Duke Nukem Booty Call. I haven't seen this on FJ for ages. I found it really funny, and I'm really just posting it for people who didnt see the original or neve Duke Nukem Booty Call I haven't seen this on FJ for ages found it really funny and I'm just posting people who didnt see the original or neve
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Duke Nukem Booty Call

 
Duke Nukem Booty Call. I haven't seen this on FJ for ages. I found it really funny, and I'm really just posting it for people who didnt see the original or neve

I haven't seen this on FJ for ages. I found it really funny, and I'm really just posting it for people who didnt see the original or never saw it at all.
Cred to Livetomakeyoulaugh for the original post, which can be found here: /funny_pictures/1848258/Duke+nukem+will+get+laid+fact/

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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Views: 16366 Submitted: 07/11/2011