Epic 4chan. . File z 11366( l) 0991. ipg-( ) KB, 830x1203) I 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 29 No. 4232861 [F'. eply][ Quick F'. eply] C) kay so Iget on the train, I Epic 4chan File z 11366( l) 0991 ipg-( ) KB 830x1203) I 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) 29 No 4232861 [F' eply][ Quick F' eply] C) kay so Iget on the train
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I 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 29 No. 4232861 [F'. eply][ Quick F'. eply]
C) kay so Iget on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window... there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family ofa
comes and 2 ofthem sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...
Alles Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 setters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they
had to be jerks.... so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all ayer my pants and shirt....
Drive UHF. So Igo "what the fiuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way...
So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I' ll get the tram
conductor to kick you off the train"
And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING
children"
At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl streams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come
on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.
I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl
bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.
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Agree). Someone go dig up an Internet or two for this Anonymous.
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Anonymous lies.
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#16 - EmperorColo **User deleted account**
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(03/01/2010) [-]
What kind of ******* prick would spill his ******* coke all over some one's ******* lap, and then ******* bitch about the ******* response?
User avatar #7 - TemplarKyng
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Let me get this straight. A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL has such a miniscule vocabulary, and is so whiny, that at 13 years of age, the best thing she can say at this point is "daddy make the stupid boy leave," and she AND her brother cry because a someone tells her the ending to a ******* BOOK? And she is able to read said book? I highly doubt that.
User avatar #18 to #7 - OH RLLY YA RLLY
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(03/01/2010) [-]
FAMILY of 4. there is probably a younger kid as well.
#23 to #18 - SenorAwesome
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(03/01/2010) [-]
You're a dumbass. Two parents, two children.
*Roll 9*
User avatar #29 to #23 - OH RLLY YA RLLY
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(03/01/2010) [-]
dude...... templar was thinking that the 13 year old kid was being whiny. It says there is a family of 4, meaning that there is a second kid that could have done the whining. So yes, your math was right, but ur logic is not.
#32 to #29 - derpdeederp **User deleted account**
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#31 to #29 - anon id: f8369333
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Did you read the whole thing? "his girl screams" "13 year old girl" and her "older looking brother."

Your logic is incorrect T_T
User avatar #3 - Somomo
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(03/01/2010) [-]
DUMBLEDORE DIES?!??! *sob*
#61 - GandalfGreyhame
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(03/01/2010) [-]
Too bad this is a re-post of a better story.
The guy was more innocent, he didn't cuss.
And the kids were more obnoxious, and the dad was more of a dick.
Someone find the original.
User avatar #66 to #61 - lolollo
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(03/01/2010) [-]
I remember that. The Dad hit the OP and called the cops on him, but when the cops got there they arrested the Dad for assault.

And THAT'S when Dumblecore dies on page 606.
#119 to #66 - GandalfGreyhame
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(03/02/2010) [-]
Thank you Dr. Cox, for your prognosis.
User avatar #17 - godisfake
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(03/01/2010) [-]
**godisfake rolls 024,970,840**
that man has won 5 internets, spend them as you wish
User avatar #20 to #17 - Deadlock
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(03/01/2010) [-]
ONLY 5??
User avatar #21 to #20 - godisfake
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(03/01/2010) [-]
**godisfake rolls 779,687,810**
had he exposed himself, that would've earned him $50 more
User avatar #25 to #21 - Deadlock
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(03/01/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #26 to #25 - godisfake
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(03/01/2010) [-]
**godisfake rolls 265,740,842**
bitch did i studder!
#39 to #26 - anon id: ad664550
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Yes , actually, you did
#92 - Richgar **User deleted account**
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(03/01/2010) [-]
by the way.. that bacon sign is dangerous cuz a redneck might drown
User avatar #97 to #92 - urbankiller
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(03/01/2010) [-]
drowning in bacon is a reward from the gods
#102 to #97 - anon id: 3762ea96
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drowning in a solid substance deserves a darwin award xD
User avatar #49 - Swoosh
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(03/01/2010) [-]
DUMBLEDORE DIES!?!?!?!?!
#82 to #49 - DaltonBradshaw
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(03/01/2010) [-]
Yes, idiot.
Get with the times. It was one the news:P
User avatar #83 to #82 - Swoosh
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(03/01/2010) [-]
Did I miss the funeral?
#86 to #83 - DaltonBradshaw
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(03/01/2010) [-]
Yes, it was epic.
All the Centaurs in the land appeared and cremated the ************.
#91 - NachoLibre **User deleted account**
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User avatar #99 to #91 - urbankiller
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no your penis is
User avatar #72 - Thrilliam
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(03/01/2010) [-]
OK, seriously FunnyJunk. If you hate 4chan so much STOP POSTING THEIR ****!
I understand taking memes they create(all the internet does)
But when there is a bunch of top posts about how you want to go to war with them and then you thumbs up screencaps from 4chan, it makes you look like a bunch of attention whoring retards.
User avatar #81 to #72 - Badluckguy
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Its only the newfags on 4chan and the attention whores on fj that are doing that stupid war ****. The rest of us are giving ourselves massive facepalms when we see crap like that
User avatar #87 to #81 - Thrilliam
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I like the way you move
#76 to #72 - anon id: e9d112bd
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we don't hate 4chan, they hate us
User avatar #84 to #76 - Thrilliam
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lol wut?
I'm pretty sure 4chan doesn't give two ***** about this website.
The hate is one sided and stems from FJ users not knowing the difference between the anonymous they created (the old default name for non-member users) and the group anonymous that was created from 4chan (the legion).
That "raid" they did on this website was just some punk 4chan user trying to prove himself to the internet. Which he failed at. FJ didn't win any "war". There wasn't even a "war". It was just FJ members trying to flex their dicks and prove something to the internet (like always) and 4chan not caring (like always).
User avatar #90 to #84 - ThePedroBear
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Im pretty sure they declared war on us. I think i saw that thred of an anon saying how much he hates this website on 4chan too
User avatar #95 to #90 - ThatBoy
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Maybe you guys just got trolled? I mean just think about it, saying let's make a war with this website, they are stealing our ****, is great way of trolling, everyone will take him seriously, but he will just stay and laugh at newfags.
User avatar #93 to #90 - Thrilliam
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I can go on 4chan and make a post saying "An apple a day will make you fart watermelons" But that doesn't make it true. Nor will 4chan'ers choose to believe it.
#101 to #93 - anon id: b84f356f
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(03/01/2010) [-]
Well, it's because of you guys (not including thrilliam) saying "oh funnyjunk is the best ever"
when in general you take things from the 4chan website, pictures, threads and so forth.
I don't care if I get thumbs down, I'm telling the truth and some of you know it but won't admit it.
I'm not trying to hate on the website but c'mon.
User avatar #8 - mmmmmtoast
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(03/01/2010) [-]
This win is the most epic win in the history of win to ******* win ever.