Blonde's Make The World Go Round. . A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm. He sat down nexter a Blo
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Blonde's Make The World Go Round

A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink
Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm.
He sat down nexter a Blonde at the Bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
story of a man on the ledge of a large Building preparing to jump.
The Blonde looked at Ben and said, "Do you think he' ll jump?"
we said, "You know, I Bet he' ll jump..."
The Blonde replied, "Well, I Bet he wont"
we placed a bill on the Bar and said, "You' re on!"
Just as the Blonde placed her money on the Bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive oft the Building, falling to his death.
The Blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her to Bots,
saying, "Fair' s fair. Here' s your money."
we replied, ''I can' t take your maney... I saw this earlier on the 5
pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The slende replied, ''I did too, But didn' t think he' d do it again."
we took the money.
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Submitted: 02/27/2010
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User avatar #89 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [-]
i chuckled, but it brought back terrible memories... a few years ago, i watched someone do this exact thing in person, except they jumped off one of those multi-level parking ramps... never went to therapy, and sometimes regret it... it always makes me even more depressed than i usually am
#90 to #89 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
i wasn't aware that funny junk was a place for you to bitch about your personal life.
User avatar #91 to #90 - braydonbond (03/01/2010) [-]
I wasn't aware that remarks made by an anon actually mattered
#96 to #91 - anonymous (07/06/2010) [-]
wahhh i like to think i have friends by posting stories on the internet
User avatar #88 - nxtgen (02/28/2010) [-]
**nxtgen rolls 182,413,555** lol
User avatar #87 - landonGUNGUY (02/28/2010) [-]
honeslty...WTF? A FEW MONTHS AGO IT WAS THE SAME JOKE BUT INSTEAD OF A BLONDE IT WAS A BLACK GUY
#85 - omgtheykilledkenny (02/28/2010) [-]
good thing they included that he was handsome
User avatar #84 - ReturnDarkKnight (02/28/2010) [-]
I can't believe this. I used to have pure blonde hair until it turned brown.
Would that make me stupid still?
#82 - PedobearAttack (02/28/2010) [-]
lol ive dun that before
#79 - igivmyselfthumbsup (02/28/2010) [-]
ahahahahaha!
User avatar #78 - myepicness (02/28/2010) [-]
**myepicness rolls 420,506,497**
User avatar #76 - xdiashley (02/28/2010) [-]
i've seen one with the same concept except instead of a dude jumping off
of a building it was a movie where a guy was horse racing bet a blonde
fessed up for seeing the movie before and the blonde saw the movie too
but didn't think he'd do it again.
User avatar #75 - tortillandbeans (02/28/2010) [-]
hahahahahah that's a good one
User avatar #74 - Swiftrunner (02/28/2010) [-]
**Swiftrunner rolls 317,288,348**

Well, I would too. Wouldn't you?
User avatar #73 - Durn (02/28/2010) [-]
**Durn rolls 477,211,894** BLAARD
#70 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 926,368,612**
User avatar #59 - ThePrecision (02/28/2010) [-]
**ThePrecision rolls 536,806,669**
User avatar #58 - apchabraja (02/28/2010) [-]
**apchabraja rolls 72,492** not bad..i've heard a lort owrse
User avatar #55 - Lee Jun Fan (02/28/2010) [-]
**Lee Jun Fan rolls 195,643,164** If that person really exist, i will really kick the **** out of her... God damn it...
User avatar #54 - AlexK (02/28/2010) [-]
**AlexK rolls 322,924,146** if it is possible to facepalm twice, it happened. LOL
#50 - pokaymahn (02/28/2010) [-]
**pokaymahn rolls 705,863,953** facepalm
#49 - Uchiyama (02/28/2010) [-]
**Uchiyama rolls 316,808,409**
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