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Mother Of Metal. Oh father you so silly EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK. Father, I have a confession to make Tell me more... I up real bad rather... What did you Well

Oh father you so silly
EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK

Father, I have a
confession to
make
Tell me more...
I ****** up real
bad rather...
What did you
Well... yesterday I
was on my
weekly patrol...
You see... I' m such a boss when i' m on patrol
father. Everyone respects me...
Yesterday, I heard noises coming from
an alleyway
I went to inspect, only to see a
woman getting sexually harrased
Thank God!
The guy ran off at the very sight of me...
you know... because i' m such a boss
Thank you for
saving me
The thing is... he left the girl laying there, half naked
and vulnerable in a quiet area
Really father?
Do you have
pics or not?
Okay... I took a pic
of her for y' know...
Police records
Nice! So you did
her right?
Nano father... I
helped her back
on her feet and!
told her to have a
nice day...
That' s why i' m
here father... I
made the right
choice... ight?
That was your reward!
God literally put her
under your nose, and
you didn' t take
advantage of it?
Yo 'disgust
...
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#56 - anonymousbronie **User deleted account**
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#73 - souleaterx **User deleted account**
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#169 to #73 - quantomx
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#77 to #73 - HighPriestCthulhu
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Lol EFG
#74 to #73 - souleaterx **User deleted account**
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#108 to #74 - anon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
I love your username;D
#78 to #74 - anon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
well done sir
#79 to #74 - itsdead
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(07/20/2011) [-]
**itsdead rolls 30**
#124 - DrJack D Ripper
Reply +53
(07/20/2011) [-]
Hey, thats a nice looking alleyway there!
#45 - cmanflowerz
Reply +44
(07/20/2011) [-]
#102 - pasiusquotum
Reply +37
(07/20/2011) [-]
AH! HELP ME! I WAS JUST R--
Huh..? Oh, okay.

*Takes calm picture with poise position*

Seems legit.
#2 - nxman
Reply +35
(07/20/2011) [-]
No a catholic priest would not say that unless its was an choir boy.
#7 to #2 - anon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Unfair stereotypes hooo!
#134 to #7 - siknees
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Hoho! Your comment is funny because- oh wait... It's not funny.
#118 - augustusxxiv
Reply +31
(07/20/2011) [-]
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
#129 to #118 - sniggi **User deleted account**
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#120 to #118 - cannibislover
Reply +4
(07/20/2011) [-]
Hahaha!! idk why but thats hilarious!
#121 to #120 - augustusxxiv
Reply +3
(07/20/2011) [-]
Yup. It's always funny when the papacy uses secret lasers on Doves
#99 - Mawxter
Reply +28
(07/20/2011) [-]
A catholic comic without making little boy jokes? IMPOSSIBRU!!!!
#125 to #99 - ladymarmalade
Reply +3
(07/20/2011) [-]
here ya go
#103 to #99 - kizzleb
Reply +6
(07/20/2011) [-]
I really thought that this is where it was going to go. I was highly suprised.
#31 - hotsoupchar
Reply +28
(07/20/2011) [-]
No woman would willingly want to have sex moments after almost being raped.
#36 to #31 - GregHouse
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(07/20/2011) [-]
It never said she was raped....did it? Just that she was being harassed and the guy ran off. I doubt he was cuddling with her after raping her...
#37 to #36 - hotsoupchar
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Still, she is clearly in distress and her attacker has his rape face on.
#97 - Decado
Reply +26
(07/20/2011) [-]
Whut alleyway is made of dirt and shrubs?
#98 to #97 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky
Reply +20
(07/20/2011) [-]
mexicn alleyway
#104 to #98 - anon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
I hate you
#151 to #104 - anon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
haterz gonna hate