Epic 4chan. . File z 11366( l) 0991. ipg-( ) KB, 830x1203) I 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 29 No. 4232861 [F'. eply][ Quick F'. eply] C) kay so Iget on the train, I
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I 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 29 No. 4232861 [F'. eply][ Quick F'. eply]
C) kay so Iget on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window... there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family ofa
comes and 2 ofthem sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...
Alles Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 setters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they
had to be jerks.... so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all ayer my pants and shirt....
Drive UHF. So Igo "what the fiuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way...
So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I' ll get the tram
conductor to kick you off the train"
And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your ******* coke, I would have said **** in front of your *******
children"
At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl streams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come
on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.
I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl
bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.
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Agree). Someone go dig up an Internet or two for this Anonymous.
I Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 42 No. 4233011 EH
Anonymous lies.
Mcmoot! E. iihf 01/ ( Fri) . 45 No. 4233044 EH
I DECLARE THIS TC) BEA LEGENDARY .
TAKE (BF IT TC) PEET TC) FUTURE GENERATIONS.
I Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) . 46 EH
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#16 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (03/01/2010) [-]
What kind of ******* prick would spill his ******* coke all over some one's ******* lap, and then ******* bitch about the ******* response?
User avatar #7 - TemplarKyng (03/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Let me get this straight. A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL has such a miniscule vocabulary, and is so whiny, that at 13 years of age, the best thing she can say at this point is "daddy make the stupid boy leave," and she AND her brother cry because a someone tells her the ending to a ******* BOOK? And she is able to read said book? I highly doubt that.
User avatar #3 - Somomo (03/01/2010) [-]
DUMBLEDORE DIES?!??! *sob*
#61 - GandalfGreyhame (03/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Too bad this is a re-post of a better story.
The guy was more innocent, he didn't cuss.
And the kids were more obnoxious, and the dad was more of a dick.
Someone find the original.
User avatar #17 - godisfake (03/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**godisfake rolls 024,970,840**
that man has won 5 internets, spend them as you wish
User avatar #21 to #20 - godisfake (03/01/2010) [-]
**godisfake rolls 779,687,810**
had he exposed himself, that would've earned him $50 more
#92 - Richgar **User deleted account** (03/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
by the way.. that bacon sign is dangerous cuz a redneck might drown
User avatar #49 - Swoosh ONLINE (03/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
DUMBLEDORE DIES!?!?!?!?!
+4
#91 - NachoLibre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #72 - Thrilliam (03/01/2010) [+] (8 replies)
OK, seriously FunnyJunk. If you hate 4chan so much STOP POSTING THEIR **** !
I understand taking memes they create(all the internet does)
But when there is a bunch of top posts about how you want to go to war with them and then you thumbs up screencaps from 4chan, it makes you look like a bunch of attention whoring retards.
User avatar #84 to #76 - Thrilliam (03/01/2010) [-]
lol wut?
I'm pretty sure 4chan doesn't give two ***** about this website.
The hate is one sided and stems from FJ users not knowing the difference between the anonymous they created (the old default name for non-member users) and the group anonymous that was created from 4chan (the legion).
That "raid" they did on this website was just some punk 4chan user trying to prove himself to the internet. Which he failed at. FJ didn't win any "war". There wasn't even a "war". It was just FJ members trying to flex their dicks and prove something to the internet (like always) and 4chan not caring (like always).
User avatar #8 - mmmmmtoast (03/01/2010) [-]
This win is the most epic win in the history of win to ******* win ever.
#89 - Richgar **User deleted account** (03/01/2010) [-]
You spill coke on someone and expect them to apologize? You deserve a bitchslap.
User avatar #85 - onesickmojo (03/01/2010) [-]
the first two replies are what were actually smart on the thread. the OP lied.
User avatar #77 - CescVanArshavin (03/01/2010) [-]
**CescVanArshavin rolls 995,416,615** epic win
#30 - anonymous (03/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 165,636,692** Dumbledore Dies? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#45 to #30 - IhaveNoscopedJFK (03/01/2010) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #24 - kewlguy (03/01/2010) [-]
repost, and not even the full story.
+2
#75 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#48 - Degs (03/01/2010) [-]
Not even the original one. The guy who posted it there copied it.
+2
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#42 - mattz (03/01/2010) [-]
**mattz rolls 900,365,132** actually there was more to this story
User avatar #6 - futuramafan (03/01/2010) [-]
what is wrong with prissy bitchy little girls these days? "make the stupid boy leave" lol
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