Mother Of Metal. Oh father you so silly EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK. Father, I have a confession to make Tell me more... I up real bad rather... What did you Well omg Frontpage
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Mother Of Metal. Oh father you so silly EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK. Father, I have a confession to make Tell me more... I up real bad rather... What did you Well

Oh father you so silly
EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK

Father, I have a
confession to
make
Tell me more...
I ****** up real
bad rather...
What did you
Well... yesterday I
was on my
weekly patrol...
You see... I' m such a boss when i' m on patrol
father. Everyone respects me...
Yesterday, I heard noises coming from
an alleyway
I went to inspect, only to see a
woman getting sexually harrased
Thank God!
The guy ran off at the very sight of me...
you know... because i' m such a boss
Thank you for
saving me
The thing is... he left the girl laying there, half naked
and vulnerable in a quiet area
Really father?
Do you have
pics or not?
Okay... I took a pic
of her for y' know...
Police records
Nice! So you did
her right?
Nano father... I
helped her back
on her feet and!
told her to have a
nice day...
That' s why i' m
here father... I
made the right
choice... ight?
That was your reward!
God literally put her
under your nose, and
you didn' t take
advantage of it?
Yo 'disgust
...
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Submitted: 07/19/2011
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#102 - pasiusquotum (07/20/2011) [-]
AH! HELP ME! I WAS JUST R--
Huh..? Oh, okay.

*Takes calm picture with poise position*

Seems legit.
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User avatar #99 - Mawxter (07/20/2011) [-]
A catholic comic without making little boy jokes? IMPOSSIBRU!!!!
#125 to #99 - ladymarmalade (07/20/2011) [-]
here ya go
#103 to #99 - kizzleb (07/20/2011) [-]
I really thought that this is where it was going to go. I was highly suprised.
#124 - DrJack D Ripper (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey, thats a nice looking alleyway there!
#116 - Roundup (07/20/2011) [-]
No cropped image yet? Hm, odd.
#123 to #116 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
You want to rape me don't you? DON'T YOU?
#132 to #123 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (07/20/2011) [-]
#118 - augustusxxiv (07/20/2011) [-]
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
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User avatar #120 to #118 - cannibislover (07/20/2011) [-]
Hahaha!! idk why but thats hilarious!
User avatar #121 to #120 - augustusxxiv (07/20/2011) [-]
Yup. It's always funny when the papacy uses secret lasers on Doves
User avatar #83 - ultranova (07/20/2011) [-]
Since when does an alley way become the middle of a forest with random barbed wire?
#90 to #83 - dazydoodleduh (07/20/2011) [-]
Since this comic was made *nods.*  
			****		 Logic.JPG
Since this comic was made *nods.*
**** Logic.JPG
User avatar #149 - TheChodeWarrior (07/20/2011) [-]
The cop forgot to confess about how he loves to pull over kids for no ******* reason and accuse them of weed smoking.
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User avatar #160 to #149 - xxkosukexx (07/20/2011) [-]
ikr! i have never smoked weed ever neither have my friends except one of them who moved away. I was walking home from a party, wasn't really a party, we just watched movies, and than went out to eat and came back home, and when i left to go back home, and got into my friends car, this ******* Asian cop, pulled us over and accused my friend of smoking weed, and made him do a Breathalyzer, and than i ******* forgot the **** load of poppy seed muffins we ate back at the convenient store from the movie theater, and he was positive, and he went to the police station only to find out he was fine and the Asian cop was just mad because his dick was to small to fit inside his hot Korean wife! FUUUUUUU!
User avatar #164 to #160 - TheChodeWarrior (07/20/2011) [-]
I thought breathalyzers were for alcohol...i'm pretty sure they can't tell if you're high from a breathalyzer
User avatar #166 to #164 - xxkosukexx (07/20/2011) [-]
lol, they thought he might have been drunk too, he took a piss test though at the station.
User avatar #175 to #171 - xxkosukexx (07/20/2011) [-]
hey bro c: it happened because, it happened right in front of me.
User avatar #180 to #175 - madjik (07/20/2011) [-]
What cop makes you take a breathalyzer if he thinks you have smoked weed?
User avatar #185 to #180 - xxkosukexx (07/20/2011) [-]
he thought he might have been drunk to because my friend and me were laughing at this app on his phone call pocket god, idk why we were laughing so hard at it.
#187 to #185 - madjik (07/20/2011) [-]
My mistake.
#31 - hotsoupchar (07/20/2011) [-]
No woman would willingly want to have sex moments after almost being raped.
User avatar #36 to #31 - GregHouse (07/20/2011) [-]
It never said she was raped....did it? Just that she was being harassed and the guy ran off. I doubt he was cuddling with her after raping her...
#37 to #36 - hotsoupchar (07/20/2011) [-]
Still, she is clearly in distress and her attacker has his rape face on.
#97 - Decado (07/20/2011) [-]
Whut alleyway is made of dirt and shrubs?
User avatar #98 to #97 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (07/20/2011) [-]
mexicn alleyway
#104 to #98 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
I hate you
#151 to #104 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
haterz gonna hate
#85 - mrfourtysevenman (07/20/2011) [-]
THIS COMIC WAS LIKE ME
IT HAS AN EPIC ENDING FULL OF ANGRY FACES
User avatar #59 to #54 - LobsterKing (07/20/2011) [-]
btw you have a really weird fetish
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#66 to #62 - LobsterKing (07/20/2011) [-]
im talking about hat fetishes
#68 to #66 - akainu (07/20/2011) [-]
ya. thumbs to u
#60 to #58 - dudewut (07/20/2011) [-]
NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH A NICE LOOKING HAT
User avatar #61 to #58 - andimac (07/20/2011) [-]
LOL! Clever individual.
I meant the girl.
#10 - yummehMOO (07/20/2011) [-]
Replace the hot chick with an underage boy and then the priest's reaction will make sense
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#42 - krizz (07/20/2011) [-]
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he didn't rape her!
User avatar #2 - nxman (07/20/2011) [-]
No a catholic priest would not say that unless its was an choir boy.
#7 to #2 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
Unfair stereotypes hooo!
User avatar #134 to #7 - siknees (07/20/2011) [-]
Hoho! Your comment is funny because- oh wait... It's not funny.
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