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You need to login to view this link ftw n trust, its worth the read

as The story starts with an guy insulting everyone on the Inc channel. Most people there
believed rt was rather funny, but rt got even more funny. For imformation: The dangerous
hacker ls called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author ofthe comments,
who rs talking here, rs known as Elch. 127. o. o. lls always the Ipaddress ofthe computer
H 5 [kg youre currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
Qua (Plug ammout#]
dip. ) has joined
why do you kick me
cant you discus normally
answer!
salons we didnt kick you
salons you had a plug timeout: ' _jassa@ . Qua (Plug
turnout#)
what ping man
s the ommg ofmy pa rs rant
l even we dst
you banned me
am rt you son on bitch
LOL
**** you’ re stupid, DST"
shut your mouth WE HAVE DSTT,
for two wears already
when you start your pa there rs a message from wandows that on rs applied.
What happened rs clear: That guy entered his own Ipaddress m his mighty and crashed his own ac. This
way, the attack on my ac was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker
never calls rt a day. Two minutes later he returned.
salons You’ re a real computer expert
shut up l hack you
salons , rm quiet, hope you dent show us how good a hacker you are we
tell me your network number man then youre dead
salons or maybe 1273. .)
salons yes exactly thaws rt: 1273. .) rm warring for you great attack
m the minutes your hard drive rs deleted
salons Now rm frightened
shut up youll be gone
l have a program where l enter your T and you’ re dead
say goodbye
salon» to whom?
to you man
buy buy
salons rm shivering thinking about such great Hackers like you
Qua (Plug turnout#)
has joined
dude be happy my pa crashed otherwise youd be gone
lol
hen try hacking me gun I still have the same I 27. . . 1
your e so stupad man
say buy buy
ah, **** off
buy buy elon
Chiarra( . net) Qua (Pam turnout#)
There was a tension m the room Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my am I waited. Nothing
happened. I felt relieve Sm minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave offtrack. sang a Hacker, who
usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
elon you son era bitch
how old are you?
salons whats up bitchchecker?
you have a are wal
tire wall
maybe, l dont know
rm 26
such behaviour mm 267
salons how did you find out that I we a firewall?
lasts this rs not very nrei massy
because your gay fire wall directed my turn batsignal back to me
be a man turn that **** at
salons cool, mat know this was possible.
a my ‘urns destroys your pa man
are you hacking yourselves?
salons yes rs tryong to hack me
he ’ re a nagger you we to get around a firewall even l can do that
yes man l hack the elon but the sucker has a fire wall the
what firewall do you have?
like a girl
firewall ls normal a normal hacker haste be able to get past rt you girl"
shes Bitch gum yourselfe jackson and chill youre letting them promote you and gum those little girls
new material all the trmo
turn the firewall off then l send you a yam ******
he why turn rt off, you should mm rt off
you' re afraid
l ant wanna hairlike this me hides like a girl behind a fire wall
elon turn ofyour ******* wall!
soprano's l wanted to say somethang about this, do you know the definition freacking??? me turns of
the firewall thaws an and that has nothing to do mm hacking
shut up
my grandma are with fire wall
and you suckers think youre cool and dent dare gang late the iternet without a fire
wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent
then younger, but I couldnt let that rest. To see whether he really rs a good hacker I lie and let everything as rt rs. I
dent we a firewall at all, only my router.
salons , a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try agam
cant hack
nae play on words M
wort man
salons :
an still warring tor your attack!
how many tames alum he rs no hacker
man do you want a Virus
tell me your T and rt deletes your hard drive
lol he gum rt up rm a hacker myskyland l know how hackers bowe and l can tell you
100. 00% youre no hacker.."
salons 1273. .)
salons ll’: easy
lolololol you so stupid man you' ll be gone
and are the first files being deleted
salons mom
salons ill take a look
In [mule I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I underestimated him?
ant need to rescue you cant son era baten
salons thaws bad
elon you idioit your hard drive g: rs deleted
salons yes, there' s nothing l can do about rt
and m 20 seconds f: rs gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever we them? Doesnt matter, I did not we trmo to think, I was scared.
was comforting me with a muere hp.
s tupac rules
elon you son era bitch your F, rs gone and e: too
lame aw on my wwe All the games are there! And the fagatron picturess I instantly take a look. Everything still
there. But the hacker said rt was deleted
and d: rs at 45% you idiot lolololol
why doesnt meta say anything
salons he' s probably rolling on the floor laughing
cwrt
your d: rs gone
go on BITCH
The guy rs good: My rs allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient dicksucker mm a burner! But how
did he do this? Ill we to ask him. Some encourage him. He groung advice how to avoid the disaster on my
hard drives.
elon man youre so stupid never gum your T on the Internet
rm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he' s not attacking my computer?
Too late 20: 22 when we get the last message elem hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". we see that he has a
Pmg timeout”. we went seen him then must be the Daylight sayang Tune.
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#118 - CrimeDog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 - SargeFoley (02/26/2010) [-]
LOL! Fail hack
User avatar #119 - TwoHalves (02/26/2010) [-]
Oh god...*wheeze*...the idiot hacked himself...*wheeze*...oh god I nearly died I laughed so hard...
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User avatar #61 - blkdiamond (02/26/2010) [-]
i read bitchchecker 's voice in a little retard one.
User avatar #58 - vantagefivehundred (02/26/2010) [+] (6 replies)
lol that was fun to read! makes me wish i knew how to hack
User avatar #53 - drgerbilstinger (02/26/2010) [-]
jesus weez, this guy is the fukin billy mays of haking
i think this wat pretty much happened
elch: bitchchecker! 4 the easy price of being a dumbass! u can destroy ur very own hardrive!
bitchchecker: wow! really?! thts amazi- and then his hardrive got destroyed
User avatar #34 - zevvay (02/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
....was he erasing his own hard drive?>_>
User avatar #33 - lolcakes (02/26/2010) [-]
omg wow were did this happen at that was ****** classic he hacked himself
*roll 9*
#121 - Womens Study Major (02/26/2010) [-]
oh my god the ip was a loopback..any hacker in the world knows it.... ahh i wish i was in the room with him when he deleted his own **** ...i wouldve like to check his pants and see that giant brown loaf of **** when he did it
#116 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [-]
he may not be good at hacking but failing seems like his specialty.
#115 - Pedochaser (02/26/2010) [-]
**Pedochaser rolls 830,473,283** Would be funny if he deleted his dads computer without realizing it.
User avatar #29 - Redscarlette (02/26/2010) [-]
**Redscarlette rolls 397,517,358**
Haha that definately was worth the read :)
User avatar #19 - Gebbeth (02/26/2010) [-]
holy ****
the guy made my day!!!
i gotta show this to my cousin (informatician)
User avatar #18 - Drakeler (02/26/2010) [-]
lol! That's freakin ridiculous! What an idiot lol, [url deleted] home, sweet home.
User avatar #125 - Swoosh (02/26/2010) [-]
Try explaining that to your parents. "MOM, THIS GUY MADE ME ANGRY ON THE INTERNET. I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT I DELETED MY OWN COMPUTER."
User avatar #123 - pingboy (02/26/2010) [-]
i like being talked about :D
#103 - ALP (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**ALP rolls 254,412,184**
worth reading? I didnt get it?
#109 to #103 - Womens Study Major (02/26/2010) [-]
While trying to hack Elch, he was being retarted and hacking his own IP Adress - He hacked himself, lost all his *own* data.

So, he was trying to be a hardcore hacker and Elch went with that and convinced him to delete all his own files.
User avatar #73 - shroomguy (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**shroomguy rolls 8,213,242** sexual love
User avatar #87 to #85 - CapSoapMacTavish (02/26/2010) [-]
hes rolling for the name change
User avatar #20 - JesusPhD (02/26/2010) [-]
at first i was like, na


but then i lol'd
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