A Short Story for FJ. my dad told me this when i was young edit: wow thanks so much for the thumbs guys. i had a rough day and when i got home i saw this made t
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A Short Story for FJ

my dad told me this when i was young
edit: wow thanks so much for the thumbs guys. i had a rough day and when i got home i saw this made top 20 and it made me feel better. and i've actually never seen a haunting in connecticut, but it's cool that this was in it. i'll watch it sometime. thanks again FJ i'm going through and thumbing every single comment up.

One bright day
in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys
got up to fight.
Back to back,
they faced each other,
Drew their swords
and shot each other.
A deaf policeman
heard the noise,
And came to exterminate
the two dead boys.
If you believe
this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man,
he saw it too.
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Submitted: 06/29/2011
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User avatar #10 - DarkLogic (06/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Ladies and gentlemen short and stout, I'll tell you a story I know nothing about,
the admission is free so pay at the door,pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night,two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,a mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
a deaf policeman heard the noise,and came and killed those two dead boys.
A man with no legs came walking by,and kicked the lawman in his thigh,
he crashed through a wall without making a sound,into a dry creek bed where he suddenly drowned,
a long black hearse came to car him away,but he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,the only eyewitness to the facts of my fable,
and if you doubt that my lies are true,Just ask the blind man
He saw it too.

If you going to do it then do it properly OP.
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#112 - jmbraze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #173 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it cause a little stir
no blue bug, no three-eyed frog
just a feline canine little catdog
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
out on the road or back in town
all the little critters put catdog down
trying to be brothers
trying to get along
trying to walk together
trying to sing this song
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
catdog, catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
User avatar #116 - chosenonex (06/29/2011) [-]
wow.... so i could've gotten front page by saying the oxy-moronic rhym that i've known for years..... I need to learn how to play this game called funnyjunk better.
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#46 - ThePleasureman (06/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ONE SUNNY DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD BOYS GOT UP TO FIGHT
ONE WAS BLIND AND THE OTHER WAS A FAGGOT NAMED OP
#231 - Thewinningfail (06/30/2011) [-]
one time i totally saw these two dead dudes.......
User avatar #204 - Pharonix (06/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
one fine day in the middle of the night
two ******* ****** and stole a bike.
face to face the fled each other
drew a gun and stabbed each other
one was black, the other white
In pitch darkness filled with light.
a white man ate some KFC
a black man gave to charity
a retard got his PHD
A beauty queen with leprosy
A cripple came running by
in a car with wings to fly
an honest liar came was brought to light
a frozen flame chose to ignite
don't believe me? the story's true
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
#253 - zdshdci (06/30/2011) [-]
Starbursts... Solid, yet juicy, like a liquid
What a contradiction
User avatar #120 - dmoneys (06/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
There once was a man from Kanass,
His Testicles were made out of brass!
And in stormy weather,
He clapped them together,
And lightning shot out of his ass!
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User avatar #240 - catmanjoseph (06/30/2011) [-]
One day
Well on the stairs.
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish that man would go away
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#211 - cntrlaltelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #24 - forthecog (06/29/2011) [-]
This is the story of how i got my first pet.

One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it cause a little stir
no blue bug
no three-eyed frog
just a feline canine little catdog
catdog
catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
out on the road or back in town
all the little critters put catdog down
trying to be brothers
trying to get along
trying to walk together
trying to sing this song
catdog
catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
catdog
catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog
alone in the world was a little catdog

#203 - cheesymon (06/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I am getting tired of people saying that this is from a movie. Just because it was in "A Haunting in Connecticut" does not mean it is from that movie. It is an old poem that is thought to have originated sometime in the 19th or 20th century, with many slightly different forms.
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#126 - chrisakafamousanti **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#61 - WalkingStick (06/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??
#226 - BeaverBalls (06/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
not everything in there is impossible
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