A Short Story for FJ. my dad told me this when i was young edit: wow thanks so much for the thumbs guys. i had a rough day and when i got home i saw this made t
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A Short Story for FJ

A Short Story for FJ. my dad told me this when i was young edit: wow thanks so much for the thumbs guys. i had a rough day and when i got home i saw this made t

my dad told me this when i was young
edit: wow thanks so much for the thumbs guys. i had a rough day and when i got home i saw this made top 20 and it made me feel better. and i've actually never seen a haunting in connecticut, but it's cool that this was in it. i'll watch it sometime. thanks again FJ i'm going through and thumbing every single comment up.

One bright day
in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys
got up to fight.
Back to back,
they faced each other,
Drew their swords
and shot each other.
A deaf policeman
heard the noise,
And came to exterminate
the two dead boys.
If you believe
this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man,
he saw it too.
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#112 - jmbraze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#141 to #112 - John Cena (06/30/2011) [-]
There was a black man.
He ate kfc.
He stole a bike.
He shot someone.
THE END.
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#113 to #112 - jmbraze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #113 - girguy (06/29/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #138 to #113 - knightguy (06/29/2011) [-]
i ******* memorized that poem for my english class
#127 to #113 - John Cena (06/29/2011) [-]
who the hell wrote that, C.S. Lewis?
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User avatar #10 - DarkLogic (06/29/2011) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen short and stout, I'll tell you a story I know nothing about,
the admission is free so pay at the door,pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night,two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,a mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
a deaf policeman heard the noise,and came and killed those two dead boys.
A man with no legs came walking by,and kicked the lawman in his thigh,
he crashed through a wall without making a sound,into a dry creek bed where he suddenly drowned,
a long black hearse came to car him away,but he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,the only eyewitness to the facts of my fable,
and if you doubt that my lies are true,Just ask the blind man
He saw it too.

If you going to do it then do it properly OP.
#11 to #10 - bailuff (06/29/2011) [-]
Or should I say FAGGOT
#12 to #10 - rockstarownage ONLINE (06/29/2011) [-]
someone give this guy a medal
#210 to #10 - emac (06/30/2011) [-]
Who else was waiting for "open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur?"
#20 to #10 - John Cena (06/29/2011) [-]
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
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#2 - thodorix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#231 - Thewinningfail (06/30/2011) [-]
one time i totally saw these two dead dudes.......
#253 - zdshdci (06/30/2011) [-]
Starbursts... Solid, yet juicy, like a liquid
What a contradiction
User avatar #173 - seniorawesomesauce (06/30/2011) [-]
One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it cause a little stir
no blue bug, no three-eyed frog
just a feline canine little catdog
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
out on the road or back in town
all the little critters put catdog down
trying to be brothers
trying to get along
trying to walk together
trying to sing this song
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
#193 to #173 - deanm (06/30/2011) [-]
i nostalgiad so hard


<---- not OP
User avatar #209 to #173 - rewday (06/30/2011) [-]
I began to sing this when I read the post, glad I'm not the only one.
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#216 to #173 - cntrlaltelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#179 to #173 - djsleyy (06/30/2011) [-]
NOSTALGIA FTW!
User avatar #240 - catmanjoseph (06/30/2011) [-]
One day
Well on the stairs.
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish that man would go away
User avatar #116 - chosenonex (06/29/2011) [-]
wow.... so i could've gotten front page by saying the oxy-moronic rhym that i've known for years..... I need to learn how to play this game called funnyjunk better.
#236 - chinchillinmexican (06/30/2011) [-]
Did this remind anyone else of The Haunting in Connecticut?
User avatar #265 to #236 - nopresident (06/30/2011) [-]
Thaaaats where I heard it. Thanks.
User avatar #247 to #236 - norwegiangod (06/30/2011) [-]
that movie is awesome
#227 - imnotanig (06/30/2011) [-]
juicy contradictions
#226 - BeaverBalls (06/30/2011) [-]
not everything in there is impossible
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User avatar #204 - Pharonix (06/30/2011) [-]
one fine day in the middle of the night
two ******* ****** and stole a bike.
face to face the fled each other
drew a gun and stabbed each other
one was black, the other white
In pitch darkness filled with light.
a white man ate some KFC
a black man gave to charity
a retard got his PHD
A beauty queen with leprosy
A cripple came running by
in a car with wings to fly
an honest liar came was brought to light
a frozen flame chose to ignite
don't believe me? the story's true
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
#212 to #204 - endface ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
lol, jk, nice job.
lol, jk, nice job.
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#219 to #214 - endface ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
Never would have guessed.
#108 - vendettaseve (06/29/2011) [-]
Older than dinosaurs man.
Older than dinosaurs man.
#61 - WalkingStick (06/29/2011) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??
#77 to #66 - Jelloisyumm (06/29/2011) [-]
Her mom.
Her mom.
User avatar #1 - sarial (06/29/2011) [-]
gave ya a thumb coz my old man use to say it to lol!
#200 - pancakekiller (06/30/2011) [-]
the version i know goes like this:
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got us to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew their swords and shot eachother
one was blind and the other couldnt see
so they chose a dummy for a referee
the blind man went to see fair play
the dumb man went to shout HOORAY
a paralyzed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye
kicked him through a nine inch wall
into a dry ditch and drowned them all
a deaf police man heard the noise
and came and shot those two dead boys
dont believe me? the stories true
ask the blind man... he saw it too...
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