Attacking 4chan?. Although I think Admin will take care of things...<br /> Edit: I blocked anonymous commenting. Meh.. Apparently there is a war in progre fourchan Go Fight win

Attacking 4chan?

Attacking 4chan?. Although I think Admin will take care of things...<br /> Edit: I blocked anonymous commenting. Meh.. Apparently there is a war in progre

Although I think Admin will take care of things...<br />
Edit: I blocked anonymous commenting. Meh.

Apparently there is a war in progress
has tried to be diplomatic and peaceful, but
it has been suggested that the users of .s..! rs. spam ychan
in retaliation.
This may m may not be possible, given the nature of ,
they are well known for having same of the mast offensive
content an the internet
But if you want to join in the fight an the side of u. .!. n.' r..,
here are some ideas an how to "troll" ychan:
l. Uplaod wholesome pictures
kittens, happy people, beautiful landscapes etc,
2., Post meaningful cam ments
nothing caause. rude, offensive, racist, mean, tor insulting
pastry and deep thaughts are encouraged
3., Be polite, If someone insults you, apologize far your "error"
and make any corrections, agreeing with them.
it Use good spelling, punctuation and grammar
It night not work, but Must may have a chance...
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User avatar #49 - JediSkilz (02/27/2010) [-]
How about instead, we all just go out, get drunk and get laid? That is the best revenge...
#478 to #49 - xachnall (02/28/2010) [-]
you mean you haven't gotten laid yet?
User avatar #479 to #478 - JediSkilz (02/28/2010) [-]
Oh come on, I have had more illegitimate children then you've had sex... rook.
#481 to #479 - xachnall (03/01/2010) [-]
then say "How about instead, we all just go out, get drunk and get some big american titties? That is the best revenge" would be better!
User avatar #427 - roomba (02/27/2010) [-]
here's the thing. 4chan is a bear. funnyjunk is a little boy with a stick. right now you're poking the bear. the only thing saving funnyjunk is that the bear doesn't care enough to retaliate. quit poking the bear while you're ahead. you can't hurt it
User avatar #429 to #427 - BlueChaos (02/27/2010) [-]
its more're poking the bear, and the bear is poking back ;D
User avatar #431 to #427 - ThyDevourer (02/27/2010) [-]
survival tactics guys. listen to this person.
User avatar #433 to #427 - LuftWaffles (02/27/2010) [-]
Exactly. It's almost like FJ wants a retalliation.
User avatar #404 - Daeiros ONLINE (02/27/2010) [-]
kay guys, let me straighten something out for you.
when /b/ (not 4chan, mostly every time someone talks about 4chan they mean /b/) when they decide to start a war... you are ****** . /b/ has taken down bigger sites then this, alright, they dont just spam, they overload your server and shut you down.
spamming them is not possible, unlike here, posts are NOT PERMANANT, everything there is temporary, there are 10 pages of roughly 15 threads sorted in order of most recent activity, when you reply, the thread moves to the first spot, and bumps the rest down. if your post gets bumped off the end of that list, its gone forever.
User avatar #411 to #404 - PsychicNoodles (02/27/2010) [-]
ohmigawd he's right. we need our war generals to work harder. we must defeat the 4chan (or /b/)
User avatar #434 to #404 - LuftWaffles (02/27/2010) [-]
This man is correct. /b/ simply cannot be spammed.
#405 to #404 - niggapride (02/27/2010) [-]
yeh im fairly sure 90% of these people, probably more have never seen what /b/ is actually like, there is no way you could win a war against them, none of these ideas of yours will work, this site is pretty much a bunch of 12 year olds trying to be tough
User avatar #414 to #405 - drewweed (02/27/2010) [-]
********** , your 100% right
User avatar #406 to #404 - Daeiros ONLINE (02/27/2010) [-]
to give you a clue of the sheer power there, as i just said, 150 active threads at a time, fall to the end and you are gone. I have seen threads pushed off and dead in under 30 seconds durring peak hours
think about that for a moment
oh its worse if i tell you about the 30 second posting delay...
User avatar #408 to #406 - ThaBoss (02/27/2010) [-]
Thank you for making some sense.
User avatar #124 - stickeys (02/27/2010) [-]
1. Its caturday ******* .
User avatar #128 - MotokoKatachiRox (02/27/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk.........will probably not die. Because the noobs of 4chan will get bored with Funnyjunk. Most of the people from 4chan don't even know about the war, so instead they continue to troll on 4chan. Hehehehe....troll....hehehehehe....diarrhea.
User avatar #134 to #128 - Anonomousthirteen (02/27/2010) [-]
bwuhahahaha!!! peter, stop it!
User avatar #135 to #134 - MotokoKatachiRox (02/27/2010) [-]
Yay someone got it. XD
User avatar #19 - aerodactyle (02/26/2010) [-]
once again, i wud thumb up but it says funnyjunk doesnt like me

good idea btw
#407 - onesacrowd (02/27/2010) [-]
They can take our lives, but they can never take, OUR WEBSITE!
User avatar #412 to #407 - CookieMan (02/27/2010) [-]
**CookieMan rolls 0,640,113**
Lady Gaga's Penis

Or, everyone can just roll...
#482 to #412 - onesacrowd (03/01/2010) [-]
#432 to #412 - FireByrd **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [-]
*FireByrd burns u alive*
User avatar #440 - Titaniumdildo (02/27/2010) [-]
People... /b/ Can't be spammed... It IS made of spam... I mean... **** this idea will not work. Actually... I'm sick of this ******** , I just wanna sit on my goddamned computer and watch some goddamned funny **** on this goddamned site xD. Is it so hard to just do that?? Is a wish I can't fullfil?? When I was an anonymous my rights were taken, there foward, I became an user. now that I'm a user, I realize this site is falling down with the animal stuff and this supposed 4chan BS. I mean... Everyone just give a break to yourselfs to think that here on FJ NOBODY CARES where do you get the funny stuff, the only think that counts is to have fun. Drop this ******* ideas and just fullfil the objective of Funnyjunk: Post funny junk.
User avatar #441 to #440 - freakaleak (02/27/2010) [-]
User avatar #369 - DocAwesome (02/27/2010) [-]

#374 to #369 - SomeoneNamedChris **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [-]
let's get chuck norris to do the job for us instead of us being suicide bombers on 4chan.
User avatar #345 - loliotaku (02/27/2010) [-]
we could use some of that on fj xD
User avatar #139 - CouchSpud (02/27/2010) [-]
User avatar #126 - LarryPlatt (02/27/2010) [-]
I already told you that the secret to beating 4chan is to flood the site with pictures of Bengay!
User avatar #65 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]
You people are ******* retarded. Don't you realize that 4chan doesn't give a rat's balls what we do?

They aren't even going to spam your site, they're going to DDOS it if anything. Which means the site could potentially go down for a very long time. Either way, trying to spam 4chan (which, I might add, is a god damn pit of spam in itself) is like trying to bail out the ocean with a teaspoon.

Any plan you think up is destined to fail. In fact, even going to 4chan will just make them hate you even more. It will make them want to DDOS this site every day of the week for the next two months.

You don't want to be on 4chan's bad side. I've seen too many sites go down that way.
#67 to #65 - tarkin (02/27/2010) [-]
You mean 4chan has waged war before? You sir may be our only hope. Teach us your knowledge of 4chan so that we may defund ourselves and maybe even launch a counter attack.
User avatar #68 to #67 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]

Yes, 4chan has gone to war. 4chan is an internet bully.

Please, refer to this flowchart about what is going to happen to you: [url deleted]
#70 to #68 - tarkin (02/27/2010) [-]
Please teach us how we can stop the 4chan invasion... Please the people of FJ are desperate... Well, not really desperate, but we want to win damn it!!!
User avatar #72 to #70 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]
Nothing you can do honestly.
#73 to #72 - tarkin (02/27/2010) [-]
So we just sit back and take it like Pedobear's victims?
User avatar #74 to #73 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]
4chan has infinitely more power than you do. This is like David and Goliath, except David doesn't have any arms or legs and is lying on his stomach, and Goliath has a huge erection...
#76 to #74 - tarkin (02/27/2010) [-]
**tarkin rolls 402,819,746** At least we can still roll... Right?
User avatar #77 to #76 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]
Rolling is the stupidest ******** ever... taken directly from 4chan, of course. Can this site do anything original?
User avatar #85 to #77 - cmm (02/27/2010) [-]
Wasn't this **** around BEFORE 4chan?
#78 to #77 - tarkin (02/27/2010) [-]
Good point... Maybe we should just apologiHHHHHHHGGGGNNNRRRR!!!!! They got me... Goodbye FJ... I will return to you... my love. Bleh *dies*
User avatar #75 to #70 - Turquoise (02/27/2010) [-]
Hey, it was the users egging on 4chan and calling this website better in the first place, I'm glad a lesson will be learned here. This guy has a point, a bunch of kids that are new to the internet aren't going to dent 4chan.
User avatar #69 to #65 - Toki (02/27/2010) [-]
A good example is Operation: Titstorm.

Everyone is making this so much ******* hugeasser than it is. /b/ probably isn't even attacking right now, it's just the "hype" of getting attacked by /b/ that made it big. My guess is that a lot of people look up to 4chan as a godly site so they think getting acknowledged by the site is an honor, so they make a hugeass deal.

Also spamming 4chan is like first giving a cat meow mix, then giving it more. It's already an abomination of spam.
FURTHER MORE, launching a DDoS attack on 4chan is so retarded it hurts. The site gets millions upon millions of posts a day uploading pictures. moot's servers can pretty much handle anything if gazillions of pictures a second doesn't.
User avatar #71 to #69 - KimJongII (02/27/2010) [-]
Exactly. Honestly, even trying to resist is just going to make it worse.

I heard that a meager 10 man raid team slowed this site to snail speeds last night using LOIC.
User avatar #236 - the motivator (02/27/2010) [-]
User avatar #239 to #236 - lukeekul (02/27/2010) [-]
FINALLY, a Fat Ben spam that makes sense.
User avatar #161 - Acrylic (02/27/2010) [-]
Am I the only one who does not give a **** ?
#162 to #161 - adfin **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [-]
Nope. *facepalm*
User avatar #163 to #161 - cuboner (02/27/2010) [-]
no sir
#165 to #161 - sfl (02/27/2010) [-]
i dont even kno wat 4chan is
User avatar #167 to #161 - CrankyKong (02/27/2010) [-]
Pretty much. Now the front page is going to be loaded with war pictures like the anon vs member war
User avatar #447 - Schlapped (02/27/2010) [-]
i go on 4chan expecting a thread flaming funnyjunk, see none, go on funnyjunk, see several pics discussing a so called "war" with 4chan..... this is just unwarranted self importance funnyjunk users are giving to themselves and to the site... news flash most of 4chan doesnt give a **** ... no wait... NONE of 4chan gives a ****
#430 - TheItalionStalion (02/27/2010) [-]
funnyjunk has been around just as long, we can take /b/
User avatar #442 to #430 - banafuckalata (02/27/2010) [-]
sorry to ruin your day but we can't. They've been around longer
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#426 to #423 - florenzo (02/27/2010) [-]
fj needs to realize that 4chan is a bunch of hackers and this "war" these 13 yr old whiners would have you believe is futile.
#392 - niggapride (02/27/2010) [-]
so did 4chan actually do anything? if so anyone got a screen cap of it?
User avatar #398 to #392 - davas (02/27/2010) [-]
las nigth 2 or 3 guy start spaming, and uploading gore.... just that 1 hour of 2 fags trying to get attention....
#402 to #398 - niggapride (02/27/2010) [-]
ah so was a fail raid, obviously /b/ didnt really care they could have done much worse, i was actually looking forward to seeing what they did, but then i had to go and have a life :(
User avatar #391 - mememan (02/27/2010) [-]
Look, warring with 4chan would mean GOING TO 4CHAN. I'm not prepared to do that.
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