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Mr. Grylls

holy cow! no way did i just make front page! thanks everyone!
the best ideas come from thinking in the shower :)
OC, please thumb!
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Submitted: 07/01/2011
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#67 - pointman (07/02/2011) [-]
this was so funny i logged in just to give it a thumbs up
#63 - pigsispigs **User deleted account** (07/02/2011) [-]
INTRODUCING THE BEAR GRYLLIS POOL FILTER!

HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PISS IN YOUR POOL WATER? HATE WARM SPOTS? WELL, NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU HAVE TO CONTEND WITH EITHER THANKS TO THE BEAR GRYLLIS PATENTED FILTERING SYSTEM. IT IS DESIGNED TO SPECIFICALLY TARGET TRACES OF AMMONIA IN ANY WATER SOURCE, LARGE OR SMALL, AND REMOVE IT! AND, IT'S PATENTED, SO YOU KNOW IT WORKS BY GOVERNMENT STANDARDS (whatever THOSE are...)

BUY IT FROM THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL STORE TODAY!
#69 to #63 - thepsycho (07/02/2011) [-]
FOR ONLY 19.95
#58 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
-6
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#49 - diabolicalanus (07/02/2011) [-]
**diabolicalanus rolls 453** sdssaa
#43 - soreo (07/02/2011) [-]
Welcome to our L! Notice there is no POO in it. Lets keep it this way
User avatar #47 to #43 - frnkhodge (07/02/2011) [-]
welcome to funny




notice there is no junk in it so lets keep it that way
User avatar #64 to #47 - rjgnal ONLINE (07/02/2011) [-]
actually....*looks at the site name*...there is...sorry, bro
#60 to #59 - frnkhodge (07/02/2011) [-]
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#73 to #68 - connorbeyond (07/02/2011) [-]
OP here




thanks for all the thumbs people
#38 - magicpicturebox **User deleted account** (07/02/2011) [-]
#25 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** (07/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #17 - cybersniper (07/02/2011) [-]
i have that same sign
User avatar #30 to #17 - samuraicrack (07/02/2011) [-]
why?
User avatar #74 to #30 - cybersniper (07/02/2011) [-]
because i have a pool
#16 - Eventually (07/02/2011) [-]
Welcome to our P!

Notice there's no OOL in it.

Let's keep it that way!
#15 - EATSHlT **User deleted account** (07/02/2011) [-]
#62 to #15 - xChillx (07/02/2011) [-]
He was in the desert. There weren't any leaves to suck.
User avatar #26 to #15 - letrolldaddy (07/02/2011) [-]
i mean bear has some probs (like drink his pee) but at least all he needs is a knife his parachute (ocasionally) and some other stuff but to be honest bear is a better survivalist. and here comes the red thumbs. HIT ME WITH YOU BEST SHOT FJ!
#31 to #26 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
he has a fucking camera crew standing by to help him with anything that goes wrong. As for Les Stroud, he works his own camera and is REALLY on his own.
#19 to #15 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
Funny considering Bear is a much better survivalist. Les Stroud will show you how to survive for a week, Bear will show you how to get out of such a scenario in half the time. And Bear has jumped into frozen lakes and quicksand for the sake of showing us how to get out of it. Les once had his arm in a sling to simulate a broken arm, couple days later he took the sling off, gave up, and called in a helicopter to get his bitch ass. Bear is superior, your argument is invalid.
#65 to #19 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
In many episodes of survivorman Les gets out, but usually his mission is to just survive for a week not to get out whereas Bears mission is to always get out and most of the time for bear his escape usually seems tacked on like they planned it the whole time. Man vs Wild is a great show with alot of entertainment and skills , but Les has to carry 60-70 pounds of camera gear by himself and usually has to walk 2 times the distance because he has to go back to get the cameras after he does long shots or climbs a mountain. Survivorman while may not have as much excitement to me is alot more realistic and i actually feel the he is in the wild an i learn alot more.

TL:DR I like Les Stroud and Bear Grylls but i like survivorman better because to me its more about the survival than random cool shit that he does.
User avatar #39 to #19 - milkandmore (07/02/2011) [-]
i agree, bear has got to be the best survivalist on TV. he puts himself in certain situations to show the viewer how to survive. bear gives you the skills you need to survive as he's alread had to use them in the SAS. whereas les stroud's show is an entertainment program at most, bear's is everything from entertaining to informative
#24 to #19 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
your a dipshit
User avatar #22 to #19 - hyperdai (07/02/2011) [-]
there was a news story a few years back where it was proven bear never spent a night in the wild.

he would always go to a hotel and stay there.
User avatar #36 to #22 - milkandmore (07/02/2011) [-]
well he hasn't on the show, but being an ex-SAS member i'm pretty sure he has.
#21 to #19 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
If he's so great, why does he keep drinking his piss? Drinking piss is like drinking seawater.

Either way, you just get raped by a bear.

CAUSE THIS IS THE WILD, MOTHERFUCKER.
#28 to #21 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
Piss is nothing like seawater you retard, there have been legit stories of people surviving in desert by using that strategy of survival, pee take out of our body the water and nutrients our body is not consuming at the moment so you can use it to survive.
#32 to #28 - anonymous (07/02/2011) [-]
You can't survive one your own piss for long, there is a reason that its disposed from the body you know. It still has wast products in it and would kill you if its ALL that you had to drink.
User avatar #37 to #32 - milkandmore (07/02/2011) [-]
and bear show's you how to filter it in different ways, in different environments giving you the tools you need to survive
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#13 - stretchedflesh (07/02/2011) [-]
son... i have the piss
#11 - thescatteredsun (07/02/2011) [-]
WHERES THE PISS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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