Maintaining inSanity. . To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing C Maintaining inSanity To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 At Lunch Time Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer Passing C
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Maintaining inSanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your Voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dnoe Everyone has Gotten Otter Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field IN All Your Cheeks. Write I For Marijuana,
6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Wall: and see how many look: you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 . Sing Along At The Opera.
1 on Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You {isn' t Attend Their Party Because You have an headache.
1 1 . When The Money Domes Out The ATM, Scream " ‘Noni I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run Fur Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l B., Tell Your Children Daer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PICK UP A or DD AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE DALI HTER MID ASK IMO are THE FITTING HDIM is
Send This Femail To Someone To Them Smile.
It' s Called., THERAPY
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#1 - sdevmanny **User deleted account**
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#14 - holyshitcake
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#3 - phoenixfather
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(06/29/2011) [-]
I didn't know my mum had a funnyjunk that she could post her chain e-mails on
#81 to #3 - korona
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FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: How to maintain your insanity.
#12 - schwoosh
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#30 - Rule
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(06/29/2011) [-]
hold open automatic doors for people
#45 - Serjical
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#79 - mrguitarded
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#85 to #79 - ZombehManifest
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#69 - fraggle
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(06/30/2011) [-]
I would say this list could also be called trolling
I would say this list could also be called trolling
#37 - sorrowofdaedalus
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#66 to #37 - jasona **User deleted account**
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#44 to #37 - mrdoctorpatrick
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(06/29/2011) [-]
i have schizophrenia!
me too!
#68 to #44 - exilesetti
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(06/30/2011) [-]
This guy!
#40 to #37 - thetom
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(06/29/2011) [-]
do deaf schizophrenics still hear voices?
#41 to #40 - CrimsonCaptain
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#47 to #40 - VesHeil
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(06/29/2011) [-]
is that you philosoraptor?
#102 to #47 - thetom
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(07/01/2011) [-]
neh, just tom
#42 to #40 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(06/29/2011) [-]
They wouldn't know if they did.
#46 - darkspine
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