Robots vs. The Retarded. . Multitool Comparison: Robots vs. The Retarded Rotoms The Retarded Can experience most or all of the full spectrum of human emotions c Robots vs The Retarded Multitool Comparison: Rotoms Can experience most or all of the full spectrum human emotions c
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Robots vs. The Retarded

Multitool Comparison:
Robots vs. The Retarded
Rotoms The Retarded
Can experience most or all of
the full spectrum of human emotions
can speak in a creepy voice
Can tie shoelaces
Can complete long math equations
almost instantly
Can be stimulated to the point of
masturbating by colors
can use pressure sensors in grasping
claw to carefully and gently stoke
a small animal
Can mercilessly beat someone when
threatened or for no apparent reason
Can connect an automobiles fluid
lines (correctly) in less than eight seconds
Can eat six hamburgers and an enire
cake in one sitting
Has a character from
Dora the Explorer"
can get on the garage root
carrying several coconuts
and attempt to crack them open
by throwing them on the ' neway
Yes" TOTALS: 4 6
ADVANTAGE: RETARDED
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Views: 573 Submitted: 07/13/2011