these things. search your feelings, you know it to be true side note: comment on my profile if you want another comp like my last one. note: don't actually try  water Toy yo mamma
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - dreamzz
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(07/18/2011) [-]
Id stick my hand through the middle and squish it through :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - ablank
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(07/18/2011) [-]
**ablank rolls 19**

Id stick my dick through the middle haha
#3 to #2 - wrinklynewt [OP]
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(07/18/2011) [-]
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#36 - Cyno
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(07/19/2011) [-]
I posted this a few days ago, decided to share again:
So, I didn't exactly want to post what I'm going to say on /b/ but I really just wanted to tell someone of my epic discovery. Most of you can already tell where this is going.
I went with my friends yesterday to an arcade and we won a bread coloured water snake toy. Towards the end of the night, they let me have it and I went home.
This morning, I woke up insatiably horny. I have calluses all over my hands from guitar and work so I didn't necessarily want to use my hand to wank.
I inspected the water toy thoroughly and realized I could potentially use this to relieve my human seed.
My PENIS is 6 inches long, one inch thick so naturally I needed to prep this child's toy for the pounding it was going to receive.
I prepared the inside with "Skin So Soft" brand hand lotion and found a delicious "creampie" video on PornHub.
The orgasm I had blew away anything I believe I could've ever experienced.
I pumped the small toy with what felt like 100,000 gallons of cum.
I promptly fell over, writhing in pleasure.
But the best part of it occurred next, when I threw this cream filled parcel out the window.
A homeless man picked up what he thought was an old eclair (I don't quite know what he was thinking).
He ate it, and the liquid inside startled him and he started choking on it, and he died.
Paramedics came around and pulled a small piece of plastic (drenched in cum) out of his throat. The surrounding people were horrified.
On the 12 O'Clock news, the story went to the effect of "Local homeless man is targeted by a deviant sexual predator"
Moral of the story?
YOU CAN USE WATER SNAKE TOYS FOR ULTIMATE FAPPAGE.
#52 to #36 - djcreeper
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User avatar #39 to #36 - TheSkatingBeaner
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(07/19/2011) [-]
now i wanna buy one just so i can try it O_O
#42 to #36 - greenberlin
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(07/19/2011) [-]
WTF??? gif related
WTF??? gif related
User avatar #50 to #42 - derpinton
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(09/07/2011) [-]
thats not a zit is it? D:
User avatar #44 to #42 - Cyno
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(07/19/2011) [-]
DUDE. THAT SHOW WAS ******* WEIRD.
User avatar #45 to #44 - MatthewDMerrill
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(07/19/2011) [-]
whats if from?
#28 - anon id: fe5f4024
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(07/19/2011) [-]
tried it
it was too small and i'm only 6'
waste of money if you actually go buy one
#29 to #28 - Zanchoff
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(07/19/2011) [-]
Well, they're sold to children.
User avatar #19 - aznspwn
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(07/19/2011) [-]
I wonder what it would be like to fap with one of those
#8 - tailedfox
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(07/19/2011) [-]
Does anybody know if they still sell these? And if so where can i get one?
User avatar #13 to #8 - doodlez
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(07/19/2011) [-]
Deep Sea World (if ur in the UK you'll automatically know what I'm talkin' about)
User avatar #15 to #13 - tailedfox
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(07/19/2011) [-]
Damn... i'm in the US.... Thanks though...
#16 to #8 - anon id: 6fdfb2bd
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(07/19/2011) [-]
they do still sell them and you can get them at dillons, walmart, or hyvee, i think. but im pretty sure about the walmart and dillons.




and btw the pic has nothing to do with the comment i just like it. X3
#31 to #8 - anon id: 6e944857
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(07/19/2011) [-]
amazon sell them, 6 bucks or something, but I guess if you're asking you probably don't have a credit/debit card. So idk, porobably have them hidden in toys r us maybe.
#43 - Protomix
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(07/19/2011) [-]
DONT. It rips your dick skin apart
DONT. It rips your dick skin apart
#47 to #43 - skorf
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User avatar #48 to #47 - Protomix
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(07/21/2011) [-]
you dont have the slightest idea
User avatar #49 to #43 - derpinton
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(09/07/2011) [-]
lube maybe?
User avatar #7 - cbpme
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(07/19/2011) [-]
i would hold onto it and shake it back and forth...then my mom would yell at me...
#25 - eopfroggr
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(07/19/2011) [-]
one time, i was at the Rainforest Cafe playing with one and it broke so i ran away, i was like 4
User avatar #26 to #25 - wrinklynewt [OP]
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(07/19/2011) [-]
rainforest cafe in great lakes?
User avatar #27 to #26 - eopfroggr
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(07/19/2011) [-]
they have them all over, i forget which town it's in it's like 20 minutes from mine
#46 to #25 - LOLosaur
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(07/19/2011) [-]
dude same thing happened except i was at an amusement park when i was like 5
User avatar #30 - Chunksalot
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(07/19/2011) [-]
No NOOOO!
Tried it once. Not only was it too small the plastic its made of like sticks to your dick and hurts like all mother ****... No ammount of lube will help.
User avatar #9 - TheCrispyNinja
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(07/19/2011) [-]
i want one o.o