think agian. .. cigarettes, now come with a fast forward button.
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#82 - batosai (02/26/2010) [-]
cigarettes, now come with a fast forward button.
User avatar #18 - patriotic canadian (02/26/2010) [-]
i think its a new brand called "QUIT NOW ************ "
User avatar #48 to #18 - Natakat (02/26/2010) [-]
haha oh ive seen that one, but i prefer the "SUCK IT UP PRINCESS" brand
#231 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
thats one way to stop smoking
User avatar #193 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (02/26/2010) [-]
That's creative, too bad they don't work like that.
#213 to #193 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
Sure they do, just not with that puny thing.
User avatar #22 - Superjunk (02/26/2010) [-]
What if the assassin forgets which cigarette he is using... and POW right in the kisser
#23 to #22 - ProJustice (02/26/2010) [-]
**ProJustice rolls 656,149,938**

POW right in the kisser
User avatar #24 to #23 - Atroll (02/26/2010) [-]
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
+2
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#27 to #25 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
Pow Right in the kisser
User avatar #28 to #27 - Purrdye (02/26/2010) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
#30 to #28 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
fag, POW!!! Right in the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER'S Kisser
User avatar #31 to #30 - Purrdye (02/26/2010) [-]
fag, POW!! Right in the anonumous' kisser
#54 to #31 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #20 - BlancoCheese (02/26/2010) [-]
BEST. ASSASSINATION. EVER.
#12 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
i thought to myself "that should be on csi" then i realized all it would do is shoot the shell away from your face. lrn 2 watch myth-busters f00l
User avatar #13 to #12 - Neronian (02/26/2010) [-]
Not really... When you brought the lighter towards the end of the cig for long enough, you'd light the ignition cap (That round part in the middle of the shell), which would shoot the bullet right into your mouth.

Smoking Is Unhealthy. DON'T DO EET. D:
User avatar #15 to #13 - Skullyy (02/26/2010) [-]
If you smoke you will be shot in the mouth, proven ******* fact.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Skullyy (02/26/2010) [-]
**Skullyy rolls 371,426,948**

Noess my roll!
User avatar #38 to #16 - YmousAnon (02/26/2010) [-]
All your rolls are belong to us.
User avatar #19 to #13 - irockiraq (02/26/2010) [-]
Wrong. Without the compression of a gun barrel, the bullet wouldn't go anywhere. It would still blow up in your face and scare the **** out of you, but you won't shoot yourself in the mouth.
#33 to #19 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
Wrong.
Due to the lack of resistance from the air, and more resistance from the stuff in the ciggy, the bullet would shoot out in front of you.

Assasination 101 pwn.

User avatar #205 - vervv (02/26/2010) [-]
I would like to say my dad put a small ladyfinger firecracker in a woman's cigarette when he was younger, and it totally worked. Caused the woman to be deaf for a week.
User avatar #220 to #205 - Atticous (02/26/2010) [-]
Your an Avatar so shut up
#211 to #205 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
i scraped off matchstick heads and removed tobacco from half of the cigarette, put matchstick heads in the middle and replaced tobacco. in a an attempt to persuade mu family to give up smoking... my grandmother drew the unlucky cigarette, it didn't explode, but it did give her a burn :(
User avatar #180 - theholytriumvirate (02/26/2010) [-]
no wonder hes got a bullet in his cigarette! hes got a white lighter!
#153 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
WHITE LIGHTERS ARE UNLUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE TEH UNLACKY !
#6 - Rascal (02/25/2010) [-]
thats what happens when you use a white lighter
User avatar #295 - JackLambert (02/26/2010) [-]
i would love to see that on 1000 ways to die
User avatar #241 - newie (02/26/2010) [-]
this is why i use my tabacca pipe
User avatar #251 to #241 - hassl (02/26/2010) [-]
i use a chewbacca pipe
#167 - Captansappy (02/26/2010) [-]
I just got a messege telling me to post comments becuase its friday
User avatar #169 to #167 - mattzlo (02/26/2010) [-]
omg me too
User avatar #17 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (02/26/2010) [-]
**HardyUndertook rolls 581,554,563** that would suck ass if that worked
#214 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [-]
**Realexis rolls 047,816,298**
....Wrong way
#219 to #214 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
It's not the wrong way, moron. The point is that the cigarette is harmful, and the bullet is pointing toward the smoker. In other words, it's self-destructive.
#218 to #214 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
annies 12 years old and tomorrow shell be a whore
nobody ever told her its the wrong way....
#222 to #218 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
HAHAHA!
Thumbs up!
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#332 - erpiv (03/01/2010) [-]
in thery it would work kuz it would heat up the metle and that would then ignite the gunpowder and thus you die XD
#321 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [-]
**numbierwun rolls 304,023,623**
Have a smoke...and get smoked.
User avatar #303 - Masterpoda (02/26/2010) [-]
how to end smoking in america.
#297 - Rascal (02/26/2010) [-]
Omg epic assasination idea!!
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