think agian. .. cigarettes, now come with a fast forward button.
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#82 - batosai (02/26/2010) [-]
cigarettes, now come with a fast forward button.
User avatar #180 - theholytriumvirate (02/26/2010) [-]
no wonder hes got a bullet in his cigarette! hes got a white lighter!
#170 - baragm (02/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I'd tear off the butt and light it the other and as if it was a grenade
User avatar #175 to #170 - Jimmydingdong (02/26/2010) [-]
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
User avatar #18 - patriotic canadian (02/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i think its a new brand called "QUIT NOW ************ "
#6 - anonymous (02/25/2010) [-]
thats what happens when you use a white lighter
#231 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [-]
thats one way to stop smoking
User avatar #193 - SteyrAUG (02/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That's creative, too bad they don't work like that.
#179 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this is how chuck norris became how awesome he is when a school rival was jealous of his women he offered chuck a cigar in celebration of his mass womens (the cigar having a 12 guage in it) chuck of course lit it up *BANG!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!1* the 12 guage went off, thus creating chuck NORRIS
#181 to #179 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [-]
why are people this stupid allowed to live?
User avatar #22 - Superjunk (02/26/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What if the assassin forgets which cigarette he is using... and POW right in the kisser
User avatar #20 - BlancoCheese (02/26/2010) [-]
BEST. ASSASSINATION. EVER.
#12 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i thought to myself "that should be on csi" then i realized all it would do is shoot the shell away from your face. lrn 2 watch myth-busters f00l
#214 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**Realexis rolls 047,816,298**
....Wrong way
User avatar #205 - vervv (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I would like to say my dad put a small ladyfinger firecracker in a woman's cigarette when he was younger, and it totally worked. Caused the woman to be deaf for a week.
#68 - bloodymuffin **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I should give this to mum or dad so they would stop smoking
User avatar #69 to #68 - pancakesaremyfav (02/26/2010) [-]
or stop living
#206 - wahwahweesnaw (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Smoke weed
#167 - Captansappy (02/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I just got a messege telling me to post comments becuase its friday
User avatar #169 to #167 - mattzlo (02/26/2010) [-]
omg me too
#153 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [-]
WHITE LIGHTERS ARE UNLUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE TEH UNLACKY !
User avatar #72 - The Devil (02/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
This would be a fun practical joke.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Saint (02/26/2010) [-]
Murder?
User avatar #42 - fuckmesidways (02/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
thats not even funny SOMEONE COULD REALLY GET HURT!!!!
User avatar #44 to #42 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (02/26/2010) [-]
same goes for smoking ..... its just a slower process
User avatar #17 - HardyUndertook (02/26/2010) [-]
**HardyUndertook rolls 581,554,563** that would suck ass if that worked
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