Maintaining inSanity. . To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing C
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Maintaining inSanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your Voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dnoe Everyone has Gotten Otter Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Wall: and see how many look: you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 . Sing Along At The Opera.
1 on Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You {isn' t Attend Their Party Because You have an headache.
1 1 . When The Money Domes Out The ATM, Scream " ‘Noni I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run Fur Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l B., Tell Your Children Daer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
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Submitted: 06/29/2011
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User avatar #103 - sergoli (01/13/2012) [-]
I just love these
#92 - xXBananaBishopXx (06/30/2011) [-]
I want to try all of these, except the one with the ATM.... around here that would just get me shot :/
I want to try all of these, except the one with the ATM.... around here that would just get me shot :/
User avatar #91 - xxdarknightxx (06/30/2011) [-]
I dont think i will ever be able to ask for a diet water with a straight face.
#100 to #91 - stonedwookiee (06/30/2011) [-]
I used to work at Burger King, whenever someone would ask for diet water, I'd give em an empty cup.
User avatar #101 to #100 - xxdarknightxx (06/30/2011) [-]
all right...but just saying, water alone is already diet. nuthin in it. just some hydorgen and oxygen. and random other crap.
#90 - anonymous (06/30/2011) [-]
my dad is actually an opera singer and i had to go through a ******** of concerts as a kid...... wish i would have done it back then, but hell ill do it from now on
#89 - natexthexbeast (06/30/2011) [-]
I've seen this on here so many times, i can count on to hands, and feet and testicles.
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#86 - shmeh (06/30/2011) [-]
this is how i felt reading this
this is how i felt reading this
User avatar #88 to #86 - webfeet (06/30/2011) [-]
**** i loled
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User avatar #80 - srskate (06/30/2011) [-]
Step 15: have no friends left in the office
User avatar #76 - tHAhOONER (06/30/2011) [-]
Why would one want to maintain their sickness?
#74 - aurelius (06/30/2011) [-]
Dat last one..
User avatar #73 - happytoaster (06/30/2011) [-]
I did 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, , 11, and 14 all the time. (i do it for the reaction)
User avatar #71 - Gabriel (06/30/2011) [-]
Don't you just love creating awkward situations.
User avatar #70 - epickiwi (06/30/2011) [-]
diet water is sold in japan...wtf
#69 - fraggle (06/30/2011) [-]
I would say this list could also be called trolling
I would say this list could also be called trolling
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