Maintaining inSanity. . To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing C
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Maintaining inSanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasses on and points Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your Voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dnoe Everyone has Gotten Otter Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field IN All Your Cheeks. Write I For Marijuana,
6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Wall: and see how many look: you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 . Sing Along At The Opera.
1 on Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You {isn' t Attend Their Party Because You have an headache.
1 1 . When The Money Domes Out The ATM, Scream " ‘Noni I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run Fur Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l B., Tell Your Children Daer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PICK UP A or DD AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE DALI HTER MID ASK IMO are THE FITTING HDIM is
Send This Femail To Someone To Them Smile.
It' s Called., THERAPY
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Submitted: 06/29/2011
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#3 - phoenixfather (06/29/2011) [-]
I didn't know my mum had a funnyjunk that she could post her chain e-mails on
User avatar #81 to #3 - korona (06/30/2011) [-]
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: How to maintain your insanity.
User avatar #30 - Rule (06/29/2011) [-]
hold open automatic doors for people
#14 - holyshitcake (06/29/2011) [-]
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#69 - fraggle (06/30/2011) [-]
I would say this list could also be called trolling
I would say this list could also be called trolling
#86 - shmeh (06/30/2011) [-]
this is how i felt reading this
this is how i felt reading this
User avatar #88 to #86 - webfeet (06/30/2011) [-]
**** i loled
User avatar #70 - epickiwi (06/30/2011) [-]
diet water is sold in japan...wtf
#9 - ryandcow (06/29/2011) [-]
the ideas
#4 - ravenbird (06/29/2011) [-]
I saw this on FaceBook
User avatar #13 to #4 - charetarded (06/29/2011) [-]
same
not facebook
chain email ftw
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#15 - rodsmith (06/29/2011) [-]
On #5 write "For Sexual Favors"
#63 - toketso (06/30/2011) [-]
i'm doing everything on that list.
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#27 - prolem (06/29/2011) [-]
15. see something funny click next without thumbing
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