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karma's a Bitch

karma's a Bitch. I just found this a while ago and thought it was hilarious, i din't know if it's a repost but what does it matter anyway credit to 4chan and wa

I just found this a while ago and thought it was hilarious, i din't know if it's a repost but what does it matter anyway credit to 4chan and wasted at work

Cl Anonymous 08/ fyw/ % : 5541 Wastedatwork. cam
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male oswin
And most mall proofread the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bel air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselfe brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the fucker out, all ofa sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, hawwo' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake}, not fond other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
Cl Anonymous (: ffy.
She being 1?, explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d fuck off on her (as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends azfamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her ‘law old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch fucked me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to fuck her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the fuck our' she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a motherfucker like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shit'' right there andthen I shat enough brig to build the great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
Cl Anonymous (( 9: o 93 6446
I am fucking fucked, I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do shit, my reputation would be fucked, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to "REC', and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me a seconded explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no fuck that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and shitty, so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this bullshit and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, andthat whore was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a motherfucker, almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me fucking grin that i wantedto slap the fuck off her, when Ibook the standi pretender's be shitting brig and have a real shit defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
I Anonymous ( : tyw :26
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on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile hythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded retelling me ‘you fucking sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the
whole court was her sucking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for ahould mins , fucked their back room and
emerged in a blink efan eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, for false accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse offeer about
fl months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
Picrelated, its her
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#71 - bethonite
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i scrolled to the bottom just to make sure no dinosaurs were walking on the floor
#75 to #71 - areke
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#37 - youlosthegame
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<------ His face in court.
#7 - stfuitspedobear
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I would break this dude's hand. That is how awesome I brofist would be.
#40 - aBlindMoron
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This is a repost.
#41 to #40 - aBlindMoron
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But I don't give a ****.
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#38 - seniorawesomesauce
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I would brofist this man calmly, shake his hand, and go on with my day

<--- oh, but I'd print out and give him this document first
#32 - fappen
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Was anybody else waiting for this?
#54 - anon
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I know its a fictional story, but holy ****. This girl, distraught, comes to what she beleives is her only hope. This cunt-faced ass hole extorts her for his own pleasureable gains and then tells her to **** off. What a ******* dick. She shouldnt have taken the rape charges as far as she did, but holy ****. What an ass hole. Poor girl.
#58 to #54 - anon
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#61 to #54 - anon
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poor girl? bitch had it coming, besides she gave him a blow job without a second thought and said she missed it. that's not whorish at all (sarcasm)
#57 to #54 - FATasHELL
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feminist detected
#93 to #57 - anon
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Same Anon, actually a man. I just think **** like this sucks.
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