sorry) Melee weapons can break and i can only see them being good 1v1 plus there's a good chance of infection. With a gun you can run away and fix the problem if you run out of ammo or it jams. I realize zombies are fictional, but one can hope right?
#21 to #20 - flowgo (03/02/2010) [-]
Fictional? you my friend, need to read this book :) its called "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks.
User avatar #22 to #21 - DrDoctorSatan (03/02/2010) [-]
I have it :)
User avatar #41 to #22 - mrbuu (03/02/2010) [-]
ok step one rob a few gun stores and sword stores. step 2. find the nearest walmart clear it out claim dominance. step 3. baricade. step 4. go on the roof and have some target practice. step 5. look for a girl survivor.
captcah:bread
User avatar #50 to #41 - DrDoctorSatan (03/02/2010) [-]
I don't see walmart as a good place to go, when people first hear about some disaster they rush to the stores to get food and stuff so they don't have to leave their homes. Most gun stores are pretty hard to get into and if its unlocked someones probably in there ready to protect their store.
User avatar #27 to #22 - localbees (03/02/2010) [-]
i think i have the best solution: the lancer from gears of war. Part assault rifle, part chainsaw bayonet.
#28 to #27 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
what if a tank shows up...your pretty ****** with either range or close combat
User avatar #72 to #28 - localbees (03/02/2010) [-]
if a tank shows up, its your normal strategy. hide, and let zoey kill it.
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#31 to #28 - thecakeisntalie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #31 - ANONfriend (03/02/2010) [-]
its amazing that these rare intelligent conversations start around guns, melee weapons, and zombies
User avatar #39 to #37 - The Devil (03/02/2010) [-]
Long story short your all ****** either way.
#24 to #21 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
I say guns cause your probably to pussy to get near a zombie with a zombie, like me. You say you'd kill and everything but irl you wouldnt
User avatar #32 to #24 - nalapsi (03/02/2010) [-]
Erm, we need a grammer nazi for comment number 24; k thnkz bye
User avatar #25 to #24 - toclafane (03/02/2010) [-]
let me settle this. All you need is a shark bite resistant suit, plenty of room for a **** load of guns, and balls. That is how you survive zombies.
#23 to #20 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
yeah if its a 28 days later sombee and you have even a little cut and some zombie blood gets in it your ******
User avatar #79 - localbees (06/16/2012) [-]
Hooray for random comments like two years later!
User avatar #71 - CaptainObviious (03/02/2010) [-]
What a mess! McGyver could do only with a rifle spring what the U.S. can with a nuke.
#70 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
how did you all get my into my grandpa's house? I know he's a vietnam vet and all but really talk about signing your own death warnt.
User avatar #73 to #70 - enternamehere (03/02/2010) [-]
tell him to put a lock on the door and not just a string
User avatar #66 - SketchDr (03/02/2010) [-]
**SketchDr rolls 389,481,108** 834,645,094
#65 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
DAMMIT FRANCIS!

-muhahaha>:3
User avatar #64 - nitnal (03/02/2010) [-]
PARADOX! FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
#56 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 059,812,766** Hmmm...He would be ****** if a cop checked out his house
#61 to #56 - filbum (03/02/2010) [-]
there probably all legal, duh
#63 to #61 - SammlerinForever **User deleted account** (03/02/2010) [-]
then again, it's probably a museum of some sort....hmmmm
User avatar #36 - mamork (03/02/2010) [-]
**mamork rolls 261,004** i just ******* came!
User avatar #35 - Arsonist (03/02/2010) [-]
Someone HAS to bring some alcohol
#29 - TheSpoonMan (03/02/2010) [-]
I'll use my large spoon
#11 - bobrule (03/02/2010) [-]
i call dibs on the vickers .303 in the center :D
User avatar #10 - killahbean (03/02/2010) [-]
lawl, too many gamers who think they know some kind of weapon
User avatar #9 - nitrodog (03/02/2010) [-]
if you wanna see a real rifle room, go to kittery trading post in maine... I **** MY PANTS.
#8 - John Cena (03/02/2010) [-]
That room is orgasmic!
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