Advice for living II
2) To ensure that no boys write poems about
your daughter, name her Orange.
4) If you drop something just stare at it,
eventually some one will pick it up for you.
6) When someone tells you to "expect the
unexpected", hit them in the face and ask if they
8) Sing badly and brush your teeth with a bottle
10) If you ever get caught sleeping at work,
raise your head slowly and say "Amen".
12) Make bomb jokes at the airport. Security
will appreciate the light hearted humour
because of their stressful jobs.
Like before if this does well I' ll
make another one. But it' ll have
to wait two weeks, I go on
holiday tomorrow... I think I' ll try