compppp. . Hal am new stud in , __ 10. Going to church doesn' t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 9. The last thing I wan
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Hal am new stud in , __
10. Going to church doesn' t make
you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a
car.
9. The last thing I want to do is
hurt you. But it' s still on the list.
8. lfl agreed with you we' d both
be wrong.
7. War does not determine who
is right - only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a
tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
5. Having sex is like playing
bridge. If you don' t have a good
partner, you' d better have a
good hand.
4. Children: You spend the hast
2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you
spend the next 16 years telling
them to sit down and shuttup.
3. We never really grow up, we
only learn how to act in public.
2. If God is watching us, the
least we can do is be
entertaining.
1. I asked God for a bike, buil
know God doesn' t work that
way. So I stole a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
A we W bug appears
where I can poop
for however long
I desire.
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#1 - tingtongding (06/19/2011) [-]
This is good, keep it up bro. Here, have my thumb and a tasty gif :D
This is good, keep it up bro. Here, have my thumb and a tasty gif :D
#8 - therealtotodile (06/20/2011) [-]
*******		 lost it on the slug bug one!
******* lost it on the slug bug one!
#11 to #8 - xerke (06/20/2011) [-]
Zonetan!
fapfapfapfapfap*whatamidoing*fapfapfap
#10 - anon (06/20/2011) [-]
You are amazing for that last one! XD
You are amazing for that last one! XD
#9 - DutchySmoke (06/20/2011) [-]
War does not determine who is right-only who is left
User avatar #2 - RenaldoDarktree (06/20/2011) [-]
random thought: bear grylls is really a jellyfish who very much enjoys stinging people.
#3 to #2 - yuvesh (06/20/2011) [-]
like this???
#4 to #3 - yuvesh (06/20/2011) [-]
Now its a meme :D
User avatar #5 - xONearOx (06/20/2011) [-]
... Tomato is a vegetable... wtf? ... at least it is where i come from... :l
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