Blonde's Make The World Go Round. . A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm. He sat down nexter a Blo Blonde's Make The World Go Round A Blonde goes to a bar for drink Bots handsome dude walked into sports Bar around 9: 68 pm He sat down nexter Blo
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Blonde's Make The World Go Round

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A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink
Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm.
He sat down nexter a Blonde at the Bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
story of a man on the ledge of a large Building preparing to jump.
The Blonde looked at Ben and said, "Do you think he' ll jump?"
we said, "You know, I Bet he' ll jump..."
The Blonde replied, "Well, I Bet he wont"
we placed a bill on the Bar and said, "You' re on!"
Just as the Blonde placed her money on the Bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive oft the Building, falling to his death.
The Blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her to Bots,
saying, "Fair' s fair. Here' s your money."
we replied, ''I can' t take your maney... I saw this earlier on the 5
pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The slende replied, ''I did too, But didn' t think he' d do it again."
we took the money.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - anon id: ca7241da
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(02/28/2010) [-]
blonde jokes are fricken retarded
#15 to #5 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(02/28/2010) [-]
add an "s" to "blonde" and take out "jokes" and you are correct.
User avatar #57 to #15 - Pollock
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(02/28/2010) [-]
I see what you did thar
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaOMGZ
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(02/28/2010) [-]
i guess you're one of them then
#11 - anon id: c225043e
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** 1-9 I have a huge cock
#26 to #11 - MamaLuigi
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(02/28/2010) [-]
stop trying to be 4chan
#13 to #11 - filish
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(02/28/2010) [-]
its not funny in any way unless you fail, and even then its pretty boring by now.
User avatar #17 to #11 - stillanonymous
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**stillanonymous rolls 9** if this ends in 7 you don't.....





7
User avatar #58 - apchabraja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**apchabraja rolls 72,492** not bad..i've heard a lort owrse
User avatar #39 - SnowWolf
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**SnowWolf rolls 861,447,558** Ends in 1-9, Bob should've slapped that blonde
User avatar #16 - loopdepoop
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(02/28/2010) [-]
You'd think a person couldn't be so stupid...
#32 to #16 - anon id: 87142b95
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(02/28/2010) [-]
It's a made up story... So yeah.
User avatar #55 - Lee Jun Fan
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**Lee Jun Fan rolls 195,643,164** If that person really exist, i will really kick the **** out of her... God damn it...
#50 - pokaymahn
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**pokaymahn rolls 705,863,953** facepalm
User avatar #27 - taniv
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(02/28/2010) [-]
looks like that blinds mind needs a
*puts on sunglasses*
jump start
User avatar #29 to #27 - Falkor [OP]
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(02/28/2010) [-]
Looks like taniv
"puts on sunglasses"
needs to proofread
User avatar #30 to #29 - taniv
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(02/28/2010) [-]
looks like
*takes off sunglasses*
you're right
User avatar #31 to #30 - Perplexity
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(02/28/2010) [-]
Looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
The game.
User avatar #33 to #31 - taniv
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(02/28/2010) [-]
OH
*puts on sunglasses*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
#9 - anon id: f5e02048
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 654,667,974** if this ends in 5 ima make a sammich
User avatar #12 to #9 - Zerolegends
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(02/28/2010) [-]
I shouldn't have to end in 5 for you to make me a sammich.
User avatar #18 to #12 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**BobbaSkaTehNinja rolls 65,222** if this ends in a 3 ima make you a sammich :D
User avatar #19 to #18 - Zerolegends
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(02/28/2010) [-]
Aww well dont worry it gives the anons something useful to do besides trolling.
User avatar #20 to #19 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**BobbaSkaTehNinja rolls 927,268** ima try again, if this ends in 6 YOU have 2 make ME a sammich :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - Zerolegends
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**Zerolegends rolls 138,742** If this ends in a 7 we get annons to make us sammiches in exchange for accounts.
User avatar #22 to #21 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
dammit, not a single win :(
User avatar #23 to #22 - Zerolegends
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**Zerolegends rolls 5** If this ends between 1-9 we still get sammiches
User avatar #92 to #23 - stillanonymous
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(03/01/2010) [-]
**stillanonymous rolls 498,343,443** if this ends in 3, no you don't
User avatar #93 to #92 - Zerolegends
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(03/01/2010) [-]
**Zerolegends rolls 994,738,860** If this ends in a number I will reject your reality and instead substitute my own.
User avatar #24 to #23 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
hell yesh! btw captcha code is steve? is steve making the sammiches?
User avatar #25 to #24 - Zerolegends
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(02/28/2010) [-]
Bout time Steve does some work! My captcha is offer...Sounds like hes offering us some instead.
User avatar #28 to #25 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
i'd accept any sammichs from steve, i hear they're good :D
User avatar #34 to #28 - Perplexity
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**Perplexity rolls 4** <---If this is an odd number, Steve will make us sandwiches.
User avatar #40 to #34 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOOO dammit!!! its a 4!!! -sob-
User avatar #43 to #40 - Perplexity
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(02/28/2010) [-]
I think there have been so many fails in this reply chain, it's technically a win.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Perplexity
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(02/28/2010) [-]
**Perplexity rolls 4** <- Even number
User avatar #45 to #44 - Perplexity
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(02/28/2010) [-]
It's about time.
User avatar #46 to #45 - BobbaSkaTehNinja
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(02/28/2010) [-]
yeaaaaah we get sammiches :D
User avatar #52 to #46 - kirbywillkickyou
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(02/28/2010) [-]
i like sammiches:)
User avatar #56 to #52 - lolparty
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(02/28/2010) [-]
Ah sammiches are Epic!
User avatar #76 - xdiashley
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(02/28/2010) [-]
i've seen one with the same concept except instead of a dude jumping off
of a building it was a movie where a guy was horse racing bet a blonde
fessed up for seeing the movie before and the blonde saw the movie too
but didn't think he'd do it again.