joke. . An old Italian man lived alone in the country. m wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only sen, Vincenz
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An old Italian man lived alone in the
country. m wanted to dig his Tomato
garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only sen, Vincenzo,
who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his sen and
described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad
because it looks like I won' t be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I am
getting tee old to be digging up a garden
plots If you were here, my troubles would
be over, I know you would dig the garden
for me. Love, Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from
Dear Papa - I' d do anything for yen Papa,
except dig up that garden. That' s where I
buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area
without finding any bodies, They
apologized to the old man and left. The
same day the old man received another
letter from his sen.
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Submitted: 06/23/2011
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#154 to #76 - steelflexx (06/24/2011) [-]
i like this one better
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#94 to #76 - mazlum (06/24/2011) [-]
u mad?
#89 - carlkayjay (06/24/2011) [-]
it's interesting because it's a smart joke ........we are not used to those
#151 to #89 - Rascal (06/24/2011) [-]
What does fapping have to do with this?
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#55 - donatellotmnt (06/24/2011) [-]
Having trouble digging your tomato garden?


Tell the government you have corpses in your backyard!!
#81 to #55 - Rascal (06/24/2011) [-]
#59 - yarolord (06/24/2011) [-]
Holy **** that was smart.
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#204 to #146 - Rascal (06/24/2011) [-]
crazy enough to tomato*
#12 - DJMartin (06/24/2011) [-]
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#6 - Rascal (06/23/2011) [-]
hmm what a nice kid. GOOD FOR YOU VINCHENZO DE PACI
#64 - bboyman (06/24/2011) [-]
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#152 to #123 - petchr (06/24/2011) [-]
I know what I'm placing my bets on!
#109 - awesomeguyTS (06/24/2011) [-]
Clever...
#9 - lwinsanity (06/24/2011) [-]
Pretty good idea.
Pretty good idea.
#7 - jamesisawesome (06/23/2011) [-]
This man, he needs a medal
#132 - yournewdad (06/24/2011) [-]
******* smart!!
#142 to #132 - bemmo (06/24/2011) [-]
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#1 - gamnq (06/23/2011) [-]
Clever man!
#90 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (06/24/2011) [-]
#119 to #101 - josieabby (06/24/2011) [-]

I'm so sorry, Officer. If you let me go, I promise to never do it again.
#124 to #119 - smartbrutha (06/24/2011) [-]
... Move along.
User avatar #106 to #101 - japanbc (06/24/2011) [-]
yes LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!one1!!!!!1!!!
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