these things. search your feelings, you know it to be true side note: comment on my profile if you want another comp like my last one. note: don't actually try  water Toy yo mamma
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search your feelings, you know it to be true
side note: comment on my profile if you want another comp like my last one.
note: don't actually try it. (obviously)

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User avatar #1 - dreamzz (07/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Id stick my hand through the middle and squish it through :D
#3 to #2 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (07/18/2011) [-]
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#36 - Cyno (07/19/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I posted this a few days ago, decided to share again:
So, I didn't exactly want to post what I'm going to say on /b/ but I really just wanted to tell someone of my epic discovery. Most of you can already tell where this is going.
I went with my friends yesterday to an arcade and we won a bread coloured water snake toy. Towards the end of the night, they let me have it and I went home.
This morning, I woke up insatiably horny. I have calluses all over my hands from guitar and work so I didn't necessarily want to use my hand to wank.
I inspected the water toy thoroughly and realized I could potentially use this to relieve my human seed.
My PENIS is 6 inches long, one inch thick so naturally I needed to prep this child's toy for the pounding it was going to receive.
I prepared the inside with "Skin So Soft" brand hand lotion and found a delicious "creampie" video on PornHub.
The orgasm I had blew away anything I believe I could've ever experienced.
I pumped the small toy with what felt like 100,000 gallons of cum.
I promptly fell over, writhing in pleasure.
But the best part of it occurred next, when I threw this cream filled parcel out the window.
A homeless man picked up what he thought was an old eclair (I don't quite know what he was thinking).
He ate it, and the liquid inside startled him and he started choking on it, and he died.
Paramedics came around and pulled a small piece of plastic (drenched in cum) out of his throat. The surrounding people were horrified.
On the 12 O'Clock news, the story went to the effect of "Local homeless man is targeted by a deviant sexual predator"
Moral of the story?
#28 - anonymous (07/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
tried it
it was too small and i'm only 6'
waste of money if you actually go buy one
#29 to #28 - Zanchoff (07/19/2011) [-]
Well, they're sold to children.
User avatar #19 - aznspwn (07/19/2011) [-]
I wonder what it would be like to fap with one of those
#8 - tailedfox (07/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Does anybody know if they still sell these? And if so where can i get one?
#43 - Protomix (07/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
DONT. It rips your dick skin apart
DONT. It rips your dick skin apart
User avatar #7 - cbpme (07/19/2011) [-]
i would hold onto it and shake it back and forth...then my mom would yell at me...
#25 - eopfroggr (07/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
one time, i was at the Rainforest Cafe playing with one and it broke so i ran away, i was like 4
User avatar #30 - Chunksalot (07/19/2011) [-]
Tried it once. Not only was it too small the plastic its made of like sticks to your dick and hurts like all mother **** ... No ammount of lube will help.
User avatar #34 - mexx (07/19/2011) [-]
I remember having one of those things when i was young!
User avatar #33 - lunacy (07/19/2011) [-]
#17 - xxlopikedxx (07/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
WHAT ARE THOSE CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #9 - TheCrispyNinja (07/19/2011) [-]
i want one o.o
User avatar #53 - buttkickerboy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #51 - Abortedwafflez (09/07/2011) [-]
Since we're on the discussion.Can someone tell me any ways to make an awesome sex toy?(I've done the rubber glove in the towel,out of gloves)
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#14 - anonymous (07/19/2011) [-]
Well **** , why did I never think of that?
#12 - anonymous (07/19/2011) [-]
Their original design was indeed for masterbation, but they came out in a day and age where that wasn't acceptable. Thus a "toy" was born.
User avatar #11 - ugabulldawgsfan (07/19/2011) [-]
Lol, these helped me discover the joys of fapping
#4 - postturtle (07/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
those were ******* sex toys??!?!?!?!?!!
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