Semi true story. Semi true story between me and my mom. l. HILD MOM Walk into house with newly bought Elisha Derp, what do have in that bag? ii) (iii) Elisha is
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Semi true story

Semi true story between me and my mom

l. HILD MOM
Walk into house with
newly bought Elisha
Derp, what do have in
that bag?
ii) (iii) *Elisha is the tobacco for
Hookah smoking
What' s in the ******* bag,
Mom, why are you calling derp? r
me derp? My name ls Jon.
pulls nut has Inf shim so thats for the bong
thing in your room!
It' s just shisha for
hookah. Jesus mom.
yup Jesus, I actually say
that. I also got some of
my friends to start
saying it too.
That' s called a yam: djing
water pipes. drugs now?
Turkey, ls our ally. Second Ydu' re still killing
it' s tobacco or tea leaves. ?
And didn' t FDR admit that FDR dli Thae' s : . T tolly
cocaine all throughout did it at parties with my
junior year of highschool? frienda_
T thought you were
What the **** are you? smarter than this derp?
How l know how eyal
knievel' s mother felt....
Watching her son
slowly kill
himself
...
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Submitted: 07/05/2011
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#1 - lazyLAMPboy (07/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#56 - Blee (07/06/2011) [-]
I bet it's only semi true because his real name is Herp.
#34 - ClockworkGiant (07/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
hookah and flavored tobacco huh? why don't you stop being a candy ass and start killing yourself in style
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Yes it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
User avatar #21 - foxborohottubs (07/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"eesuz, yes i say this word and I even got some of my friends to start saying it"

OP is a fag/shisha smoking hipster.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2011) [+] (8 replies)
you are obviously not armenian, we hate turks.
User avatar #49 to #44 - verbalhighfive (07/06/2011) [-]
You're obviously not a ****** , my TV's still in my house.
#65 - desdemona (07/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - thecarrotdude (07/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
1) hookas are originally from india
2) hookas are worse for your health than cigarettes or weed
#40 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2011) [-]
wrong as ****
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
look, not to sound like a smart ass or anything, but in persian, shisha literally means glass, because hookahs are made of glass. in the middle east, they call it shisha, so whenever i hear someone say shisha is the actual tobacco, they need to learn their **** .
#15 - nsfwdavid (07/06/2011) [-]
This comic is leaving a bad hipster like taste in my mouth
#81 - bwheezy (07/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I own a hookah and I only use the shisha without additives besides the honey or molasses and flavoring. My mother is convinced that it's worse for you than cigarettes because of "something [she] read on the Intenet." I feel your pain.
User avatar #60 - youssi (07/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Ive had over 150 sheesha's in a total of 23 consecutive days !!!!! Awesome man !!!! Before breakfast after breakfast before lunch after lunch before dinner after dinner 1 or 2 around midnight !!!!! Sheesha is the best :) First post ive ever seen regarding sheesha !!!!!!!!! TRUE STORY THOUGH :)
#45 - arabtroll (07/06/2011) [-]
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#57 - Ganifromholland (07/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Turkey is the best
you wake up sisha
before dinner sisha
after dinner sisha
in the garden with my dad and my grandfather sisha
before going to ebd sisha i go to turkey every year :D
thank god i have a turkish father and a dutch mother :D
#48 - johntheswan (07/06/2011) [-]
<---For the mum.
<---For the mum.
User avatar #24 - ivoryhammer (07/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What's the point of a hookah, just smoke a cigarette, it's cheaper, and it will still kill you.
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