LOL. . Dear God, It was just an apple. Don' t a brick. Humanity. I thought it would be a fun practical joke but "nooooooo"
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User avatar #24 - The Devil (02/28/2010) [-]
I thought it would be a fun practical joke but "nooooooo"
#59 to #24 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
Roflmao XD. u sir, just earned an internetz.
#142 to #59 - ambalamps (02/28/2010) [-]
u cant give him internets ur pedobearbait
the devil il give u an internetz
#155 - Rumpy (02/28/2010) [-]
Isn't it funny how the apple is supposedly the forbidden fruit... and yet a single apple revelutionised science as we know it
#179 to #155 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
isnt it funny how it never says the apple was the forbidden fruit
#180 to #179 - Rumpy (02/28/2010) [-]
There are only few depictions of what the forbidden fruit actually was, but why do you think they call the bump on a man's throat the 'Adam's Apple'?
#186 to #180 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
im pretty sure that was also made up by man though its not like God calls it that is something man also made up just like the forbidden fruit being the apple we dont know that it was
#192 to #186 - Rumpy (02/28/2010) [-]
It's not that it was made up, there are reason's for the assumptions that we make.
Here's my reason for believing it's an apple.
"In Western Europe, the fruit was depicted as an apple, because of the perception of intentional dual meaning in, the Latin malus, which as an adjective means evil, but as a noun means apple."
User avatar #156 to #155 - yoyoyok (02/28/2010) [-]
oooooooh epic deepness
User avatar #160 to #156 - TokenWhiteKid (02/28/2010) [-]
thats what she said
User avatar #161 to #160 - yoyoyok (02/28/2010) [-]
wt **** i KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT!!!!!!
User avatar #162 to #161 - TokenWhiteKid (02/28/2010) [-]
well, it was an opportunity i just couldnt pass
User avatar #164 to #162 - yoyoyok (02/28/2010) [-]
no no no i compleetly understand
#166 to #164 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
you know in the bible they nevered said it was a apple. they said it was the forbidden fruit.
User avatar #167 to #166 - yoyoyok (02/28/2010) [-]
**** da bible 3===D if i say its a fruit ITS A DAM FRUIT
User avatar #168 to #167 - yoyoyok (02/28/2010) [-]
err i ment apple -_-
User avatar #94 - Godz (02/28/2010) [-]
....
User avatar #75 - TrevorNorris (02/28/2010) [-]
He said not to eat the forbidden fruit, they disobeyed him, they were punished. Its just the fact that they went against his ONE rule.
User avatar #77 to #75 - everythingbritish (02/28/2010) [-]
yes that is true; but is it also not true that humanity is both curious and totally idiotic to a level where we have made weapons that can destroy large chunks of the Earth

so maybe god was right to throw us out of Eden
User avatar #88 to #77 - TrevorNorris (02/28/2010) [-]
Good point...
User avatar #90 to #88 - everythingbritish (02/28/2010) [-]
=] thank you Trevor
User avatar #23 - Codyguana (02/28/2010) [-]
He **** a brick on Haiti all right...or pulled the carpet out from under them!
User avatar #173 - coonar (02/28/2010) [-]
Technically Adam didnt completely swallow the apple. It got stuck halfway in his throat. yeahhh :P
User avatar #175 to #173 - Nucci (02/28/2010) [-]
i kid you not i read that, didnt get it, thought "wow what a stupid comment" and continued on my way. then about 4 nexts later, it kicked in and i lol'd. I credit you sir. 1 Internets for you.
#176 to #175 - HarmlessHamster (02/28/2010) [-]
Dude, that just means your an idiot
#172 - swiftshadow (02/28/2010) [-]
**swiftshadow rolls 874,386,859** Maybe he was saving that apple for a pie.
Id be pissed if someone took my special pie apple and ate it.
User avatar #13 - akokulit (02/28/2010) [-]
Eve was stupid. She ate the apple when there's Adam's dick.
#18 to #13 - ROMANIA **User deleted account** (02/28/2010) [-]
I'm going to get thumbsed down for this but... Eve didn't eat the apple. She tempted Adam to eat it after she was told to by some random snake.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Superjunk (02/28/2010) [-]
... *sigh*... women *shakes head*
User avatar #97 - kmannn (02/28/2010) [-]
if you're going to hall raise your hand
User avatar #99 to #97 - NotAdmin (02/28/2010) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #99 - NotAdmin (02/28/2010) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #102 - kmannn (02/28/2010) [-]
Ol
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User avatar #105 to #97 - kmannn (02/28/2010) [-]
*hell
#115 to #105 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
Im already there who want the kettle on ready?
+1
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User avatar #100 to #97 - Somomo (02/28/2010) [-]
**raises hand** I am going to walk to the hall now.
#108 to #100 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
*raises hand* I;m going to hell in 40 different religions. I'm practically sprinting there.
User avatar #106 to #100 - kmannn (02/28/2010) [-]
well played
User avatar #103 to #100 - NotAdmin (02/28/2010) [-]
I CANT ******* DOOOO ITT
User avatar #49 - Turquoise (02/28/2010) [-]
And all this time, I thought an apple a day kept the doctor away.

Oh god, I'm going to hell...
User avatar #73 to #49 - TheAdolfHitler (02/28/2010) [-]
I am posting from hell.
It is not that bad.
User avatar #182 - icehobo (02/28/2010) [-]
**icehobo rolls 3,502,285** if this ends in 5 i'll suck a cock
User avatar #183 to #182 - Wonvaldez (02/28/2010) [-]
**Wonvaldez rolls 648,394,808** well now it ended in a 5.. so your place or mine?
User avatar #190 to #183 - icehobo (02/28/2010) [-]
**icehobo rolls 2,396,194** if this ends in 6 i'll swallow the gravy
User avatar #187 to #182 - Spart (02/28/2010) [-]
Well, start sucking icehobo!
#188 to #182 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
epic ******* fail
User avatar #78 - IamSofaKingdom (02/28/2010) [-]
How do we know it was an apple? It just said fruit and tree, lots of options peoples.
#47 - MasterJh (02/28/2010) [-]
Dear Humanity
We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth and we most certainly regret the CORPS just blew up our raggedy ass fleet! Hoo-Ah!
User avatar #83 to #47 - IamSofaKingdom (02/28/2010) [-]
When I joined the core we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks, we had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon and we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, you're one very lucky marine!
User avatar #50 to #47 - MrRdog (02/28/2010) [-]
Halo 2 was epic the first 2 halo's were epic.
#51 to #50 - MasterJh (02/28/2010) [-]
Agreement: We're in it.
#5 - lolcleverusername (02/28/2010) [-]
oh dude I laughed so hard. this is awesome.
captcha: anger. no joke.
User avatar #139 - jordygordy (02/28/2010) [-]
**jordygordy rolls 263,061,338**

LMFAO


this is the cleverist thing i've seen on here in a long time!!!
you win.
User avatar #70 - RevolverOcelot (02/28/2010) [-]
wait culd this apple actually be an apple computer? he mit hav been warnin us about them
User avatar #35 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [-]
Dear Humanity,
Speak for yourself, and stop implying that everyone is Christian.
-Atheist
User avatar #36 to #35 - Espeon (02/28/2010) [-]
We are agreed.
User avatar #38 to #36 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [-]
I thought i was gonna get *********** for this lol
User avatar #41 to #38 - Espeon (02/28/2010) [-]
Not from me at least. I honestly hate religion.
That will get ********* probably.
User avatar #61 to #41 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [-]
yea i hate it too, and i was a christian for 17 years, but then again my parents tried to raise me that way...
User avatar #42 to #41 - demented (02/28/2010) [-]
Dear Atheist,
Your choice.
-Christians
User avatar #74 to #42 - lateraltwo (02/28/2010) [-]
Thank you,
The people who get to enjoy the only life they KNOW they have,
- The Atheists
#58 to #38 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
you got thumbs down for that comment?! and u were merely stating a fact. lol people can be stupid like that sometimes.
#21 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
Dear humanity,
God is a lie and therefore does not exist. Don't **** a brick.
-anon
#25 - cheesebuttsandwich **User deleted account** (02/28/2010) [-]
i hope he knows he is talking to himself
#171 - John Cena (02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 388,416,507**
Ends in doubles and slave trade is reinstated
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