COOL ANIMAL OF THE SEA. 100% OC. I was bored and wanted to teach all my fellow funny junkers about this awesome animal. hope you enjoyed.. iii', " ' iill! ll, i Pelagic sea Slug Awesome animal cupcakes
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COOL ANIMAL OF THE SEA

 
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COOL ANIMAL OF THE SEA. 100% OC. I was bored and wanted to teach all my fellow funny junkers about this awesome animal. hope you enjoyed.. iii', " ' iill! ll, i

100% OC. I was bored and wanted to teach all my fellow funny junkers about this awesome animal. hope you enjoyed.

iii', " ' iill! ll, i, aiit" i, You see this ************ ? This is the
5 iill! i. , l! iii' ultimate Pelagic Sea Slug Glaucus ,
This awesomely cool little bastard is cuter
than a basket of kittens. But don’ t let his
cuteness fool you; this creature is a
heartless killing machine. This unholy
monster lives across the oceans from South
Africa, to Europe. Now how does it get
around? By being the most badass lazy sea
creature alive, they float upside down on
the surface and tan. And most importantly,
what does satan" s sea baby eat? Why of
course, this crazy **** would only want prey
that is also dangerous as **** .
These things eat the single most venomous
jellyfish known: The Portuguese Man
War. New not only can these bastards
consume a jellyfish that seriously wounds .%' ' I __
the pelagic sister raping sea slug will also :
steal the Man (Y) yah; venom and store it - ' In
on its fingertips use it to kill and eat even
more dangerous **** .
Do you understand what I just told your
This unholy spawn of Cthulhu kills
venomous creatures and stores their venom
it its fingertips to kill more creatures!
*********** poison claws. This badass
destroyer is also a ****** hermaphrodite
which means it doesn’ t need bitches to
slow it down it gets all the poon it wants.
Now you know all about these bastards my
favorite sea slug.
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#6 - arsenicorigins (06/20/2011) [-]
I don't care if it has poison, I want it as a pet.
User avatar #11 to #6 - MCPie (06/20/2011) [-]
it took me a while to realise that he was not wearing a hat...
#13 - cryingscythe (06/20/2011) [-]
1. Buy tub of man o'wars + these guys
2. Make the sea slug eat all the man o' wars
3. Take (now poisonous) sea slugs out.
4. Load them into a portable cannon.
5. ???
6. Profit from world domination.
User avatar #7 - claygriffith (06/20/2011) [-]
The Portuguese man of war is not the most venomous jellyfish. The Box jellyfish (found off the coast of Australia) is far more deadly. Just thought I would share that.
User avatar #18 to #7 - onixpected (06/21/2011) [-]
ha yea i realized i made that mistake thanks for catching it, but ****** regardless lets see you eat a Man O'War
#8 to #7 - anon (06/20/2011) [-]
(called an irukandji)
User avatar #10 to #8 - claygriffith (06/20/2011) [-]
There it is. The Box Jellyfish is very potent and deadly, but nothing compared to the irukandji. This little sucker is the most venomous animal in the world. Thank you anonymous, for that information.
#14 - iRoflcopterU (06/20/2011) [-]
I still want one
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#15 - brummyd (06/20/2011) [-]
for like the 6th time
for like the 6th time
User avatar #5 - TheRealFinland (06/20/2011) [-]
am i the only one who thought of the dragonhawk from WoW
#4 - phsycho (06/20/2011) [-]
he didn't say to thumb it up
User avatar #1 - bigzbert (06/20/2011) [-]
TEHE
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