Horrifying House Guest Comp. don't look at the tags EDIT: Top 200? Thanks guys! EDIT 2: Top 150? awesome, thanks EDIT 3: Top 100? WELL . EDIT 4: Top 80? Who's a no Seriously
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Horrifying House Guest Comp. don't look at the tags EDIT: Top 200? Thanks guys! EDIT 2: Top 150? awesome, thanks EDIT 3: Top 100? WELL . EDIT 4: Top 80? Who's a

don't look at the tags
EDIT: Top 200? Thanks guys!
EDIT 2: Top 150? awesome, thanks
EDIT 3: Top 100? WELL **** .
EDIT 4: Top 80? Who's awesome? You're freaking awesome!
EDIT 5: Top 60?! WHOA.
EDIT 6: Top 10 and front page? OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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User avatar #700 to #92 - jlew (07/22/2011) [-]
Can I get the base for that?
User avatar #105 to #92 - elementski (07/22/2011) [-]
People like you making comments are the best part about this site
User avatar #393 to #105 - foxborohottubs (07/22/2011) [-]
just made my day
User avatar #516 to #393 - elementski (07/22/2011) [-]
I try to make people a little happier 1 comment at a time :3
#468 - iamnits (07/22/2011) [-]
you're in my wardrobe you say?
#687 - kingmaster (07/22/2011) [-]
**kingmaster rolls 88**
Don't worry I am from the Internet
#144 - sherlockbatman (07/22/2011) [-]
Last night, at around 3am, I heard a tapping noise. It was really dark and the noise sounded like it was coming from the floor at the foot of my bed. It was like someone was laying there on the floor, tapping their nails on the hardwood. I turned on the light and it stopped. As soon as I turn off the light, it starts again. I turn on the light, noise stops; turn off the light, noise starts again. I was a little creeped out, but more annoyed because it was really quiet and that noise sounded pretty loud. I couldn't ignore it and I was trying to sleep. I kept getting more pissed off until, finally, I yelled out, "SHUT THE HELL UP!" The noise immediately stopped and stayed quiet the rest of the night.

The boogeyman is real and he's a total puss
#708 to #144 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
might have been rats or cockroaches.
that happened in my house.
If it's hardwood they might notice the light and cease out of fear of being noticed.
And pests are sensitive to sound to avoid predators as well.
User avatar #709 to #708 - sherlockbatman (07/25/2011) [-]
I know it wasn't a bug. it was too loud and the floor in my room is covered pretty well with poison and bug traps because I hate ants. It wasn't a rat, but it could have been a field mouse, we get a lot of those here. whatever it was, if it was on my floor, it's poisoned now.
#169 to #144 - anon (07/22/2011) [-]
looks like that thing would give a good bj
#151 to #144 - hasso (07/22/2011) [-]
what you should have done:
what you should have done:
#116 - Kirstydee (07/22/2011) [-]
I need to pee and my tv just randomly turned on
I need to pee and my tv just randomly turned on
#525 - xstef (07/22/2011) [-]
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#200 - InfiniteFetus (07/22/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #712 to #207 - herpina (08/02/2011) [-]
Why is that freaking pic so funny..
#100 - wogan (07/22/2011) [-]
My wardrobe you say? Dont keep me waiting.
My wardrobe you say? Dont keep me waiting.
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#136 to #119 - Kirstydee (07/22/2011) [-]
had to
had to
#156 to #119 - captnpl (07/22/2011) [-]
doesn't matter, he's on the ceiling
#101 - pickachutwoyou (07/22/2011) [-]
Ya know, I think Slender Man is a good guy, he is just shy lol
#301 to #101 - flyleafistheshit (07/22/2011) [-]
No, he is a ******* jackass. I gave him a kidney, ovary, half a liver, and 3 pints of blood and he still didn't invite me to his birthday party.
#104 to #101 - lolwheresmybed (07/22/2011) [-]
**** , man. I can't find it.
User avatar #107 to #104 - swampert (07/22/2011) [-]
in the upper right area you can sort of see slenderman in the trees.
User avatar #108 to #107 - swampert (07/22/2011) [-]
upper left i mean derp
#113 to #108 - lolwheresmybed (07/22/2011) [-]
Ah, I see it now thanks bro. thumb for you
User avatar #115 to #113 - swampert (07/22/2011) [-]
thanks you can have one too.
User avatar #640 to #626 - jakekel (07/22/2011) [-]
Good Guy Ghost.
#659 to #640 - LoadedDeagle (07/22/2011) [-]
GREG IS DEAD??
#280 - CSpears (07/22/2011) [-]
Joke's on you, I don't have a wardrobe, I have a closet!
Joke's on you, I don't have a wardrobe, I have a closet!
#198 - artemisgrey (07/22/2011) [-]
Sleep is for the ignorant O_o
Sleep is for the ignorant O_o
User avatar #595 to #198 - herptothaderp (07/22/2011) [-]
Source? God I love horror movies :>
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#215 to #206 - lolkoi (07/22/2011) [-]
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#62 - terrythepoop (07/21/2011) [-]
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#296 to #62 - anon (07/22/2011) [-]
i ****** that bitch into the gound
#64 to #62 - omfgchickens (07/21/2011) [-]
mmmmmm sexy
#38 - Shmuck (07/21/2011) [-]
I had a dream last night. It was the kind that seems real right up to the point where you wake up.

Some things were strange about it… certain things were really strange about it, but it never occurred to me that it might not actually be happening. I’m still not prepared to say that it didn’t happen. I’m not spiritual and I don’t really understand stuff like that. I just feel like I’ve been somewhere and now I’m back, and I know something really happened when I woke up… and I think while I was asleep too.

I went to bed last night with a strange feeling. We all remember times when we felt like we were being watched, but this was more than that. I felt like there was someone there with me, but still I couldn’t keep from falling asleep.

I don’t exactly remember the beginning of the dream. The first thing I remember was starting at my house and walking. I was just walking down the road. All of my neighbors’ houses were gone. I was just on a long, empty road and there was no one around but me. I don’t remember what I had been doing at my house before, but I may have been there a while before I started walking. I just recall feeling a strong urge to walk.

I felt okay walking down that road. It was cold and dark and I felt a little lost, but I wasn’t afraid–not like I had been in my room.

I don’t know how long I was on that road. It felt like a long time. I mean like days long, but I never felt tired and I just wanted to keep walking.

The road changed after a while. It had been straight and nondescript the whole time, but eventually I reached a bend and then a fork in the road. When I reached the fork, I wasn’t alone anymore. A familiar voice called out to me from the side of the road.

“It’s good to see you,” the voice whispered. “I’m just sorry to see you here.”
#408 to #38 - mibserson (07/22/2011) [-]
This is what happened! You're just found before its too late!
#622 to #408 - thatguywhoposts (07/22/2011) [-]
This isn't /x/
User avatar #39 to #38 - Shmuck (07/21/2011) [-]
I turned to face the voice, knowing who I would see. It was an old friend from my childhood–someone I haven’t seen in years. He looked just a little different from how I remembered him, but not by much. He was older than when I saw him last, obviously, but he seemed at least a few years younger than me somehow–even though we’re supposed to be the same age. He was also very pale. Unbelievably white, in fact, and he had deep circles around his eyes that were solid blue, as were his lips.

“What are you doing here?” I asked.

“I’m here to warn you,” he replied.

Naturally, I was all ears.

“There’s a man in your house right now,” he explained.

“What do you mean there’s someone in my house? I was just there… I think.”

I didn’t actually know how long ago I had been there. I wasn’t sure how long I had been walking.
“You don’t understand,” my friend stammered with apparent urgency. “He’s really in your house right now.”
I had no idea what he was talking about, but I was curious.
“Who is he?” I asked him.
“He’s the Cold Man. He comes to people at night when they’re afraid.”
The Cold Man? I’d never heard of anyone like that before. I wanted to know more, so I asked, ”What does he do?”
“He waits to be noticed, then he makes his move. You know that chill you feel on your back when something really scares you? That’s not just nerves. That’s him standing behind you.”
“What for?” I wondered. “What does he do once you notice him?”
My friend looked down and away. He wouldn’t answer that question.
“Just don’t let him in,” he cautioned.
“What do you mean?”
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shmuck (07/21/2011) [-]
“He can be close forever,” my friend explained. “He’ll walk around your house at night and even stand in your room while you’re asleep… like he is in yours right now. He can know where you are. He can even be looking right at you, but he won’t find you unless you let him.”

“How does he find you? I mean, how do you ‘let him?’”

My friend looked to either side of the road like he was worried that someone might overhear. He leaned in very close and whispered, ”If you see him, if you hear him, or if you ever start to feel suddenly very cold… don’t move. Don’t talk to him. Don’t acknowledge him. Don’t ever let him in”

“I don’t understand,” I admitted. “How do I get rid of him?”

“You can’t,” my friend replied in a small, shuttering voice. “Look, I’m out of time.”

“‘Out of time?’” I repeated, not sure what he meant exactly.

My friend shook his head. His eyes were wide and he was shivering. Off in the distance I noticed a dark figure creeping up behind him, but something kept me from speaking.

“My time is up,” he stammered. “Just whatever you do, don’t let him in, and whatever you do… don’t answer it.”

Something pulled my friend into the darkness and suddenly I couldn’t see him anymore. Before I could follow after him though, I was startled awake by a loud noise. I was sitting in my room, fully dressed with my shoes on. I could swear I wasn’t dressed when I went to bed. My shoes and legs were covered in dust, my feet were sore, and I could hear a ringing noise right next to me. In the confusion of waking up from such a vivid dream, I didn’t immediately recognize it. I felt so cold.

Then, I looked down and saw my phone. That was the source of the ringing. Remembering my friend’s words, I didn’t answer it. Eventually, it stopped ringing.
#41 to #40 - Shmuck (07/21/2011) [-]
The room was cold as ice. The feeling that I was being watched was as strong as it had been when I had fallen asleep. I could hear something moving inside my closet, but I dared not move. I just closed my eyes and waited. Eventually, I heard footsteps walking away, still from inside the closet. It was as if they were walking down some unseen hallway, though my closet is small and I couldn’t see anything unusual in there.  
  
When the footsteps got far enough away, the cold lifted.  
He didn’t get in this time. If my dream was true–if the thing in my closet was who I think it was–I must never let him in. I think he’ll be back tonight though. That’s when he’s supposed to come, as my friend told me.  
I don’t know what happened to my friend, but I just hope people will remember his warning. If you start to feel cold while reading this, don’t be alarmed. If you hear something in your house, just ignore it. You can’t afford to let him find you. Don’t let the Cold Man in.

The room was cold as ice. The feeling that I was being watched was as strong as it had been when I had fallen asleep. I could hear something moving inside my closet, but I dared not move. I just closed my eyes and waited. Eventually, I heard footsteps walking away, still from inside the closet. It was as if they were walking down some unseen hallway, though my closet is small and I couldn’t see anything unusual in there.

When the footsteps got far enough away, the cold lifted.
He didn’t get in this time. If my dream was true–if the thing in my closet was who I think it was–I must never let him in. I think he’ll be back tonight though. That’s when he’s supposed to come, as my friend told me.
I don’t know what happened to my friend, but I just hope people will remember his warning. If you start to feel cold while reading this, don’t be alarmed. If you hear something in your house, just ignore it. You can’t afford to let him find you. Don’t let the Cold Man in.
User avatar #60 to #41 - thatswhatshesaid (07/21/2011) [-]
everybody walk the dinosaur?!?!?!?!?!?!




please?!?!?!
User avatar #44 to #41 - Splibo (07/21/2011) [-]
Would be better without Gif at end. Its hard to focus on the text when that is flashing....
#53 to #44 - writertrash (07/21/2011) [-]
My exact same thoughts.
User avatar #75 to #41 - FAISCISTBUG (07/22/2011) [-]
If you stare at this GIF for a while it looks like leonidas saying "this is sparta!!!"
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#413 to #41 - peternacano (07/22/2011) [-]
damn..my AC is on...and its quite cold
#46 to #41 - anon (07/21/2011) [-]
O.O Is this like an actual story??? Or is this an honest dream you had????
User avatar #94 to #41 - DragonLordZ (07/22/2011) [-]
Congrats on the copypasta, bro.
User avatar #55 to #41 - ahmer (07/21/2011) [-]
true story or not, that was actually pretty good.
the part where you friend just comes out of nowhere just really spooked me out.
User avatar #401 to #55 - Shmuck (07/22/2011) [-]
Nah, i saw this on creepy pasta and thought i'd post it.... it scared the **** out of me....
#380 to #40 - wtfabulous (07/22/2011) [-]
Alternate ending: It was the hottest girl you know giving you a booty call and you missed your only shot
User avatar #11 to #8 - twishite (07/21/2011) [-]
Why am I laughing so much at this?
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