FJ Poem. Things to Ponder: /funny_pictures/2253040/Things+To+Ponder/. Poem I visit this site every day. But lately, posts are very gay. Sometimes I wonder, ''sh
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FJ Poem

I visit this site every day.
But lately, posts are very gay.
Sometimes I wonder, ''should I stay?"
There are too many Reposts, but I guess thats Okay.
The Front Page is awful. The jokes are all lame.
They have so many thumbs, but who' s there to blame?
Perhaps all the 12 year olds who all think the same.
If OP' s a girl, they' ll thumb without shame.
I' m sick of these old posts. Bieberrules have to end.
Those punchlines are overrused. Hear that one, Dsend?
I get you hate Twilight. I get you hate Pop.
But that gets repetitve. Those posts need to stop.
I tend to pride myself in the I make.
I' ll soon post this content, which I' m sure Xaviersstuff will take.
I have hope for this site. I hope you think the same.
Now I' m done with this poem, and you just lost The Game.
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Submitted: 06/19/2011
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#67 - aeroxotl (06/19/2011) [-]
Don't worry MrBagel, this site ain't so bad.
There's no use fighting it now, or to get mad
Because the trolls eat the anger
And the thumbwhores eat the fame
But no matter their outside shells
They can feel the inner shame

There's always those comics
That make you thumb and smile.
The entire site isn't ****
It'll get better in a while

This I can promise
That Funnyjunk will always be a site
For for good people like you and me.
#112 - JVladness (06/19/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
get in the van
I've got a gun
User avatar #147 to #119 - RamDozer (06/20/2011) [-]
Sorry, i didn't really get it...
User avatar #150 to #147 - xboxpsgamers (06/20/2011) [-]
its a semi truck
User avatar #151 to #150 - RamDozer (06/20/2011) [-]
Tnx bro, i've been wondering for weeks...
User avatar #152 to #151 - xboxpsgamers (06/20/2011) [-]
no problem bro
#208 - mariostrikerz (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show me your tits
Or I'll rape you.
#210 to #208 - Rascal (06/20/2011) [-]
You so silly Bradley.
User avatar #216 to #210 - mariostrikerz (06/20/2011) [-]
No, seriously. Get out your titties.
#202 - foelkera (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No more read poem
Go study now.
#506 - Rascal (06/20/2011) [-]
roes are red
violets are blue
had a cosmic brownie
and gotta go poo
#192 - misteranderson (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red  
Violets are blue  
I suck at poems  
Nice tits.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits.
#70 - guillerme (06/19/2011) [-]
My least favorite is iMagnet
He is such a fag
He steals everyones **** ,
His OC is a drag.

DSend used to be good
His comics made my laugh trigger.
Now he draws himself as a white fag,
Even though he's a ****** !

We like to steal comics
And almost get sued
Seems getting shut down
Is something we cant elude.

This poem is difficult,
I think I'll stop
Dead is the way,
I want iMagnet to drop!
#183 to #70 - iMagnet Comment deleted by TheBagel [-]
#187 to #183 - guillerme (06/20/2011) [-]
Shut. Up. Just delete your account.
User avatar #556 to #187 - arabtroll (06/21/2011) [-]
i second that motion...

Dear imagnet,


All of funnyjunk
#558 to #187 - TheBagel (07/03/2011) [-]
I searched through the comments to find this again for the lulz. I have just now found out that iMagnet commented on this. I never deleted his comment. I don't know why it says I did. But I was wondering if you remembered what he posted.


The Flaming Homosexual who posted this poem. (OP)
#559 to #558 - guillerme (07/03/2011) [-]
It was just a picture that said "you mad" because he's a huge faggot. Nice post btw
User avatar #117 to #70 - darkoneten (06/19/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk is my loyal steed,
I enjoy her componay like a glass of mead,
Verily, her furure brings me pain,
Ye just lost the game.
#196 - lordfrydaixiii (06/20/2011) [-]
some flowers are real,
others are fake.
now get in my bed or
get ****** by a rake
#154 to #144 - Rascal (06/20/2011) [-]
It's all fun and games until someone loses the Game.
#510 - StevieMaxis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 - paintdatank (06/19/2011) [-]
I am a soldier of Le FunnyJunk/ I post funny pictures and comment with spunk.
Now read this comment, I give you no choice/ in your mind you are repeating my voice!
I bow for the big brother, funny is he/ Le **** on the Anon, blast him with pee.
OC's and Reposts, thumb's Up Galore/ Bieber is gay, so are thumb whores.
So I ask you now, my FunnyJunk knights/ Read my Creed and pledge all your rights!
If you're still reading a thumb up for you/ My rhymes, they take time, as swallow's do too.
Always remember women reside in the kitchen/ There they make bacon for sammich, no bitchin.
And now that I've reached the end of my poem/ Le Game you have lost, your thumbs, please do show 'em.
Le Frenchman I am, of Le Holy Grail/ Troll of all Trolls, FunnyJunk do I hail!
#66 to #56 - rimalus (06/19/2011) [-]
To arms, Knights of FunnyJunk!
#38 - sebgun ONLINE (06/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #532 to #38 - gsabs (06/20/2011) [-]
cool, from my comic :)
#485 - trollinjesus (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are Grey  
Violets are Grey  
I'm Colorblind
Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm Colorblind
#517 to #485 - manidontevenknow (06/20/2011) [-]
i love top gear!!
#494 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #446 - lethalpotato (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red, violets are blue

I suck at poems, nice tits.
User avatar #480 to #446 - sookmaybowls (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have ADHD.
#451 to #446 - leanke (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
In Soviet Russia, Poem Writes You
#463 - porchmonkeywarrior (06/20/2011) [-]
**porchmonkeywarrior rolls 52**
Roses are red, ******* are black
iMagnet is a faggot who should ass **** a tack.
I'll **** in his toaster and make it look like an Eggo
And drop him off a roof and make him step on a Lego
I just lost the game, well played OP, you troll.
Now everyone check the dubs I probably didnt roll.
User avatar #496 to #463 - mattdw (06/20/2011) [-]
**mattdw rolls 70**



OR NOT. (Sadface)
#503 to #496 - toothles has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #514 to #463 - catbob (06/20/2011) [-]
**catbob rolls 47** here you go
#483 to #463 - toothles (06/20/2011) [-]
This is the best poem on here.  
This is the best poem on here.
User avatar #486 to #483 - porchmonkeywarrior (06/20/2011) [-]
You want I should make this into content?
#487 to #486 - toothles (06/20/2011) [-]
I know I'll thumb that 			****		 up
I know I'll thumb that **** up
#489 to #487 - porchmonkeywarrior (06/20/2011) [-]
I'll give ya deds.
#492 to #489 - toothles (06/20/2011) [-]
It will be amazing
It will be amazing
#185 - GEOFFMAN (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can count to potato
User avatar #168 - commentking (06/20/2011) [-]
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
To see that his liver was missing
User avatar #10 - utburd (06/19/2011) [-]
You sir are a hero what else can i say
This post made me smile you made my day
We deal with the reposts and bad oc
Have faith in fj there will always be
That one post you remember that comic so great
Or some **** to which you often masturbate
shrug em off the trolls and the bums
you sir are awesome you deserve this thumb
Post more oc let your genius uncage
now onward lets send this post to front page!!!!!!
User avatar #33 to #10 - jhesketh (06/19/2011) [-]
This comment made me laugh oh so very loud
you are the kind of people that make me proud
to be part of a site we all know as funnyjunk
and as forr **** , i like to wank to cyberpunk
we brave on, OC in hand, to the top of front page
where we shall let the rest of our comrades gauge
the faggotry of reposts and complaints all the same
where we shall put the trolls, overused memes all to shame
thank you sir for making me laugh, a thumb for you
and we shall ride in the night on our blessed mews
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