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Tags: retarded | Mom
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were doing something else.
Silly me.
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#92 - backtofutr (07/20/2011) [-]
Fapping to magazines? What the **** is this, the 60s?
User avatar #1303 to #92 - lunacy (07/20/2011) [-]
Must be Quagmire before he found out about internet porn.
#114 to #92 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
i just use my memory of the magazine/photo/internet i used to fap
#7 - soon (07/19/2011) [-]
#6 - soon (07/19/2011) [-]
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#655 to #6 - meisnotifu has deleted their comment [-]
#687 to #655 - alecskiroux (07/20/2011) [-]
i dont know
i dont know
#30 to #6 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (07/20/2011) [-]
I have sweaty feet.
I have sweaty feet.
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#200 - Magicfreak **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#247 to #200 - mostdope (07/20/2011) [-]
..why the hell would you fap with earphones on?
User avatar #252 to #247 - locolino (07/20/2011) [-]
its was 3 am why wouldnt he?
#205 to #200 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
>implying green text
>this isnt /b/
>go **** yourself
#207 to #200 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
You forgot this
<---
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#102 - licestr ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
#104 - zzombiee ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
<--- your mom walks in while your jizzing.

"MOM!! I CANT STOP!"
#160 to #104 - thirdbase (07/20/2011) [-]
grandmas boy?
kind of?
#107 to #104 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
That made me laugh so damn hard for some reason.
#45 - fiskars ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
Who the 			****		 faps in the other room other then their bedroom/bathroom?  
  
Kidding me?
Who the **** faps in the other room other then their bedroom/bathroom?

Kidding me?
User avatar #311 to #45 - ravenfyra (07/20/2011) [-]
Me.

I do it in the basement cause then anyone coming down the stairs won't catch me by surprise.
User avatar #1109 to #45 - ningyoaijin (07/20/2011) [-]
I masturbate in my living room more often than in any other room in my house. I live with my mother and she has a very predictable sleeping pattern so it's easy to determine when to masturbate. Plus, I'm pretty much awake from 9PM to 1PM every day.
#1380 to #1109 - fiskars ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
Id rather not haha.

There's always that chance someone is gonna walk in on you.
#57 to #45 - jordanface (07/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #45 - xcii (07/20/2011) [-]
i made a goal. to fap in every room of my apartment. and i did. furiously
User avatar #58 to #47 - slaykingftw (07/20/2011) [-]
i did that too, got to last room and couldn't do it...the dog was staring
#63 to #58 - xcii (07/20/2011) [-]
i looked him in the eye and finished
i looked him in the eye and finished
#88 to #63 - frohtastic (07/20/2011) [-]
thats a special bond you have with your dog there....
User avatar #69 to #47 - Dizzay (07/20/2011) [-]
I made a goal. To fap in every state in my country. Only 2 more to go.
#52 to #47 - Ottovan (07/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #77 - kakashisenpai (07/20/2011) [-]
nice you changed his name in the middle of the comic, good job rob.
#97 to #77 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
epic profile pic bro :D
User avatar #118 to #97 - kakashisenpai (07/20/2011) [-]
thanks man, uchiha ftw
#51 - MrOblivious (07/20/2011) [-]
Reminds me of an awkward situation, terrible and embarrassing.

Years ago in my early teens I got done fapping. Didn't realize a bit of "joy juice" has splattered on my pants. I walk out of my room, talk to my dad, he looks at my pants with an awkward-like smirk. I didn't realize until I walked back in my room and looked in the mirror.

>MFW
User avatar #338 to #51 - trollinlove (07/20/2011) [-]
turn it into a comic
#56 to #51 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
lmao thts funny
#60 to #51 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
#68 to #60 - theroidranger (07/20/2011) [-]
daddy stop it!!!!!!!!!
daddy stop it!!!!!!!!!
#28 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
You realize that you touched your dick then eat doritos right
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User avatar #23 - Nightelfbane (07/20/2011) [-]
Am I the only person who doesn't use lotion
#35 to #23 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
i dont have foreskin i dont use lotion >.>
User avatar #36 to #23 - icedcarbon (07/20/2011) [-]
Nah... you're not the only one don't worry.

I don't use it, as far as i know my friends don't use it either...
#53 to #36 - daggy (07/20/2011) [-]
Uh...you're very informed, I see
#55 to #53 - icedcarbon (07/20/2011) [-]
I.. I mean... i didnt mean... well you see... I.. its not like i saw them fapping or something... its just i didn't see anything in their rooms that could be used as lotion... but strangely enough, i wonder if women use it for their "fapping" In ebery girl room i've been there's always creams and stuff... mostly for their skin and all that crap, but who knows xD
#59 to #55 - daggy (07/20/2011) [-]
Sure...loljk I'm messing with you, man
#265 to #55 - John Cena (07/20/2011) [-]
I use a tissue over my two fingers when rubbing. The juice from my vagina is enough.
#64 to #36 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
so you like to spend alot of time with your freinds then?
so you like to spend alot of time with your freinds then?
User avatar #26 to #23 - bleebloo (07/20/2011) [-]
LOL BECUZ U HAV FORESKIN? LOL
User avatar #29 to #26 - Nightelfbane (07/20/2011) [-]
BE JEALOUS OF MY FORESKIN, INFIDEL.
#40 to #29 - Afrew (07/20/2011) [-]
They all jealous!
They all jealous!
User avatar #24 to #23 - gravediggernalk (07/20/2011) [-]
I don't use lotion, it makes it harder to fap IMO.
User avatar #25 to #23 - angrytoilet (07/20/2011) [-]
I sure dont.
#65 to #23 - bdub (07/20/2011) [-]
No....Let me guide you through my entire process...First i walk into my parents bedroom and tell them im about to tug the tiger so they don't call the cops when they here the screaming. So then i drive over to the hardware store. I leave the store with sandpaper, D Cell batteries, razor blades, and industrial strength Bleach and a tank of blue rhino propane. As im walking across the parking lot to my pale white econoline van i drop my pants and throw them down the storm drain. This gets my adrenaline going! So i hope in the car and head home. Once im in my room i grab the batteries and rip em open and pour the acid into a cup. then i take the sandpaper and dip it into the cup until its soaked all the way with the battery acid. then i kinda fold the sandpaper Hotdog style and wrap it around my cock which at this point is a good 6 inches long and still growing. Then i fap normally with the acidic sandpaper around my dick. This REALLY gets me going. I do it right to the edge a few times and then stop and cool off for a few minutes. I take the razor blades and cut the acid sandpaper into super thin strips. Once i have about 25 thin strips I tie them together to make a rope and noose. then put the noose around my dick and tie the other end to the cieling fan. After that i call my little sister into the room and tell her to turn on the fan and she usually flips the **** out telling me im a freak for being into this kinda stuff. I tell her to shut the **** up and turn the fan to the ultra cool setting. Then she goes and calls the cops or some **** . Anyway now im just ******* whiriling around the room hanging from the fan from my long john. so i grab the bleach as im flying around the room and gargle it cause it gives me a nice cool feeling. That's usually the point when the ************ 5-0 show up so they walk in and are totally ******* flabberghasted so i jump off the fain beat the cops into the ground cum on their faces!!! That's when i get the dog.
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User avatar #78 to #65 - siknees (07/20/2011) [-]
That's nothing. Let me walk you through my process:

I get horny, walk into the bathroom, lock the door, sit down, fap, clean up, and spray some febreeze so they think I took a **** .

And that's when I bring in the walrus.
#80 to #78 - bdub (07/20/2011) [-]
Ohhhhhhhh **** ! You think a walrus is hardcore!? When im done letting the dog lick propane off my dick I go to the cemetary....And, well, you know what comes next....
User avatar #84 to #80 - siknees (07/20/2011) [-]
Okay, I'm going to go off subject here because this is the only chance I will ever get a chance to say this.

I'm actually accused of being a necrophile by my family. My Ex-girlfriend's best friend, who was also a good friend of mine, died a few years ago. Me and my ex both loved her like a sister, and we couldn't get over it for a very long time. One day, I found her old necklace at my house, and I called Danya, and we both broke down. My parents asked me what was wrong, and I told them.
They got mad and said that girls shouldn't matter to me, school should. And I had the bright idea of screaming "Dead girls matter!!!!"
And now they make fun of me for liking dead girls now.
#1175 to #84 - firemantwotwofive (07/20/2011) [-]
your parents are assholes...
User avatar #103 to #65 - Nightelfbane (07/20/2011) [-]
I go outside to my shed, take off all my clothes, and fap like a mother ****** . Sometimes in the front yard.

Always happens at night.
#883 to #65 - RedRooster (07/20/2011) [-]
This is the funniest damn thing I've read on Funnyjunk in years. Give this man a bloody medal.
#406 - Tenkan (07/20/2011) [-]
She knows more than you think, Rob...
#848 - Faggotry (07/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #858 to #848 - imadabest (07/20/2011) [-]
But the cat dies in the end.. ;(
User avatar #862 to #848 - pothead scoobiedoo (07/20/2011) [-]
what is that from?!?!
User avatar #863 to #862 - Faggotry (07/20/2011) [-]
Medal of Honor Cat , look it up on youtube.
#867 to #863 - pothead scoobiedoo (07/20/2011) [-]
thank you very much. have a pokemon.
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