Phone Moan. :3. xeml: lees as was Phi as I Alright hays. The other ' night I took some flu tablets which kept me awake all night, and as a result I had a moment lolol
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Phone Moan

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xeml: lees as was Phi as
I Alright hays. The other '
night I took some flu
tablets which kept me
awake all night, and as a
result I had a moment of
insomniac genius and
invented a game that I call
The Phone Moan". These
are the rules:
The Phone Moan"
While with a partner, one
person gees down on the
other. The person getting
head new has m make a
phonecall to a friend of
theirs and attempt tn held
a regular for
as long as they can
manage. While on the
phone, you arent allowed
to lie. The game ends
when the person on the
other line figures out
they' re being phone
moaned, and only then is
the person who made the
call allowed to hang up.
When found out, mu
should note the length of
the call. The person giving
head should be trying to
inflict the quickest Phone
Moan time on their
partner, while the person
getting head should try to
get the Congest time that
he or she can go for. It' s a
battle of wits, self central
and physical stamina. The
ultimate sped. The Phone
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Submitted: 07/17/2011
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#25 - itsdead (07/18/2011) [-]
You got a huge phone!
User avatar #18 - ITDOITDO (07/18/2011) [-]
Ehh if i had a girlfriend to even try this game with the last thing id be doing right now is sitting here posting this damn comment...
#102 - lienaddaniel (07/18/2011) [-]
HARD MODE:
Call your mom
User avatar #103 to #102 - ironicjames (07/18/2011) [-]
VERY HARD MODE: Call your wife.
User avatar #128 to #103 - masterofallgoats (07/18/2011) [-]
HIGH STAKES: Call your boss.
#140 to #128 - anon (07/18/2011) [-]
HARDER: Call 911
#108 to #103 - anon (07/18/2011) [-]
Insane mode: Call Ghostbusters
User avatar #125 to #108 - shaunr (07/18/2011) [-]
**** you
#66 - cabbageman (07/18/2011) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
I have the weirdest boner right now
#30 - Penguinn (07/18/2011) [-]
You lost me at "While with a partner"
#32 to #30 - jizzletizzle (07/18/2011) [-]
Bastardo! You beat me.
User avatar #129 - shaunr (07/18/2011) [-]
The good: get to play phone moan

The bad: Accidentally call parents

The ugly: They got it right away
#135 to #129 - jellybob (07/18/2011) [-]
the good: i dont wake up

the bad: i do wake up

the ugly: not even in my dreams
#39 - SourDieselBluntz (07/18/2011) [-]
I hope right hand Hannah wants to play....
#43 to #39 - Incrediboar (07/18/2011) [-]
I'll play with you! :D
User avatar #1 - vonspyder (07/17/2011) [-]
Ive done this without intent, sometimes you just got to take that call.
User avatar #12 to #1 - Kittehh (07/18/2011) [-]
I believe there is some sort of Sex Olympics...
User avatar #96 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
Call a phone sex hotline. Never lose. Problem?
#58 - scarlettfever (07/18/2011) [-]
I've been on the phone with my mother while riding my boyfriend like he was ************ Seabiscuit
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#95 to #58 - anon (07/18/2011) [-]
U broke dah rules. u cannot ride. you must suck, or the other must suck. That is what giving "Head" Is.
User avatar #65 to #64 - scarlettfever (07/18/2011) [-]
not ******** , I was cavalier as **** .
#60 to #58 - bouncingbananas (07/18/2011) [-]
Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
User avatar #67 to #60 - scarlettfever (07/18/2011) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #16 - wolferation (07/18/2011) [-]
am i the only one who knows that this isnt original in anyway? this game has been around forever...
#17 to #16 - plancksconstant (07/18/2011) [-]
and this is a repost on fj
#147 to #28 - anon (07/18/2011) [-]
your faggot ass "OC" is just the same old jokes in ****** comic form
User avatar #167 to #147 - drokner (07/18/2011) [-]
i dont have "OC" bc i dont post anything
#54 to #28 - plancksconstant (07/18/2011) [-]
well that's not true lol
User avatar #168 to #54 - drokner (07/18/2011) [-]
think about it
#169 to #168 - plancksconstant (07/18/2011) [-]
what about the original post?
User avatar #24 - komik (07/18/2011) [-]
except i cant get a girl to give me head.
#101 - raptorice (07/18/2011) [-]
why would I waste a perfectly good blow job talking to some bloke on the phone?
#11 - tobarah (07/17/2011) [-]
Oh...My...God...
Oh...My...God...
User avatar #115 - whatdoesblowmean (07/18/2011) [-]
Did I win if my mom now knows that I'm gay?
User avatar #121 to #115 - apickledabortion (07/18/2011) [-]
that means you win FOREVAR
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User avatar #53 - TomCruise (07/18/2011) [-]
Three
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just counting the number of times I have seen this on the front page.
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