Whatever, this isn' t
Why did I even . tii?) ?) This is an asshole. He' s the guy
out '" who will bitch and moan about just
What mg all these g''' -'""'- about anything if you give him that
newfags doing?" chance. He' ll find the negative in
almost any situation and remind
you of it forever. (OP has been
Why are you complaining? Either known to become him on occassion)
you' re drinking for free. Or you
bought alcohol. Quit complaining
and get smashed!
This man is like a zombie. He has
imbibed so much alcohol that he
Wu"? can' t even comprehend the
movement of the world around
him. He' ll absently stare at
everyone who walks past him.
Sweet black baby MIM When you ask him how he' s
Jesus, how do you feeling, he' ll answer with a full
get that drunk?!
thirty seconds of a blank stare
before asking you to repeat.
The vomiting machine. Every
Bro, I' m so group' s got one. He downs half
hammered. I don' t a salt of beer and two shots,
think I' m cis) toimii) and he' s full to bursting. When
malta-" -Vornic- /, l his face starts to turn red and
i: ',,' his eyes are wide, dive like
Bitch, I just bought ))) there' s a fucking explosion
these shoes! ?,ft s.» behind you, because a big one' s
This is that silly chick who just
to get drunk. The
problem? She can' t hold her liquor.
No problem right? She heads to
the bathroom, pukes her brains out
Over. and over on EDIE. e ye s across e
hole house for some naive fool to
again. l W
Probably shouldn t have stumble into her net and help her,
drank so much Intu moron! or one of her dipshit friends to
Quit begging for help and hold her hair.
learn your limits.
Oh my gawd, I' m
so sick! Someone
please some help
Oh my God, you' re so
drunk! Stop acting like _ This is the bane of the bachelor:
that. Just sit down." __ ' the mother hen. She' ll protect
She' s way too drunk I' m _ ' her flock of party girls like an
just gonna take her enraged rhino and if it even looks
home." like one of her "girlfriends" might
I' m her ride and since be tipsy, lets clear a space and
I' m leaving, so is she." get the paramedics in here, she' s
Listen here you overbearing out of control!
assface. Fuck you.
Here it is, the Great White
Whale. She swims through the
ocean of party goers, searching,
hunting for the best looking guy.
She locates her prey and
proceeds to press her oversized
fat tits against him. And then,
when he snare in disgust and
scrambles away, this dumb cunt
cries because no one loves her.
Say it with me you Creature,
just a salad please."
Oh yeah, he' s so
cute. I might even let
him have it if he hits
on me! Lolilol"
Listen here smickatron.
Its okay to aim for your
batters, but don' t
expect Joe Six pack to
be into your rolls.
beds to for reminding
me OP son be a dickhead.