Politics of Sex. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2384558/How+to+hide+your+porn/.. I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one. If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it
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#196 - AngelaRen (07/23/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one.  
  
If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it's probably because she doesn't want to get wound up and have no way of relieving it. Masturbating during a period is kind of gross, and if you do it with a pad on and just rub the general area, it might chafe. And that just sucks.  
  
Oh, and if it's the first day or so of her period, and she gets bad cramps, it's unfair to ask for a blowjob. During the first day of my period, I'm bundled up in sweatpants, two sweaters, and under 3 blankets. I'm not getting out because you're horny. My uterus hurts, yo.  
  
tl;dr - good content. Only had one complaint, and for it being so long, that's a good thing.
I think I got to 30 before I just scrolled all the way down. Everything looked good, cept one.

If a girl is on her period and doesn't want to give a blowjob, it's probably because she doesn't want to get wound up and have no way of relieving it. Masturbating during a period is kind of gross, and if you do it with a pad on and just rub the general area, it might chafe. And that just sucks.

Oh, and if it's the first day or so of her period, and she gets bad cramps, it's unfair to ask for a blowjob. During the first day of my period, I'm bundled up in sweatpants, two sweaters, and under 3 blankets. I'm not getting out because you're horny. My uterus hurts, yo.

tl;dr - good content. Only had one complaint, and for it being so long, that's a good thing.
#205 - snuggyfu (07/23/2011) [-]
As a female, I agree with almost all of these. Sometimes, I think my boyfriend is the stereotypical female in the relationship, because he just HAS to have everything right, and HE has to be the one to be seduced. SOMETIMES, I JUST WANT YOU TO JUMP ME, GOD-DAMMIT!!!
#64 - asesiel (07/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a guy and I like cuddling afterwards.
#235 - Medication (07/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - Lintutu (07/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
as a possessor of a vagina i must say that i completely agree with all of this
#14 to #10 - Lintutu (07/23/2011) [-]
.....maybe
#199 - superhoodieninja (07/23/2011) [-]
If he asks you to put on thigh high rainbow socks, put on the socks dammit.
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#200 - TheWitch (07/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Has anyone tried whips and cuffs?  
  
Oh yeah, I forgot, half the people here are 15.
Has anyone tried whips and cuffs?

Oh yeah, I forgot, half the people here are 15.
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User avatar #219 - sloppyjofthenow (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
whoever posted this is a ******* genius. i agree with pretty much everything on here. my baby mama was a good lay, but not spontanious AT ALLLLLL!!!!!! i just want to find one damn woman that will do these things for me. i enjoy sex.....ALOT. and i'm not about to let a stuck up ******* wine-tit ruin it for me. however it would be nice to get laid more often.
#246 - aidzman (07/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I sent this to my girlfriend, lawl.
#105 - rarecandytrick (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This list is incredibly accurate and detailed, and to be honest most women should read this just to see what we're thinking.  
  
What's ridiculous is the amount of girls bitching in the comments about how this is &quot;stupid&quot;, &quot;selfish&quot; or the most retarded &quot;if you get to be picky so do we&quot;.  
  
Really? Because this isn't a list in RESPONSE to how picky women already are? It says clear as day how Cosmo is wrong for telling women all the things they don't need to do to men, and all the things they tell women to do to &quot;own their sex lives&quot; IE being selfish to get themselves off first and foremost.  
  
This is a guideline for women to see where the male mind is at, not a list of things you HAVE to do as women, but merely a helpful little guide to make EVERYONE happier, and 						*******					 ignore ALL Cosmo 						********					, men HATE IT!  
  
Quick points that women seem to keep bringing up:  
  
1) Threesome; it says &quot;don't get made when a man suggests it&quot; no where did it say you have to do it.  
2) Be clear when taking about anal. It did not say you HAVE to do anal, but for 						*****					 sake, don't get embarrassed and refuse to give us a solid answer, we need words, we aren't mind readers!  
3) It said we like you to be trimmed, WE NEVER SAID WE AREN'T WILLING TO TRIM UP EITHER!!!  
  
For 						*****					 sake, every girl that comments just proves more and more what there problem is: THEY DON&quot;T 						*******					 PAY ATTENTION AND ARE STUCK IN THEIR OWN LITTLE FEMALE WORLD!!!  
  
Please, sex is a shared experience, don't get mad, don't be selfish, don't be frigid and don't be close minded. Talk about it, and pay attention to his needs AS WELL AS your own needs. And yes, make sure he is doing the same thing.   
  
But 						****					, seriously, pay the 						****					 attention you dumb cunt female readers bitching all over this awesome post...
This list is incredibly accurate and detailed, and to be honest most women should read this just to see what we're thinking.

What's ridiculous is the amount of girls bitching in the comments about how this is "stupid", "selfish" or the most retarded "if you get to be picky so do we".

Really? Because this isn't a list in RESPONSE to how picky women already are? It says clear as day how Cosmo is wrong for telling women all the things they don't need to do to men, and all the things they tell women to do to "own their sex lives" IE being selfish to get themselves off first and foremost.

This is a guideline for women to see where the male mind is at, not a list of things you HAVE to do as women, but merely a helpful little guide to make EVERYONE happier, and ******* ignore ALL Cosmo ******** , men HATE IT!

Quick points that women seem to keep bringing up:

1) Threesome; it says "don't get made when a man suggests it" no where did it say you have to do it.
2) Be clear when taking about anal. It did not say you HAVE to do anal, but for ***** sake, don't get embarrassed and refuse to give us a solid answer, we need words, we aren't mind readers!
3) It said we like you to be trimmed, WE NEVER SAID WE AREN'T WILLING TO TRIM UP EITHER!!!

For ***** sake, every girl that comments just proves more and more what there problem is: THEY DON"T ******* PAY ATTENTION AND ARE STUCK IN THEIR OWN LITTLE FEMALE WORLD!!!

Please, sex is a shared experience, don't get mad, don't be selfish, don't be frigid and don't be close minded. Talk about it, and pay attention to his needs AS WELL AS your own needs. And yes, make sure he is doing the same thing.

But **** , seriously, pay the **** attention you dumb cunt female readers bitching all over this awesome post...
#206 - awcrap (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Ha look, my memoirs have been uploaded...... again
#76 - Penguinn (07/23/2011) [-]
Generalizations and stereotypes always make everything better!
#53 - jukajuk (07/23/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I feel gay now for liking cuddling after sex.
And I wouldn't be comfortable with a threesome, I don't wanna see my girlfriend with another person, be it a girl or a guy.
User avatar #147 - TrashX (07/23/2011) [+] (6 replies)
why do people assume women are like that? i don't know a single girl who does half of those things
#149 to #147 - tyrlaron (07/23/2011) [-]
The same reason girls assume guys are jerks and cheaters and liars, etc.
I personally don't know any guys like that but I know girls that assume all guys are.
#87 - stalk (07/23/2011) [-]
yeah sex...
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