Politics of Sex. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2384558/How+to+hide+your+porn/.. I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one. If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it
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#196 - AngelaRen (07/23/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one.  
  
If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it's probably because she doesn't want to get wound up and have no way of relieving it. Masturbating during a period is kind of gross, and if you do it with a pad on and just rub the general area, it might chafe. And that just sucks.  
  
Oh, and if it's the first day or so of her period, and she gets bad cramps, it's unfair to ask for a blowjob. During the first day of my period, I'm bundled up in sweatpants, two sweaters, and under 3 blankets. I'm not getting out because you're horny. My uterus hurts, yo.  
  
tl;dr - good content. Only had one complaint, and for it being so long, that's a good thing.
I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one.

If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it's probably because she doesn't want to get wound up and have no way of relieving it. Masturbating during a period is kind of gross, and if you do it with a pad on and just rub the general area, it might chafe. And that just sucks.

Oh, and if it's the first day or so of her period, and she gets bad cramps, it's unfair to ask for a blowjob. During the first day of my period, I'm bundled up in sweatpants, two sweaters, and under 3 blankets. I'm not getting out because you're horny. My uterus hurts, yo.

tl;dr - good content. Only had one complaint, and for it being so long, that's a good thing.
#205 - snuggyfu (07/23/2011) [-]
As a female, I agree with almost all of these. Sometimes, I think my boyfriend is the stereotypical female in the relationship, because he just HAS to have everything right, and HE has to be the one to be seduced. SOMETIMES, I JUST WANT YOU TO JUMP ME, GOD-DAMMIT!!!
#64 - asesiel (07/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a guy and I like cuddling afterwards.
#235 - Medication (07/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - Lintutu (07/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
as a possessor of a vagina i must say that i completely agree with all of this
#14 to #10 - Lintutu (07/23/2011) [-]
.....maybe
#199 - superhoodieninja (07/23/2011) [-]
If he asks you to put on thigh high rainbow socks, put on the socks dammit.
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#200 - TheWitch (07/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Has anyone tried whips and cuffs?  
  
Oh yeah, I forgot, half the people here are 15.
Has anyone tried whips and cuffs?

Oh yeah, I forgot, half the people here are 15.
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#275 - anonymous (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
some issues here:

rules 2&18) girls like romantic sex sometimes; we like to feel important and not just objects for pleasure so we might not like those insulting names.

rule 3) I agree but dont just let her get you off and then leave her because you dont feel like doing the extra work. (especially for oral sex).

rule 4) girls like to cuddle; it makes us feel safe and protected, we like that. if you dont then why not compromise.

rules 9&16) dont push our heads down on your dick; we dont like to choke. You're telling us to be more vocal about our wants and not to rely on signals. well we want you to too.

rule 32) ur balls are usually hairy. if you want us to shave before you head down there then dont expect us to suck ur hairy balls.

rule 34) sorry if it ISNT a good view. if ur about to cum we dont want it pointed at our faces, up our nose, or at our eyes. However just for foreplay should b fine.

rule 35) getting and having bruises HURTS. there are other ways to do things that dont hurt.

rule 44) goes both ways. clean up first especially when most guys dont wipe after they piss.

rule 50) you like to get feedback and know how your doing. so do we.
User avatar #219 - sloppyjofthenow (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
whoever posted this is a fucking genius. i agree with pretty much everything on here. my baby mama was a good lay, but not spontanious AT ALLLLLL!!!!!! i just want to find one damn woman that will do these things for me. i enjoy sex.....ALOT. and i'm not about to let a stuck up fucking wine-tit ruin it for me. however it would be nice to get laid more often.
#208 - anonymous (07/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I think that guys have it lucky when it comes to sex. It's easier for a guy to get hard than a girl to get wet. And you guys cum a lot more too. And really, if we let you jizz all over our faces like you want, we at least deserve some cuddle time.

Also, if this is op's view on sex, he isn't getting any.
#246 - aidzman (07/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I sent this to my girlfriend, lawl.
#105 - rarecandytrick (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This list is incredibly accurate and detailed, and to be honest most women should read this just to see what we're thinking.  
  
What's ridiculous is the amount of girls bitching in the comments about how this is &quot;stupid&quot;, &quot;selfish&quot; or the most retarded &quot;if you get to be picky so do we&quot;.  
  
Really? Because this isn't a list in RESPONSE to how picky women already are? It says clear as day how Cosmo is wrong for telling women all the things they don't need to do to men, and all the things they tell women to do to &quot;own their sex lives&quot; IE being selfish to get themselves off first and foremost.  
  
This is a guideline for women to see where the male mind is at, not a list of things you HAVE to do as women, but merely a helpful little guide to make EVERYONE happier, and fucking ignore ALL Cosmo bullshit, men HATE IT!  
  
Quick points that women seem to keep bringing up:  
  
1) Threesome; it says &quot;don't get made when a man suggests it&quot; no where did it say you have to do it.  
2) Be clear when taking about anal. It did not say you HAVE to do anal, but for fucks sake, don't get embarrassed and refuse to give us a solid answer, we need words, we aren't mind readers!  
3) It said we like you to be trimmed, WE NEVER SAID WE AREN'T WILLING TO TRIM UP EITHER!!!  
  
For fucks sake, every girl that comments just proves more and more what there problem is: THEY DON&quot;T FUCKING PAY ATTENTION AND ARE STUCK IN THEIR OWN LITTLE FEMALE WORLD!!!  
  
Please, sex is a shared experience, don't get mad, don't be selfish, don't be frigid and don't be close minded. Talk about it, and pay attention to his needs AS WELL AS your own needs. And yes, make sure he is doing the same thing.   
  
But fuck, seriously, pay the fuck attention you dumb cunt female readers bitching all over this awesome post...
This list is incredibly accurate and detailed, and to be honest most women should read this just to see what we're thinking.

What's ridiculous is the amount of girls bitching in the comments about how this is "stupid", "selfish" or the most retarded "if you get to be picky so do we".

Really? Because this isn't a list in RESPONSE to how picky women already are? It says clear as day how Cosmo is wrong for telling women all the things they don't need to do to men, and all the things they tell women to do to "own their sex lives" IE being selfish to get themselves off first and foremost.

This is a guideline for women to see where the male mind is at, not a list of things you HAVE to do as women, but merely a helpful little guide to make EVERYONE happier, and fucking ignore ALL Cosmo bullshit, men HATE IT!

Quick points that women seem to keep bringing up:

1) Threesome; it says "don't get made when a man suggests it" no where did it say you have to do it.
2) Be clear when taking about anal. It did not say you HAVE to do anal, but for fucks sake, don't get embarrassed and refuse to give us a solid answer, we need words, we aren't mind readers!
3) It said we like you to be trimmed, WE NEVER SAID WE AREN'T WILLING TO TRIM UP EITHER!!!

For fucks sake, every girl that comments just proves more and more what there problem is: THEY DON"T FUCKING PAY ATTENTION AND ARE STUCK IN THEIR OWN LITTLE FEMALE WORLD!!!

Please, sex is a shared experience, don't get mad, don't be selfish, don't be frigid and don't be close minded. Talk about it, and pay attention to his needs AS WELL AS your own needs. And yes, make sure he is doing the same thing.

But fuck, seriously, pay the fuck attention you dumb cunt female readers bitching all over this awesome post...
#76 - Penguinn (07/23/2011) [-]
Generalizations and stereotypes always make everything better!
#53 - jukajuk (07/23/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I feel gay now for liking cuddling after sex.
And I wouldn't be comfortable with a threesome, I don't wanna see my girlfriend with another person, be it a girl or a guy.
#18 - anonymous (07/23/2011) [-]
If you're expecting all of this out of a woman, she has to be pretty fucking in love with you. I don't give a fuck if he's a little uncomfortable with oral sex. Try having your entire windpipe blocked.
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