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Advice. Credit to Grouchy Rabbit (Please don't make me cry and kill myself) Part two is here: /funny_pictures/2295337/Advice+part+2/. Advice for living 2) When

Credit to Grouchy Rabbit
(Please don't make me cry and kill myself)
Part two is here: /funny_pictures/2295337/Advice+part+2/

Advice for living
2) When a woman is upset/ angry with you they
often find making sandwiches theraputic, Try
suggesting she make you one,
4) To avoid dealing with your period every month try
to get pregnant as often as possible.
6) When driving, brake unneccessarily this will keep
the drivers around you alert, They will appreciate the
thought,
8) Hum the pink panther tune when stealing. This will
increase you stealth by 50%.
10) Talk to snakes at the ZOO, people will be impressed
and think that you are a wizard.
12) If you and a friend are confronted by a bear and
you have a gun with only one bullet, shoot your friend
in the leg and run.
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Submitted: 06/29/2011
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#10 - zigzagderpaderp (06/30/2011) [-]
who else hummed this ****
User avatar #13 to #10 - Snothead (06/30/2011) [-]
... in my head.
#16 to #10 - krayziebone (06/30/2011) [-]
i remember one time i was walking down the street then a car came by the guy honked his horn and it started playing the theme song. but then i remembered i didn't have any friends.
#36 to #16 - zigzagderpaderp (06/30/2011) [-]
i know how you feel
#23 - dsgoriginal (06/30/2011) [-]
I can't think of a comeback, but i will correct your grammar.
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#25 to #23 - pasiusquotum (06/30/2011) [-]
>Sees spelling mistake  
>Calls it a grammatical error
>Sees spelling mistake
>Calls it a grammatical error
#29 to #25 - John Cena (06/30/2011) [-]
>uses greater than sign
>4chan wannabe
User avatar #31 to #29 - pasiusquotum (06/30/2011) [-]
>Implying FunnyJunk doesn't already have 94% of the personalities, quips, and characteristics of 4chan
#40 to #25 - partnerintroll ONLINE (07/01/2011) [-]
dont want to argue. just demanding answers:

WHAT IS THAT?!

kby
User avatar #26 to #23 - pedrooso (06/30/2011) [-]
You mean spelling..
User avatar #2 - tonysangiorgio (06/29/2011) [-]
if your blinkers on your car aren't working pop your hood and check you blinker fluid it may be a diificult to find but you'll find it eventually if you look hard enough
#7 to #2 - themymys (06/30/2011) [-]
Where did I hear that from?
User avatar #38 to #7 - tonysangiorgio (07/01/2011) [-]
Probably in drivers ed or auto tech
#37 to #7 - bouncingbananas (06/30/2011) [-]
Probs a woman.
Probs a woman.
#3 - tylerman (06/30/2011) [-]
Protip: To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.
#1 - Gigsta (06/29/2011) [-]
******* excellent my good sir! thumb for you
#32 - dudemeister (06/30/2011) [-]
thumbed for the first ones, faved for the last one
#30 - randomvstheworld (06/30/2011) [-]
All work in real life.
#28 - xmxsummer ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
thumb for you
#27 - emoteddylion (06/30/2011) [-]
number 5 and 11 aren't that bad...actually true for the most part
User avatar #35 to #27 - Suiko (06/30/2011) [-]
i was just thinking that
#21 - John Cena (06/30/2011) [-]
Number 5 is actually a good advice... And a great way to stay in shape.
#11 - John Cena (06/30/2011) [-]
Numbers 5 and 12 are perfectly logical.
#18 - luckybastard (06/30/2011) [-]
13) If you see your snot drip, try licking it off, it will reduce the use of tissue at the same time you save trees and your not will be your drink if you are thirsty (it's kinda salty but idk)
13) If you see your snot drip, try licking it off, it will reduce the use of tissue at the same time you save trees and your not will be your drink if you are thirsty (it's kinda salty but idk)
#20 to #18 - fnordyy (06/30/2011) [-]
that cat is... DISGUSTING!
that cat is... DISGUSTING!
User avatar #19 to #18 - luckybastard (06/30/2011) [-]
*snot
User avatar #14 - OCrules (06/30/2011) [-]
if you look at the comic made by me you will notice my character has a line on his face under his eye, that represents this big ass scar on my face due to me "Assuming the glass door was open."

Again... Never assume the glass door is open.
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#5 - longdeadhero (06/30/2011) [-]
Kill yourself anyway, thumb whore
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#39 - ulrock (07/01/2011) [-]
I do number 5. It makes sense...xP
User avatar #33 - Nullifier (06/30/2011) [-]
Lol @ the last one
#17 - wischmop (06/30/2011) [-]
Not sure if serious or troll.
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