Bitch mom and her little daughter. . derpin around at work, doing customer service like a boss as I am grabbing her cigarettes,, her daughter ohmes up to me Sir Bitch mom and he
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Bitch mom and her little daughter

derpin around at work,
doing customer service like
a boss
as I am grabbing her
cigarettes,, her daughter
ohmes up to me
Sir, please don' t give
those to my mommy,
she' s in really poor
health and gets really
mean when to me when
she smokes
Mam,
eould you
please just listen
to your daughter,
she sounds very
concerned about you
Sir, please
don' t do it
a wild mom and her child
appear
GIVE ME SUM
BLAH BLAH TERRIBLE CUSTOMER
SERVICE BLAH BLAH BLAH
YOUNG LADY SSDP BOTHERING
THE MAN, NAYN GET ME MY
******* CIGARETTES
YOU STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE UP **** ,
MY DAUGHTER DIESN' T MATTER. I WANT
MY ******* CIGARETTES SD I CAN RUN
CAER TO THE LIQUOR STARE QUICKLY
...
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#453 - Joeyjoeymc (06/30/2011) [-]
When I was 8 I went shopping with my dad the day before my birthday. He went to buy some cigarettes and I ran off to the man at the till and told him not to sell them to my dad because I didn't want my daddy to die. When he came up to buy his stuff, the man told him the story. He broke down in tears in the middle of the store, picked me up and took me home without the cigarettes. The next day, he told me that as my birthday present, he had given up smoking for good.

Bitch, I asked for a bike.
User avatar #840 to #453 - Joeyjoeymc (07/01/2011) [-]
Wow, thanks for the 2nd top comment, guys! You're awesome!
#835 to #453 - mielad (07/01/2011) [-]
I was like damn... That's awesome your dad stopped for you.  
Then I 			*******		 lmfao'd.
I was like damn... That's awesome your dad stopped for you.
Then I ******* lmfao'd.
#833 to #453 - gpapadin (07/01/2011) [-]
i know that feel bro, i told my wife for my birthday to stop sleeping with my boss, and so she decided to announce that she was pregnant and that it wasn't mine. BEST BIRTHDAAY EVER!
User avatar #631 to #453 - AlexJani (06/30/2011) [-]
That was very touching and heartfelt. Then I ******* laughed my ass off at the last sentence.
#474 to #453 - memegeneral (06/30/2011) [-]
I was D'aawwwing for you.   
Then BOOM! that last part xD  
  
gif unrelated.
I was D'aawwwing for you.
Then BOOM! that last part xD

gif unrelated.
#242 - TehNewestGuy (06/30/2011) [-]
I worked part time at a grocery store and a 			****		 ton of people were around as she was yelling at her teenage son. She came up with two large cases of bud light but you could already smell the alcohol on her. She starts rushing me and 			****		 telling me to "scan the 			*******		 things so she can get her retarded ass kid home." I sat there looking at her with this expression like "Da' 			****		?" She gets all pissed and leans over the counter and says "Listen to me you little 			*****		" Now this is where I opened up my cell phone and dialed 911 and had the phone behind the counter. The police heard every word she said for about two minutes straight. After sitting there as she bitched with this huge smile on my face, she finally said "Wipe that 			*******		 grin off your face or so help me god I will MAKE you get it off." After a brief silence I heard the cops talking and the one said "Uh ma'me, you are aware that we've been listening to you for the past two minutes, correct? No? Okay then (speaking to me now) sir we're sending a squad car now. She'll most likely be charged as drunk and disorderly and probably more. Thank you for calling us before the situation got out of hand."  
I felt like a real badass that day
I worked part time at a grocery store and a **** ton of people were around as she was yelling at her teenage son. She came up with two large cases of bud light but you could already smell the alcohol on her. She starts rushing me and **** telling me to "scan the ******* things so she can get her retarded ass kid home." I sat there looking at her with this expression like "Da' **** ?" She gets all pissed and leans over the counter and says "Listen to me you little ***** " Now this is where I opened up my cell phone and dialed 911 and had the phone behind the counter. The police heard every word she said for about two minutes straight. After sitting there as she bitched with this huge smile on my face, she finally said "Wipe that ******* grin off your face or so help me god I will MAKE you get it off." After a brief silence I heard the cops talking and the one said "Uh ma'me, you are aware that we've been listening to you for the past two minutes, correct? No? Okay then (speaking to me now) sir we're sending a squad car now. She'll most likely be charged as drunk and disorderly and probably more. Thank you for calling us before the situation got out of hand."
I felt like a real badass that day
User avatar #246 to #242 - Sufficio (06/30/2011) [-]
Tl;dr
User avatar #248 to #246 - TehNewestGuy (06/30/2011) [-]
Stop stalking my comments! D:
jkjk
User avatar #249 to #248 - Sufficio (06/30/2011) [-]
Wait wut
User avatar #250 to #249 - TehNewestGuy (06/30/2011) [-]
I'm the guy you thought said Queen is **** when I said they ARE the ****
User avatar #252 to #250 - Sufficio (06/30/2011) [-]
OH. Herp derp. Didn't even realize.
User avatar #260 to #250 - IamEllis (06/30/2011) [-]
Yeah? Well so are you
#327 to #242 - villanpup (06/30/2011) [-]
You sir have Earned This.
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User avatar #247 to #242 - TehNewestGuy (06/30/2011) [-]
I just realized the beginning of that paragraph didn't make sense.
User avatar #268 to #247 - omegathewolf (06/30/2011) [-]
how so?
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#40 - crowdpleazer (06/30/2011) [-]
something like this happened to my cousin he was working t papa Murphy pizza guy comes in with his daughter i am sitting on the bench waiting for him to get off work the little girl looks up and says daddy can i please have a sucker guy turns and backhands his daughter my cousin jumps over the counter grabs the dude up slams him into a wall and says if you ever hit her again ill bury your ass in the freezer. i was so proud of my cousin that day
something like this happened to my cousin he was working t papa Murphy pizza guy comes in with his daughter i am sitting on the bench waiting for him to get off work the little girl looks up and says daddy can i please have a sucker guy turns and backhands his daughter my cousin jumps over the counter grabs the dude up slams him into a wall and says if you ever hit her again ill bury your ass in the freezer. i was so proud of my cousin that day
#102 to #40 - anon (06/30/2011) [-]
Yeah but if you think about it the dad probably beat his daughter even more when they got home because of your cousin.
#629 to #40 - anon (06/30/2011) [-]
I had to take a breath after reading it IN MY HEAD.
Seriously a little punctuation?
User avatar #701 to #629 - crowdpleazer (06/30/2011) [-]
lol sorry bout that i was never good at punctuation in any class lol.
#118 to #100 - crowdpleazer (06/30/2011) [-]
and this is for you
#46 to #40 - thirdbase (06/30/2011) [-]
youve inspired to kick someones ass if i see that
#73 to #40 - kapurass (06/30/2011) [-]
your cousin is a 			*******		 badass hero  
  
<---this is now what your cousin will look like to me
your cousin is a ******* badass hero

<---this is now what your cousin will look like to me
#116 to #73 - crowdpleazer (06/30/2011) [-]
this is for you
this is for you
User avatar #205 to #73 - Crazayboii (06/30/2011) [-]
Which Halo is this from?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #399 to #205 - luxi (06/30/2011) [-]
Halo trinity... it kind of came out a while ago
#32 - kapurass (06/30/2011) [-]
why dont they ever listen to the kids, especially if the concern is that big
why dont they ever listen to the kids, especially if the concern is that big
#31 - taokami ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - YourLordAndMaster (06/30/2011) [-]
Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. DAMN IT MAN REFUSE THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
#465 - awkwardmeerkat (06/30/2011) [-]
Excuse me mam, can I AXE you something
Excuse me mam, can I AXE you something
User avatar #495 to #465 - floridafurfag (06/30/2011) [-]
wat is that movie?
#402 - Ihazfunkitty (06/30/2011) [-]
&lt;- the dad
<- the dad
User avatar #459 to #402 - franktutskie (06/30/2011) [-]
Just for variety :D
#417 to #402 - improbablyyourdad (06/30/2011) [-]
What the **** , how the hell did he do that.
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#357 - Toki (06/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #418 to #364 - tigeruppercut (06/30/2011) [-]
This pic made me lol
User avatar #29 - therealtotodile (06/30/2011) [-]
am i the only one who thinks these mini memes are adorable?
#613 - AsAbout (06/30/2011) [-]
**AsAbout rolls 9,970**
**AsAbout rolls 9,970**
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#603 - garthalgar (06/30/2011) [-]
&lt;--what went through his head
<--what went through his head
#455 - indyjonesrocks (06/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#304 - sanchotaco (06/30/2011) [-]
There are far too many parents like this in the world... It's kinda getting ridiculous...
There are far too many parents like this in the world... It's kinda getting ridiculous...
User avatar #331 to #304 - Petroleum ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
I actually blame the country I live in. America.
#190 - downstrait (06/30/2011) [-]
I feel sorry for these kids with that kind of parents.
#483 - EZBakeFourthAcct (06/30/2011) [-]
But then later you realise you drive a Jetta

And your keys are harmless



Feelsbadman
#600 to #483 - Ethshar ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
In order to use your car keys to decapitate her,you use them to start the car first.Hit her just right her head will come right off.Claim it was an accident.
#407 - mmmfriedchicken (06/30/2011) [-]
Some people just aren't suited to raise children. The people who are like this should be destroyed.
#419 to #407 - anon (06/30/2011) [-]
True that. I know a girl that has a bad relationship with her mom and her mom treats her like **** . So thats why I'm teaching her to fight...so when her mom hits her again, my friend can beat the **** out of her. Yay for mma.
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