RELEASE THE KRAKEENNNN. OC as #1 yeah.. thanks for numero uno. Sitting in class chillin when all tof a sudden... i feel the greatest fare ever known to man buil
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RELEASE THE KRAKEENNNN

 
RELEASE THE KRAKEENNNN. OC as #1 yeah.. thanks for numero uno. Sitting in class chillin when all tof a sudden... i feel the greatest fare ever known to man buil

OC as #1 **** yeah..
thanks for numero uno

Sitting in class chillin
when all tof a sudden...
i feel the greatest fare
ever known to man build
in my
ALL HANDS ON
DECK... THE BLOW
HOLE
FFCCFF
UGUU
UGUU
UGUU
a great urge names upon
my belly
all tof a sudden a kid in
the earner begins to eeugh
furiously with end in
RELEASE THE KRAKEN...
DISASTER STRIKES
HE HAS STAPPED CC)
AND MY ASS TS EXPLA) DENG
...
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#236 - misteranderson (07/19/2011) [-]
Release the Kraken!!
Release the Kraken!!
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#241 to #236 - vabloodlustmp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #268 to #241 - sixstringdemon (07/20/2011) [-]
woob woob woob!
#248 to #241 - kneehumper (07/19/2011) [-]
I like his shirt!
#164 - roxasbaby (07/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #283 - AlfredNeuman (07/20/2011) [-]
once i felt a fart coming on in class, and my 6th sense told me it was going to be huge. However, i had a sneeze coming on too. I clenched my ass as hard as i could so i could hopefully sneeze without opening the flood gates. Didn't work. I sneezed a pretty loud sneeze, but it was drowned out by the sheer power and magnitude of my fart. It honestly sounded like a Harley starting up.
#289 to #283 - stopsdropsand (07/20/2011) [-]
You sir just made my night. More than the comic did.
You sir just made my night. More than the comic did.
#292 to #283 - dirtypoptart (07/20/2011) [-]
this is what your story reminded me of.
this is what your story reminded me of.
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#137 - BillayMays (07/19/2011) [-]
reIease the kraken

and it seems the kraken just reIeased its ink


>=D
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#83 - ningyoaijin (07/19/2011) [-]
There is an end. That sentence ended prematu
User avatar #144 to #83 - INaTtYI (07/19/2011) [-]
The **** has this post done to m
#173 to #83 - milkmyoneudder (07/19/2011) [-]
I guess I can finally say that I have a small PENIS. No interruption? What the FU
#97 to #83 - xxromeoxx (07/19/2011) [-]
that's wei
that's wei
#115 to #97 - anon (07/19/2011) [-]
OMG wtf is that thi
User avatar #125 to #115 - dudedudehi (07/19/2011) [-]
WHY THE HELL IS THIS HAP
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User avatar #132 to #128 - freemanareso ONLINE (07/19/2011) [-]
You're doing it wrong, like this:

Candlejack? I'm not scared of that pu
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User avatar #134 to #133 - freemanareso ONLINE (07/19/2011) [-]
But that's not how the meme goes...
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User avatar #138 to #135 - freemanareso ONLINE (07/19/2011) [-]
Memes are restricted to the use it was created for, you don't just create up a random ass use of it. that's like me saying "Me gusta" when I hate something.
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#191 to #132 - anon (07/19/2011) [-]
Yeah,just like Slenderman. He doesn't scar-
#197 to #132 - awyeaaaa (07/19/2011) [-]
ikr. everyone knows that when you say candlejack, you dont have enough time to put th
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User avatar #101 to #83 - ariroobn (07/19/2011) [-]
It's like the final episode of The Sopran
#261 - dafewhere (07/19/2011) [-]
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#245 - anon (07/19/2011) [-]
since we're sharing fart stories... we are aren't we? anyway, when I was in highschool i had something similar happen to me during an exam. ...and you know how quiet it is when people are test taking. It was ridiculous I was fighting so hard to keep it in I barely could take the test. So I'm strategizing on how to let this out and decide to clench and let it out slow. Didn't work, it exploded out of my ass with super sonic speed. I was expecting pandamonium, but nothing. Not a snicker, not a groan.... I somehow broke the space time continum and sent my fart into another dimmension. No one heard a thing. I will remember this always.

too lazy to login..pokeweed
#580 to #245 - pokeweed (07/20/2011) [-]
well hell, if I knew it was gonna be that popular I'd have logged in. Ok, I'm lying I still wouldn't of. Glad you all enjoyed the story. Completely true. Still can't understand why nobody seemed to hear it.
#297 to #245 - tharic (07/20/2011) [-]
one day i was at church and the priest was sharing a story that was taking forever. when suddenly i got the urge to fart and since all the speakers were and it was loud as hell i figured, "hell imma fart." I coldnt even hear it i just felt it was awful, and then the priest said, "Now a moment of silence" my fart continued for 20 seconds and it died out in a squeak... thn all i heard was the priest laughing his ass off.
User avatar #305 to #297 - holycrapimacupcake (07/20/2011) [-]
I was sitting in math class when my teacher told me to go up and solve a problem on the board. Now I didn't know that this was gonna happen,but the loudest,rankest fart in the history of farts was let loose. They heard in in the room next door.
User avatar #669 to #305 - tharic (07/20/2011) [-]
my church has a couple hundred people....
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Fine.
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User avatar #307 to #110 - megawatt ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
O.O
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#116 to #107 - irishsoulja (07/19/2011) [-]
SORCERY!!!
#114 to #107 - yeast (07/19/2011) [-]
good job!
User avatar #126 to #107 - dudedudehi (07/19/2011) [-]
You Are A God. You Have Saved Us All.
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#179 to #107 - anon (07/19/2011) [-]
WAT.
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User avatar #205 to #107 - ihasapie (07/19/2011) [-]
see THIS deserves thumbs! 1 in 1000 chance
User avatar #310 to #205 - kittenfister (07/20/2011) [-]
1 in 9999, Actually.
User avatar #605 to #310 - yoyoyok (07/20/2011) [-]
actually 1 in 10000 cause youre forgetting 0000
#319 to #310 - eatmydump (07/20/2011) [-]
wrong there are 10 quads u can get so its a 10 in 9999
User avatar #322 to #319 - kittenfister (07/20/2011) [-]
This specific roll, I meant.
User avatar #313 to #310 - ihasapie (07/20/2011) [-]
1 in 1000 for rolling 4 of the same (any number), and 1 in 10000 for rolling 8888
User avatar #318 to #313 - brianboitano (07/20/2011) [-]
**brianboitano rolls 7,446** <------- 1 in 10000 chance of rolling that ****
User avatar #314 to #313 - kittenfister (07/20/2011) [-]
Yes, Sir.
#689 to #107 - deadinferno (07/20/2011) [-]
Yes sir you are a GOD!!!
Yes sir you are a GOD!!!
#281 to #107 - cavydude (07/20/2011) [-]
Take all my internets. You deserve them.
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#117 to #107 - haghags (07/19/2011) [-]
My... my god!
#227 to #107 - funkyspot ONLINE (07/19/2011) [-]
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whhhaaaaaaaaaaa............????
#670 to #107 - vekoma (07/20/2011) [-]
Holy **** .....
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User avatar #695 to #642 - tailsonic (07/21/2011) [-]
K-on :3
I just happen to be listening to the 2nd opening right now
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#684 to #107 - ohlook (07/20/2011) [-]
**ohlook rolls 8,042** eh, why the **** not?
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#265 to #107 - squizard (07/20/2011) [-]
thank you for saving me, now i can continue my forever alone journey
thank you for saving me, now i can continue my forever alone journey
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User avatar #206 to #107 - roflmount (07/19/2011) [-]
like a boss
User avatar #663 to #107 - braviary (07/20/2011) [-]
******* WIZARD.
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**radbuh rolls 837** naow hes back
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#119 to #107 - wheresthensfw (07/19/2011) [-]
<-------It's ironic cuz he killed obama
User avatar #123 to #119 - wheresthensfw (07/19/2011) [-]
*osama***, **** , i always get that mixed up.
#694 to #123 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
First of all, you're retarded, or just a troll, Obama had nothing to do with Osama's death.
Second of all, **** you.
User avatar #143 to #107 - Sandisky (07/19/2011) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 4,079** Challenge completed.
#690 to #107 - iwillyoumypower (07/20/2011) [-]
<--- My reaction.
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FAKEFAGGOT.
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#161 - eastsidecholo (07/19/2011) [-]
RELEASE THE KRA-AACHOOOOGARBHGRLR
RELEASE THE KRA-AACHOOOOGARBHGRLR
#688 to #161 - ronyx (07/20/2011) [-]
Meanwhile in real life.
Meanwhile in real life.
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#190 to #188 - eastsidecholo (07/19/2011) [-]
YOU MADE ME LOL DAMMIT
User avatar #176 to #161 - WilliamWolven (07/19/2011) [-]
Why would you leave the showers like that?
#193 to #192 - eastsidecholo (07/19/2011) [-]
THATS 			******		 HILARIOUS...  
  
ROFLWAFFLE
THATS ****** HILARIOUS...

ROFLWAFFLE
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#49 to #46 - anon (07/19/2011) [-]
What show is that... it looks ridiculous
What show is that... it looks ridiculous
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#51 to #50 - hipante (07/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for replying, just realized I still have an account :D
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User avatar #95 to #40 - ultrarobbie (07/19/2011) [-]
This is how Japanese women show their anger.
User avatar #41 to #40 - amoranda (07/19/2011) [-]
God damn it Japan.
#566 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 986,324,775** two sevens, a nine, two fours, a zero, a six, a three, and an eight...
#573 to #566 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3** so close.... the zero should be a four. :(
#585 to #566 - anon (07/20/2011) [-]
#570 to #566 - WHEREISKFC (07/20/2011) [-]
Holy Funnyjunk, only ONE number off. Instead of an extra 4 you had a single two, everything else was spot on.
User avatar #578 to #570 - junaidman (07/20/2011) [-]
except theres no 0
User avatar #584 to #578 - WHEREISKFC (07/20/2011) [-]
Oh right, the 2 and 5 should have been 0 and 4
#545 - macssuckwang (07/20/2011) [-]
**macssuckwang rolls 77** those dubs stop flatulence
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#224 - robots (07/19/2011) [-]
the every meme in existence comic
#36 - Douchebagius (07/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #36 - Mecuniv (07/19/2011) [-]
Omg, ew, lol. What movie is that? XD
User avatar #39 to #38 - Douchebagius (07/19/2011) [-]
Hallpass
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