Advice for living
2) When a woman is upset/ angry with you they
often find making sandwiches theraputic, Try
suggesting she make you one,
4) To avoid dealing with your period every month try
to get pregnant as often as possible.
6) When driving, brake unneccessarily this will keep
the drivers around you alert, They will appreciate the
8) Hum the pink panther tune when stealing. This will
increase you stealth by 50%.
10) Talk to snakes at the ZOO, people will be impressed
and think that you are a wizard.
12) If you and a friend are confronted by a bear and
you have a gun with only one bullet, shoot your friend
in the leg and run.