my birfday

#503 - xxdeuceandjdog (07/11/2011) [-]

todays my birthday. got 3 right on the dot.

#509 to #503 - crazyfacepwner (07/12/2011) [-]

Happy birthday! hope you have a good life

#486 - CaptainObviious (07/09/2011) [-]

My birthday is the only day in which everyone talks to me without having to first initiate a conversation.

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#485 - jowblob (07/09/2011) [-]

Alternate ending.

#480 - subjectsixteen (07/09/2011) [-]

OP WILL DELIVAR!

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#511 to #477 - anonymous (08/05/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 67** Your SSN.

#507 to #477 - crazyfacepwner (07/12/2011) [-]

**crazyfacepwner rolls 17** i like to molest a picture of nyan cat while i brush my teeth with chocolate syrup

#500 to #477 - supertallmidget (07/11/2011) [-]

**supertallmidget rolls 85** Im off to fist my dad's anus. BRB

#501 to #500 - supertallmidget (07/11/2011) [-]

Dammit.

#499 to #477 - MasterRoller (07/10/2011) [-]

**MasterRoller rolls 79**

All Hail Masteroller On Funnyjunk!@ *link to my profile*

#490 to #477 - iamx **User deleted account** (07/10/2011) [-]

**iamx rolls 10**
hi

#488 to #477 - malcolmdao ONLINE (07/09/2011) [-]

**malcolmdao rolls 68** I love spread peanut butter over my asshole and let my dogs lick it.

#487 to #477 - daescobarva (07/09/2011) [-]

**daescobarva rolls 41** i masturbate to pictures of george burns

#482 to #477 - couchpotatostew (07/09/2011) [-]

**couchpotatostew rolls 85** attention i am gay for letting a funnyjunker decide my status

#481 to #477 - buddahman (07/09/2011) [-]

**buddahman rolls 42** I'm bored.

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#473 - ged (07/09/2011) [-]

I thumbed this before it was front page! :D

#471 - couchpotatostew (07/09/2011) [-]

**couchpotatostew rolls 28**

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#472 - natedrake **User deleted account** (07/09/2011) [-]

this will come in handy

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#467 - xaxas (07/09/2011) [-]

have some...

#459 - tekkeitserktok **User deleted account** (07/09/2011) [-]

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#455 - bonjangles (07/09/2011) [-]

**bonjangles rolls 757** My brother's birthday was TODAY and same exact thing happened.

#452 - cadenza **User deleted account** (07/09/2011) [-]

my 19th bday was july 2nd. i had to go to a funeral 3 states away D: and i had forgotten to put my bday back on on my fb (i previously had to hide the fact i wasnt 21). i was feelin pretty salty that day.

#447 - ghostpencil (07/09/2011) [-]

I did that last night. xD

#446 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

Im bored dubs decides my facebook status for the rest of the day (6 hours) will deliver screenshot.

#465 to #446 - anonymous (07/09/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 56** Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.

#463 to #446 - Rhinocerilla (07/09/2011) [-]

Here. Have this picture

#469 to #463 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

Thanks :)

#460 to #446 - shizzld (07/09/2011) [-]

**shizzld rolls 33** I used to sleep in the same room as my mother, and when she went to the bathroom i used to fap to her big juicy tits. Ahh Feels good to let it off my chest :)

#468 to #460 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

Should I deliver this one too?

#470 to #468 - shizzld (07/09/2011) [-]

YES.

#478 to #470 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

Here ya go

#456 to #446 - anonymous (07/09/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 29** my mom is so fat, that her but cheeks are in different time zones

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#451 to #446 - tfab (07/09/2011) [-]

**tfab rolls 88** I accidentally the remote, is that dangerous?

#462 to #451 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

No ones asking :(

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#453 to #451 - alexei (07/09/2011) [-]

Well thats dubs but i dont really understand it lol typo?

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#458 to #453 - rogueshadow (07/09/2011) [-]

Tis a meme, child.

#457 to #453 - tfab (07/09/2011) [-]

**tfab rolls 18** no its correct, its to make people question what you were trying to say

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#449 to #446 - angrytoilet (07/09/2011) [-]

**angrytoilet rolls 19** My seal club broke after I used it on a puppy:(

#448 to #446 - anonymous (07/09/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 83** I like to eat rotten pussy

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#445 - thefuckthisshit (07/09/2011) [-]

this never happens to me...

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#444 - spazzin ONLINE (07/09/2011) [-]

**spazzin rolls 243,590**

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#464 to #444 - whadafuk (07/09/2011) [-]

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#442 - pinkrubberduck (07/09/2011) [-]

**pinkrubberduck rolls 866,755,168**

#506 to #442 - crazyfacepwner (07/12/2011) [-]

**crazyfacepwner rolls 0** being chuck norris