Blonde's Make The World Go Round. . A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm. He sat down nexter a Blo
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Blonde's Make The World Go Round

A Blonde goes to a bar for a drink
Bots, a handsome dude, walked into a sports Bar around 9: 68 pm.
He sat down nexter a Blonde at the Bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
story of a man on the ledge of a large Building preparing to jump.
The Blonde looked at Ben and said, "Do you think he' ll jump?"
we said, "You know, I Bet he' ll jump..."
The Blonde replied, "Well, I Bet he wont"
we placed a bill on the Bar and said, "You' re on!"
Just as the Blonde placed her money on the Bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive oft the Building, falling to his death.
The Blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her to Bots,
saying, "Fair' s fair. Here' s your money."
we replied, ''I can' t take your maney... I saw this earlier on the 5
pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The slende replied, ''I did too, But didn' t think he' d do it again."
we took the money.
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Submitted: 02/27/2010
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#5 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
blonde jokes are fricken retarded
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaOMGZ (02/28/2010) [-]
i guess you're one of them then
#11 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 2** 1-9 I have a huge cock
User avatar #17 to #11 - stillanonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
**stillanonymous rolls 9** if this ends in 7 you don't.....

User avatar #58 - apchabraja (02/28/2010) [+] (11 replies)
**apchabraja rolls 72,492** not bad..i've heard a lort owrse
User avatar #39 - SnowWolf (02/28/2010) [-]
**SnowWolf rolls 861,447,558** Ends in 1-9, Bob should've slapped that blonde
User avatar #16 - loopdepoop (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You'd think a person couldn't be so stupid...
User avatar #55 - Lee Jun Fan (02/28/2010) [-]
**Lee Jun Fan rolls 195,643,164** If that person really exist, i will really kick the shit out of her... God damn it...
#50 - pokaymahn (02/28/2010) [-]
**pokaymahn rolls 705,863,953** facepalm
User avatar #27 - taniv (02/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
looks like that blinds mind needs a
*puts on sunglasses*
jump start
User avatar #29 to #27 - Falkor (02/28/2010) [-]
Looks like taniv
"puts on sunglasses"
needs to proofread
#9 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (20 replies)
**anonymous rolls 654,667,974** if this ends in 5 ima make a sammich
User avatar #12 to #9 - Zerolegends (02/28/2010) [-]
I shouldn't have to end in 5 for you to make me a sammich.
User avatar #89 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i chuckled, but it brought back terrible memories... a few years ago, i watched someone do this exact thing in person, except they jumped off one of those multi-level parking ramps... never went to therapy, and sometimes regret it... it always makes me even more depressed than i usually am
User avatar #75 - tortillandbeans (02/28/2010) [-]
hahahahahah that's a good one
User avatar #74 - Swiftrunner (02/28/2010) [-]
**Swiftrunner rolls 317,288,348**

Well, I would too. Wouldn't you?
User avatar #73 - Durn (02/28/2010) [-]
**Durn rolls 477,211,894** BLAARD
#70 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 926,368,612**
User avatar #59 - ThePrecision (02/28/2010) [-]
**ThePrecision rolls 536,806,669**
User avatar #54 - AlexK (02/28/2010) [-]
**AlexK rolls 322,924,146** if it is possible to facepalm twice, it happened. LOL
#49 - Uchiyama (02/28/2010) [-]
**Uchiyama rolls 316,808,409**
#3 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 - fiveneight (02/27/2010) [-]
#1 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [-]
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