Phone Moan. :3. xeml: lees as was Phi as I Alright hays. The other ' night I took some flu tablets which kept me awake all night, and as a result I had a moment lolol
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xeml: lees as was Phi as
I Alright hays. The other '
night I took some flu
tablets which kept me
awake all night, and as a
result I had a moment of
insomniac genius and
invented a game that I call
The Phone Moan". These
are the rules:
The Phone Moan"
While with a partner, one
person gees down on the
other. The person getting
head new has m make a
phonecall to a friend of
theirs and attempt tn held
a regular for
as long as they can
manage. While on the
phone, you arent allowed
to lie. The game ends
when the person on the
other line figures out
they' re being phone
moaned, and only then is
the person who made the
call allowed to hang up.
When found out, mu
should note the length of
the call. The person giving
head should be trying to
inflict the quickest Phone
Moan time on their
partner, while the person
getting head should try to
get the Congest time that
he or she can go for. It' s a
battle of wits, self central
and physical stamina. The
ultimate sped. The Phone
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#102 - lienaddaniel
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
HARD MODE:
Call your mom
User avatar #103 to #102 - ironicjames
Reply +41 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
VERY HARD MODE: Call your wife.
User avatar #128 to #103 - masterofallgoats
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(07/18/2011) [-]
HIGH STAKES: Call your boss.
#140 to #128 - anon id: 32ce38e5
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
HARDER: Call 911
#108 to #103 - anon id: f8474321
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
Insane mode: Call Ghostbusters
User avatar #125 to #108 - shaunr
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
**** you
#25 - itsdead
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
You got a huge phone!
#58 - scarlettfever
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
I've been on the phone with my mother while riding my boyfriend like he was ************ Seabiscuit
#95 to #58 - anon id: 7a49e716
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(07/18/2011) [-]
U broke dah rules. u cannot ride. you must suck, or the other must suck. That is what giving "Head" Is.
#110 to #58 - opssfiftysix **User deleted account**
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#64 to #58 - grriabear
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(07/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #65 to #64 - scarlettfever
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
not ********, I was cavalier as ****.
#60 to #58 - bouncingbananas
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
User avatar #85 to #60 - CarlosRayNorris
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #67 to #60 - scarlettfever
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #1 - vonspyder
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(07/17/2011) [-]
Ive done this without intent, sometimes you just got to take that call.
User avatar #12 to #1 - Kittehh
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(07/18/2011) [-]
I believe there is some sort of Sex Olympics...
User avatar #2 to #1 - harryballzack
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(07/17/2011) [-]
******* lol
User avatar #18 - ITDOITDO
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
Ehh if i had a girlfriend to even try this game with the last thing id be doing right now is sitting here posting this damn comment...
User avatar #129 - shaunr
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
The good: get to play phone moan

The bad: Accidentally call parents

The ugly: They got it right away
#135 to #129 - jellybob
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
the good: i dont wake up

the bad: i do wake up

the ugly: not even in my dreams
#30 - Penguinn
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
You lost me at "While with a partner"
#32 to #30 - jizzletizzle
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(07/18/2011) [-]
Bastardo! You beat me.
#88 - AreyouSerious
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(07/18/2011) [-]
#38 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/18/2011) [-]
#66 - cabbageman
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(07/18/2011) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
I have the weirdest boner right now