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5 iill! i. , l! iii' ultimate Pelagic Sea Slug Glaucus ,
This awesomely cool little bastard is cuter
than a basket of kittens. But don’ t let his
cuteness fool you; this creature is a
heartless killing machine. This unholy
monster lives across the oceans from South
Africa, to Europe. Now how does it get
around? By being the most badass lazy sea
creature alive, they float upside down on
the surface and tan. And most importantly,
what does satan" s sea baby eat? Why of
course, this crazy fuck would only want prey
that is also dangerous as fuck.
These things eat the single most venomous
jellyfish known: The Portuguese Man
War. New not only can these bastards
consume a jellyfish that seriously wounds .%' ' I __
the pelagic sister raping sea slug will also :
steal the Man (Y) yah; venom and store it - ' In
on its fingertips use it to kill and eat even
more dangerous shit.
Do you understand what I just told your
This unholy spawn of Cthulhu kills
venomous creatures and stores their venom
it its fingertips to kill more creatures!
Mothafuckin poison claws. This badass
destroyer is also a fuckin hermaphrodite
which means it doesn’ t need bitches to
slow it down it gets all the poon it wants.
Now you know all about these bastards my
favorite sea slug.