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The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World.

THE 5 MOST
BUGS IN WORLD
From Japan, obiously
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they have names We Horse Stomach Bot Fly,
Sheep Nose Bot Fly and hey guess what one ts called Human Bot Fly
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all and ptth a tat maggot embedded tn mg flesh Fearing
Horse Stomach Bots, tot example, lay wet eggs tn grass Horses eat the grass And the eggs
watch hatch tn the heat ofthe horse' s mouth Upon watch they chew through the horse' s tongue and butt
through the horse, dnto tts bet. Where they meet up and mg honeycombs dnto the horse' s stomach
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who up watch could end fproth you anyong a tat worhty thong tn your or your bum
we know because wars happened
A Human Bot Fly tame burrowing dnto your brain Eatng your thoughts
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User avatar #2 - OperationValkyrie (07/23/2011) [-]
More, but no spiders. I can withstand these, but spiders are a no go.
User avatar #1 - armaninerd (07/23/2011) [-]
MOARRRRR
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