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True Story. the only untrue part is me burning the blanket. instead i threw it away. One day, bored at home.. on My Gawen Glorios Seconds Later Log onto favorit

the only untrue part is me burning the blanket.
instead i threw it away

One day, bored at home..
on My Gawen
Glorios Seconds Later
Log onto favorite porn site
and start doing the deed.
Fri?
That was
great!
Now just
time to
clean up.
mom
appears
mien ,
down the .
hallway.
As my only
defense, I
had to pull
my nearby
blanket
over my
mess"
stoney. How are
are you C)
doing? mm ct
Oh well Oh cool....
thanks for yeah (3
asking. really?...
random CD 'tset)
la sit down on
mybad
my honey, you want
some tater tots
on owe me a blanket
...
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Submitted: 07/21/2011
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#2 - amil (07/21/2011) [-]
#1 - bobJML (07/21/2011) [-]
Don't masturbate while your parents are home. It'll save you a lot of trouble.
User avatar #131 to #1 - joshmc (07/21/2011) [-]
i'm a fap ninja, i can masturbate with my parents in the next room that is is clear view of the room i'm in
User avatar #142 to #131 - matthewngl (07/22/2011) [-]
No, no. Your parents are just to ashamed to tell you that they can see what your doing. But if you listen real closely you can hear your mom tell your dad, "honey, he's doing it again!".
User avatar #290 to #142 - joshmc (07/22/2011) [-]
lol, my mom wouldn't call my dad honey

she would be more likely to say " HEY ASSHOLE OUR SON IS MASTURBATING AGAIN"
#3 to #1 - rooftoilet (07/21/2011) [-]
Or you know, just take the laptop into the bathroom where no one will disturb you. Food for thought.
#9 to #3 - captainspellcheck (07/21/2011) [-]
That awkward moment when your mom sees you walking out of the bathroom with the laptop in your hands.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rooftoilet (07/21/2011) [-]
Got that covered too. I actually turn my laptop to SHOW her what I was doing in there. All she see's is the internet browser open with me playing runescape.
#11 to #10 - captainspellcheck (07/21/2011) [-]
So, then she sees that you can't even break for a few minutes to take a bathroom break, and so she then goes to her room, locks the door, and drowns her sorrows in a bottle of wine, thinking of how much of a failure her son is.
#18 to #11 - rooftoilet (07/21/2011) [-]
Yes, her son that maintained a 96% average all throughout highschool, while earning thousands of dollars in scholarships. She must be so ashamed....
User avatar #265 to #9 - themanta (07/22/2011) [-]
ah, yes, but then there is the ever useful smartphone with internet access solution. for the smartphone, she is small, and shall fit discreetly in the pocket, thus hiding any evidence of you doing any sort of deed with it.
#6 to #3 - zmac (07/21/2011) [-]
here you go
User avatar #8 to #1 - IceBearJudgesYou (07/21/2011) [-]
Home alone from 12-8pm everyday. ******** .
#24 to #8 - superswizz (07/21/2011) [-]
wow everyday...wish i could get that 2wice a week
User avatar #14 to #8 - deathzor (07/21/2011) [-]
I lock my door, ******** .
#13 - AsianSeaFood (07/21/2011) [-]
TATER TOTS
TATER TOTS
#124 to #13 - gummybearmurderer (07/21/2011) [-]
I'm eating tater tots... Stop watching me.
I'm eating tater tots... Stop watching me.
User avatar #285 to #124 - AsianSeaFood (07/22/2011) [-]
i ******* love Des and Nate XD

fukken saved
User avatar #287 to #286 - AsianSeaFood (07/22/2011) [-]
MOAR
#288 to #287 - gummybearmurderer (07/22/2011) [-]
This is my last one :(
This is my last one :(
User avatar #289 to #288 - AsianSeaFood (07/22/2011) [-]
k now im gonna go to youtube and watch DesAndNate hahaa :D
#17 to #13 - froghole (07/21/2011) [-]
her face at the end reminds me of this.
her face at the end reminds me of this.
#5 - shnazay (07/21/2011) [-]
Thom yorke in the fourth panel made me lol
User avatar #30 to #5 - shnazay (07/21/2011) [-]
not saying its a meme, just the only picture of thom yorke i had in my folder
#113 - chewythewolftwo (07/21/2011) [-]
That's why you commando sneak your laptop in to the bathroom and "take a shower." Mess gone!
That's why you commando sneak your laptop in to the bathroom and "take a shower." Mess gone!
#172 to #113 - Dragonmastr (07/22/2011) [-]
holy **** how long is this gif?!
#174 to #172 - chewythewolftwo (07/22/2011) [-]
The whole song sir >:3
The whole song sir >:3
#237 to #113 - tippidyt (07/22/2011) [-]
Lol'd at sending the faxes. :b
#127 to #113 - diagonally (07/21/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD YES.
#119 to #113 - shlo (07/21/2011) [-]
I love this .gif watched the whole thing!
#32 - megustayoursoul (07/21/2011) [-]
<--that weird face.. i thought it was the porn you were watching!
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#44 to #28 - eddthehead (07/21/2011) [-]
I actually read that in his voice.
Oh god my childhood.
#42 - UKDan (07/21/2011) [-]
#52 to #42 - MatthewsGauss (07/21/2011) [-]
cant breaky my stride
#51 to #42 - canthegreat (07/21/2011) [-]
then i can break your stride!
#53 to #51 - anon (07/21/2011) [-]
#55 to #53 - canthegreat (07/21/2011) [-]
.............
#66 to #51 - fnordyy (07/21/2011) [-]
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#4 - soaringnutsack (07/21/2011) [-]
i see front page in your future
#105 - Acity (07/21/2011) [-]
Its called a door lock
#39 - FreestyleFlow (07/21/2011) [-]
**FreestyleFlow rolls 88**
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User avatar #45 to #39 - deathzor (07/21/2011) [-]
**deathzor rolls 58** Excellent use of Bill.
#7 - anon (07/21/2011) [-]
you couldn't have washed it?
User avatar #12 to #7 - FelipeRuiz (07/21/2011) [-]
No... No, that's too easy.
#137 - randomanons (07/22/2011) [-]
Last slide suddenly aquires glasses and becomes milf, seems legit
User avatar #87 - greenyrockss (07/21/2011) [-]
37 seconds? Dude! thats impressive
#106 to #87 - anon (07/21/2011) [-]
No that's PREMATURE EJECTION
#111 to #106 - jrook (07/21/2011) [-]
thats a fail
#19 - superswizz (07/21/2011) [-]
wait wait wait wait.....it took an hour to make tater tots......i call ********
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#22 to #20 - superswizz (07/21/2011) [-]
lmfao...
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#23 to #19 - thescatteredsun (07/21/2011) [-]
Some people don't have them fancy shmancy oven thangys
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#48 to #25 - mmmfriedchicken (07/21/2011) [-]
You should see my oven.
#121 to #48 - alexmama (07/21/2011) [-]
Great, now I am going to hell. I never laughed at any of the other thousands of Nazi pics out there, but this one got me. So thanks for that. See you in hell.

<---Pic of what I hope to see down there.
#63 to #48 - couchzombie (07/21/2011) [-]
There is a special spot in hell for you.
There is a special spot in hell for you.
#133 - attevelt (07/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #272 to #133 - defconred (07/22/2011) [-]
: ******* ,Toby:
User avatar #273 to #272 - defconred (07/22/2011) [-]
damn emoticon didn't work
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