so a koala is smoking a joint. . When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing? The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up
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so a koala is smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey
Koala! What are you doing?
The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where
they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that
his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from
the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and
fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little
lizard, 'What' s the matter with you'?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been
sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too
stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
How much water did you drink?
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#81 - anon (07/13/2011) [-]
thoght it was one of these....
#13 - anon (07/12/2011) [-]
#91 - submatrix (07/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #192 to #158 - ShizMyNiz (07/13/2011) [-]
NO. Take that **** down right now.
#134 - lokiwins (07/13/2011) [-]
Aussie Humour :)
Aussie Humour :)
#6 - yoyoguy (07/12/2011) [-]
#260 to #6 - extremistavenger ONLINE (07/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry sir, but there is a lot more **** you should worry about other than reposting on your daughter's wedding.
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#9 to #6 - anon (07/12/2011) [-]
maybe because not everyone is on FJ 24/7
#136 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (07/13/2011) [-]
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#117 - anon (07/13/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
this is a repost
because **** you!
#217 to #117 - anon (07/13/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
this poem makes no sense
refridgerator
#160 to #117 - kolzagee (07/13/2011) [-]
******* are red
******* are blue
if you go to photoshop
and **** with the hue
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#118 to #117 - rvktraceur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - pacalypse (07/13/2011) [-]
beat me to it
beat me to it
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#120 to #119 - rvktraceur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #120 - vinfuckindeisel (07/13/2011) [-]
what movie is it? this made me lol hard, i needto see this movie!
#203 to #138 - heyitsapigeon (07/13/2011) [-]
500 days of summer
User avatar #123 to #118 - pottybigdump (07/13/2011) [-]
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
User avatar #145 to #123 - skaterdudemahn (07/13/2011) [-]
I feel stupid. Explain?
#169 to #145 - anon (07/13/2011) [-]
Schizophrenics have multiple personalities
User avatar #284 to #169 - skaterdudemahn (07/13/2011) [-]
Thanks, anon. (:
User avatar #133 to #118 - epicwaffleman (07/13/2011) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Have Alchzeimers
Buttered Toast.
User avatar #124 to #117 - EatsForALiving (07/13/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
sorry i gave you
herpes type 2
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#121 to #117 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#248 to #121 - asdfcookies (07/13/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i have Alzheimer's
mayonnaise
#128 to #117 - brianandthetube (07/13/2011) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
i'm not good at poetry
show me your tits
#193 - sixtyeightplusone (07/13/2011) [-]
I wish my girlfriend would make me tea like that!!
I wish my girlfriend would make me tea like that!!
#90 - SilentRaver (07/13/2011) [-]
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#168 - mtothej (07/13/2011) [-]
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#220 - anon (07/13/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00**
User avatar #235 to #220 - madskech (07/13/2011) [-]
**madskech rolls 97**
User avatar #221 to #220 - deesdee (07/13/2011) [-]
******* hell man the only time i ever get dubs! dammit.
#116 - bubblerider (07/13/2011) [-]
Iv'e seen this post before....
Iv'e seen this post before....
#1 - anon (07/12/2011) [-]
THIS IS A REPOST!
User avatar #3 to #1 - pritesprite (07/12/2011) [-]
but its good!
User avatar #172 - mrmurtle (07/13/2011) [-]
I am australian, australia is AWESOME
#191 to #172 - Gothrick (07/13/2011) [-]
The only **** thing is that every animal here is either venemous, poisonous or just plain ******* brutal.
User avatar #200 to #191 - mrmurtle (07/13/2011) [-]
SYdney funnel web
#179 to #172 - BigJords (07/13/2011) [-]
seconded
#64 - suparhumon ONLINE (07/13/2011) [-]
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#74 to #64 - oreosrgoodforsoul (07/13/2011) [-]
In that case...
#257 - terminatorEFSF (07/13/2011) [-]
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