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Mother Of Metal

Oh father you so silly
EDIT:I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK

Father, I have a
confession to
make
Tell me more...
I ****** up real
bad rather...
What did you
Well... yesterday I
was on my
weekly patrol...
You see... I' m such a boss when i' m on patrol
father. Everyone respects me...
Yesterday, I heard noises coming from
an alleyway
I went to inspect, only to see a
woman getting sexually harrased
Thank God!
The guy ran off at the very sight of me...
you know... because i' m such a boss
Thank you for
saving me
The thing is... he left the girl laying there, half naked
and vulnerable in a quiet area
Really father?
Do you have
pics or not?
Okay... I took a pic
of her for y' know...
Police records
Nice! So you did
her right?
Nano father... I
helped her back
on her feet and!
told her to have a
nice day...
That' s why i' m
here father... I
made the right
choice... ight?
That was your reward!
God literally put her
under your nose, and
you didn' t take
advantage of it?
Yo 'disgust
...
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Submitted: 07/19/2011
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#124 - DrJack D Ripper (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey, thats a nice looking alleyway there!
#102 - pasiusquotum (07/20/2011) [-]
AH! HELP ME! I WAS JUST R--
Huh..? Oh, okay.

*Takes calm picture with poise position*

Seems legit.
User avatar #2 - nxman (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
No a catholic priest would not say that unless its was an choir boy.
#118 - augustusxxiv (07/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
Ah, the church and it's corrupt priests......gif somewhat related
User avatar #99 - Mawxter (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A catholic comic without making little boy jokes? IMPOSSIBRU!!!!
#31 - hotsoupchar (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
No woman would willingly want to have sex moments after almost being raped.
#97 - Decado (07/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Whut alleyway is made of dirt and shrubs?
#54 - andimac (07/20/2011) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #83 - ultranova (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Since when does an alley way become the middle of a forest with random barbed wire?
#10 - yummehMOO (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Replace the hot chick with an underage boy and then the priest's reaction will make sense
#105 - quastro (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1643 people would do her.
User avatar #109 to #105 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2011) [-]
this isn't youtube...
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#85 - mrfourtysevenman (07/20/2011) [-]
THIS COMIC WAS LIKE ME
IT HAS AN EPIC ENDING FULL OF ANGRY FACES
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