Advice part 2. Credit to Grouch Rabbit Sorry to whoever wanted me to kill myself... can't please everybody!. Advice for living II 2) To ensure that no boys writ i Love You
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Advice part 2. Credit to Grouch Rabbit Sorry to whoever wanted me to kill myself... can't please everybody!. Advice for living II 2) To ensure that no boys writ

Credit to Grouch Rabbit
Sorry to whoever wanted me to kill myself... can't please everybody!

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Advice for living II
2) To ensure that no boys write poems about
your daughter, name her Orange.
4) If you drop something just stare at it,
eventually some one will pick it up for you.
6) When someone tells you to "expect the
unexpected", hit them in the face and ask if they
expected it.
8) Sing badly and brush your teeth with a bottle
aflack.
10) If you ever get caught sleeping at work,
raise your head slowly and say "Amen".
12) Make bomb jokes at the airport. Security
will appreciate the light hearted humour
because of their stressful jobs.
Like before if this does well I' ll
make another one. But it' ll have
to wait two weeks, I go on
holiday tomorrow... I think I' ll try
...
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Views: 57064 Submitted: 06/30/2011