4chan's Steel Cut Oats. A beautiful story about a man and his steel-cut oats. I thought you all would enjoy it. You'll probably need to enlarge it.. co Anonymou steel cut oats
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4chan's Steel Cut Oats

 
4chan's Steel Cut Oats. A beautiful story about a man and his steel-cut oats. I thought you all would enjoy it. You'll probably need to enlarge it.. co Anonymou

A beautiful story about a man and his steel-cut oats. I thought you all would enjoy it. You'll probably need to enlarge it.

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co Anonymous Cu/ 29/ 10( Thu) 15: 33 No. 2908823 Ill
I READ DR' S QUESTION AND IMMEDIATELY SAID TC) MYSELF, I' M GOING TC) SIT RIGHT DOWN AND TELL THIS MOTHERFUCKER EXACTLY HOW I EAT MY
MC) STEEL CUT DATE.
I MAKE A GIGANTIC FUCKING BATCH EVERY FOUR DAYS. WHEN I' M DONE I HAVE AN BOWL OF STEEL CUT DATE AND AT THIS POINT I GENERALLY
TAKE THE FIRST FEW FEET OF MY JDCK OUT OF MY PANTS AND FAR BECAUSE THE SIGHT IS BEAUTIFUL.
EVERY MORNING I TAKE A CUDDLY PORTION OF THAT FUCKING POND OF GLORY, AND I POUR VANILLA FUCKING SOYMILK INTO THE FUCKING BOWL WITH THE
FUCKING DATE AND I PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE WHERE I PICTURE THEM FUCKING WHILE THEY HEAT UP.
IVE NOW GOT A BOWL OF HOT DATE AND AN INFALLIBLY RIGID DICK BUT I AM NOT DONE MOTHERFUCKER AND IT IS NOT YET TIME TC) EAT.
I REACH AROUND BEHIND ME AND GRAB MY NUTS FROM THE CARBOARD AND SPRINKLE A BUNCH OF WALNUTS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. I GRAB MY RAISINS
AND I SHAKE MY RAISINS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. I GRAB MY PRUNES AND I LAY MY PRUNES INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. AND I GRAB MY FUCKING NAKED
BANANA AND I LAYER IT INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL.
AT THIS POINT I DOLLARSE DNTO THE FLOOR AND FUCKA NEW HOLE INTO THE HARDWOOD OF MY KITCHEN BECAUSE I JUST CANT FUCKING STAND MY
GORGEOUS FUCKING DATE. THEN I STAND UP AND I EAT THAT FUCKING BOWL, THE WHOLE FUCKING THING INCLUDING THE BOWL ITSELF, WITHOUT ANY UTENSILS
AND THEN I GD THROW MYSELF AT THE SEX DOLL I HAVE DRESSED UP LIKE THE QUAKER DATE GUY AND I LITERALLY FUCK IT UNTIL MY NEIGHBORS CALL THE
COPS.
then i start my squat:
CI tehstalker E ! Cu/ 29/ 10( Thu) 15: 35 No. 2908842 El
epic.
you brought tears to my eyes.
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