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The secret doors (worth the read). please thumb either way before going. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monaste

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A man is driving down the road and
breaks down near a monastery. He
goes to the monastery, knocks on the
door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept
him, feed him dinner, and even
fix his car. As theman tries to
tall asleep, he hears a strange
sound; a sound like no other that
he has ever heard. The next
morning, he asks the monks
what the sound was, but they
say, We can' t tell you because
you' re not a monk.
The man is disappointed but
thanks them anyway and goes
about his merry way. Some
years later, the same man breaks
down in front of the
same monastery.
The monks again accept him,
feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same
strange mesmerizing sound that
he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what
the sound was, but the monks
reply,
We can' t tell you because you' re
not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right.
I' m dying to know.
If the only way I can find out
what that sound was is to
become a monk, how do I
become a monk?
The monks reply, you must
travel the earth and tell us how
many blades of grass there are
and the exact number of sand
pebbles. When you find these
numbers, you will become a
monk.
The man sets about his task.
Some years later, he
returns and knocks on the door
of the monastery. He says, I have
travelled the earth and devoted
my life to the task demanded and
have found what you had asked
for. There are
371, 145, 236, 284, 232 blades of
grass and
231, 281, 219, 999, 129, 382 sand
pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply,
congratulations, you are correct,
and you are now considered a
monk
We shall now show you the way
to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a
wooden door, where the head
monk says, the sound is behind
that door.
The man reaches for the knob,
but the door is locked. He asks,
May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and
he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is
another door made of stone...
The man requests the key to
the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and
he opens it, only to find a door
made of ruby. He demands
another key from the monks, who
provide it. Behind that door is
another door, this one made of
sapphire. And so it went on
until the man had gone through
doors of emerald,...
silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is
the key to the last door ..
The man is relieved to be at
the end. He unlocks the door,
turns the knob, and behind that
door he is astonished to find
the source of that strange
sound. It is truly an amazing
and unbelievable sight
But I can' t tell you what it is
because you' re not a monk.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - DaBullshiter
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(06/19/2011) [-]
There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass
and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles.
YAY i am a monk
NOW TELL ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!
User avatar #16 to #10 - Nihatclodra
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
*371,145,236,284,224 Blades of Grass, I fed some to my cat.
#148 to #16 - bkod
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#157 - snypurr **User deleted account**
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#90 - mrnotfunny
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
Well know that you have posted this we know that there are 371, 145, 236, 284, 232 blades of grass and 231, 281, 219, 999, 129, 382 sand pebbles on the Earth.

Now what was that noise?
#101 to #90 - foxborohottubs
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#91 to #90 - electro
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
awww i was just gunna post that
User avatar #92 to #90 - KirbyFullyLoaded
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
Monks circle jerking to rhinoceros porn...
#100 to #92 - foxborohottubs
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
rhinocerous what?
User avatar #303 to #100 - KirbyFullyLoaded
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/23/2011) [-]
This still makes me laugh... thanks for replying xD
#99 to #92 - foxborohottubs
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#47 - sweatymannipple
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(06/20/2011) [-]
#254 - iliekrice
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
Well technically I am, it said you can become a monk when you know how many blades of grass, pebbles, and sand. Well, you gave us the answer. So I'm a monk.
#257 to #254 - anon id: d18f859c
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(06/20/2011) [-]
niiiiiiiiice
#268 to #254 - flowrida
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
LOL so epic, you just trolled the troll
#267 to #254 - hyperdai
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#95 - timduncan
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
The one time I decide to read instead of skipping.
#46 - TehFunnyMan
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #43 - thecatholic
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
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#48 to #43 - anon id: ac47f701
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(06/20/2011) [-]
I have heard the untrolled version of the story and the noise isn't a lie infact it is a (suddenly dies of a heart attack
User avatar #49 to #48 - lefuck [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
good one sir
User avatar #171 - Bonjer
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
well there are 371145236284232 blades of grass and 231281219999129382 grains of sand so now i am a monk so what is the sound now?
#175 to #171 - strykerblade
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(06/20/2011) [-]
It was this.
#139 - grizzlypedo
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(06/20/2011) [-]
nice repost