Semi true story. Semi true story between me and my mom. l. HILD MOM Walk into house with newly bought Elisha Derp, what do have in that bag? ii) (iii) Elisha is Crazy bitch Mom shisha seth macdonald andy cornett
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Semi true story

Semi true story. Semi true story between me and my mom. l. HILD MOM Walk into house with newly bought Elisha Derp, what do have in that bag? ii) (iii) Elisha is

Semi true story between me and my mom

l. HILD MOM
Walk into house with
newly bought Elisha
Derp, what do have in
that bag?
ii) (iii) *Elisha is the tobacco for
Hookah smoking
What' s in the ******* bag,
Mom, why are you calling derp? r
me derp? My name ls Jon.
pulls nut has Inf shim so thats for the bong
thing in your room!
It' s just shisha for
hookah. Jesus mom.
yup Jesus, I actually say
that. I also got some of
my friends to start
saying it too.
That' s called a yam: djing
water pipes. drugs now?
Turkey, ls our ally. Second Ydu' re still killing
it' s tobacco or tea leaves. ?
And didn' t FDR admit that FDR dli Thae' s : . T tolly
cocaine all throughout did it at parties with my
junior year of highschool? frienda_
T thought you were
What the **** are you? smarter than this derp?
How l know how eyal
knievel' s mother felt....
Watching her son
slowly kill
himself
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#56 - Blee (07/06/2011) [-]
I bet it's only semi true because his real name is Herp.
#1 - lazyLAMPboy (07/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - jonswan (07/05/2011) [-]
*sniff sniff

that's cool
#5 to #3 - lazyLAMPboy (07/05/2011) [-]
don't worry bro... I loved
i am here for you..
compasion is my name
kicking dwarfs is the game
#41 - swedotcom ONLINE (07/06/2011) [-]
#4 - John Cena (07/05/2011) [-]
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Yes it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
#18 to #4 - namesnotrick (07/06/2011) [-]
i love you
User avatar #21 - foxborohottubs (07/06/2011) [-]
"eesuz, yes i say this word and I even got some of my friends to start saying it"

OP is a fag/shisha smoking hipster.
#42 to #21 - John Cena (07/06/2011) [-]
HEY THATS MY FRIEND ASSHOLE
User avatar #22 to #21 - jonswan (07/06/2011) [-]
i cant be a hipster people have heard of me
#34 - ClockworkGiant (07/06/2011) [-]
hookah and flavored tobacco huh? why don't you stop being a candy ass and start killing yourself in style
#84 to #34 - jonswan (07/06/2011) [-]
Hookah, Cohiba/ arturo fuente cigars, whiskey, vodka, scotch, and gambling.


I just turned 18 and im a fancy gentleman
User avatar #35 to #34 - rototornik (07/06/2011) [-]
totally.
#38 to #34 - John Cena (07/06/2011) [-]
winning
#81 - bwheezy (07/06/2011) [-]
I own a hookah and I only use the shisha without additives besides the honey or molasses and flavoring. My mother is convinced that it's worse for you than cigarettes because of "something [she] read on the Intenet." I feel your pain.
User avatar #87 to #81 - jonswan (07/06/2011) [-]
yeah you look at all the sites that say it is so much worse for you its, tobaccoidustry this or cigarette digest that.

I call it "Reiner" politics, as in Rob Reiner
User avatar #89 to #87 - bwheezy (07/06/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know. I just ignore her though 'cause I live on my own sooo there's nothing she can do about it. ...did I mention she smokes cigarettes herself? lol
User avatar #95 to #89 - jonswan (07/06/2011) [-]
Hypocrites FTW
User avatar #96 to #95 - bwheezy (07/06/2011) [-]
Gotta love 'em.
#45 - arabtroll (07/06/2011) [-]
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#68 to #65 - Dariex (07/06/2011) [-]
Go! Krookodile!
#16 - John Cena (07/06/2011) [-]
look, not to sound like a smart ass or anything, but in persian, shisha literally means glass, because hookahs are made of glass. in the middle east, they call it shisha, so whenever i hear someone say shisha is the actual tobacco, they need to learn their **** .
#33 to #16 - dethklokowns (07/06/2011) [-]
shisha also means glass in hindi
User avatar #17 to #16 - jonswan (07/06/2011) [-]
whoops, its what my friends and i call it
#15 - nsfwdavid (07/06/2011) [-]
This comic is leaving a bad hipster like taste in my mouth
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#48 - johntheswan (07/06/2011) [-]
<---For the mum.
<---For the mum.
#57 - Ganifromholland (07/06/2011) [-]
Turkey is the best
you wake up sisha
before dinner sisha
after dinner sisha
in the garden with my dad and my grandfather sisha
before going to ebd sisha i go to turkey every year :D
thank god i have a turkish father and a dutch mother :D
User avatar #85 to #57 - hannasolo (07/06/2011) [-]
I wish I was Turkish. So much :c
You sir, are a lucky man.
User avatar #24 - ivoryhammer (07/06/2011) [-]
What's the point of a hookah, just smoke a cigarette, it's cheaper, and it will still kill you.
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User avatar #29 to #24 - maggynuss (07/06/2011) [-]
once you smoke hookah you'll get it. It dosen't taste like smoke at all and the buzz is 10x that of a cigarette. A lot of work to get those ************** lit.
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#26 - rigariga (07/06/2011) [-]
inb4 Z0MG WEED ARE BETTAR CURE CANCAR! 0MFG TOBACCO SHOULD BE BANNED AND WEED SH0ULD BE LEGAL R0FL!
User avatar #32 to #26 - hardhitter (07/06/2011) [-]
IKR besides weed is just a plant what could it do besides worsen your cardio?
User avatar #20 - cday (07/06/2011) [-]
did hookah for my first time 2 weeks ago...


puked my captain crunch
User avatar #25 - thecarrotdude (07/06/2011) [-]
1) hookas are originally from india
2) hookas are worse for your health than cigarettes or weed
User avatar #103 to #25 - bwheezy (07/06/2011) [-]
Wrong.
#40 to #25 - John Cena (07/06/2011) [-]
wrong as ****
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