Wise Confucious. compiled by me, found on second one is here: /funny_pictures/2351411/Wise+Confucious+v2/.. Man who run in front of car gets tired. Man who run behind car gets exhausted.
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#18 to #7 - anon (07/11/2011) [-]
not in mine
not in mine
#21 to #18 - maijuriina (07/11/2011) [-]
in this case I think you're holding the joke.
in this case I think you're holding the joke.
User avatar #58 to #7 - IncarceratedNinja (07/13/2011) [-]
hahaha i might steal that if i make another wise confucious
User avatar #60 to #58 - TheZohan (07/13/2011) [-]
You're more than welcome too.
#50 to #7 - anon (07/12/2011) [-]
man with tool in women's mouth not always dentist..
man with hole in pocket bound to feel nuts..
man who stand on toilet high on pot..
man who gets stood up finds comfort in hand..


#53 to #50 - anon (07/12/2011) [-]
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
User avatar #59 to #53 - IncarceratedNinja (07/13/2011) [-]
mind if i use some of these?
#29 to #7 - norrie ONLINE (07/11/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - Hreidmar (07/11/2011) [-]
Man who run in front of car gets tired.

Man who run behind car gets exhausted.
User avatar #1 - fadedxdespair (07/11/2011) [-]
Man going through turnstile sideways

is going to Bangkok
#35 - darknesincontrol (07/12/2011) [-]
I love confuicius
#33 - kirtpar (07/12/2011) [-]
<- haha kinda relates to one up there
User avatar #12 - karotstix (07/11/2011) [-]
man who have sex with peanut butter

is ******* nuts.
#4 - scarletletter (07/11/2011) [-]
Man who masturbate often

Cum in handy
#15 - daemonico (07/11/2011) [-]
The one about the honeymoon has spelling mistakes
#27 - BringDaFunk (07/11/2011) [-]
My OC!
#26 - ObiJuanKenobi (07/11/2011) [-]
...HEY THAT WAS WAN TIMEE!!!
#30 to #26 - dantastic (07/11/2011) [-]
nice user name
#55 to #30 - ObiJuanKenobi (07/12/2011) [-]
is that a snide comment i read?
#56 to #55 - dantastic (07/12/2011) [-]
i said that with full sincerity...i just completed my 2nd star wars marathon in the past 2 weeks
#61 to #56 - ObiJuanKenobi (07/13/2011) [-]
oh why then let me be the first to congratulate and thank yee at the same time.
User avatar #19 - cavydude (07/11/2011) [-]
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
+1
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#48 to #43 - kashaku (07/12/2011) [-]
Cool story bro
#32 to #28 - darknesincontrol (07/11/2011) [-]
found another one
#44 - darknesincontrol (07/12/2011) [-]
my favorite :)
User avatar #11 - ImaTumor (07/11/2011) [-]
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
+14
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+5
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User avatar #37 - Churd (07/12/2011) [-]
MA WHO STANDS ON TOILET.
HIGH ON POT.
#5 - youstillsuck (07/11/2011) [-]
Knew i'd find a use for this soon.
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