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Omegle FJ and REDDIT

Ital, omeg Talk to strangers'.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Sag hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Your the es OP'?
Stranger: not again
Your que'?
Stranger: I am a redditor
Stranger: "
Your reddit "
Your Funnyjunk over here '
Stranger: At least you no hatin"
Your yeah
Stranger: Going to screencap this? "
Your want me to
Stra nnerr ti you want some thumb s, why not? "
Your I officially declare a peace treaty between FUNNYJUNK and REDDET. Do you accept this treaty'?
Stranger: Saw this post on frontpage 5 minutes ago
Stranger: Of course "
Your i also accept
Your 'shakes ham?
Stranger: 'shakes hand*
Your I MASTURBATED IMAH THAT HAND!
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Submitted: 06/15/2011
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#5 - epickitteh (06/15/2011) [-]
this is oddly suspicious...
#258 to #5 - worstposter (06/16/2011) [-]
im sure it isnt porn, because then he would cover it u.... wait... what?
#19 to #5 - MrEpicwill (06/15/2011) [-]
Did someone say Suspicious?
Did someone say Suspicious?
User avatar #11 to #5 - formerlvtwoeight (06/15/2011) [-]
Facebook :D
#18 to #11 - lynchdude (06/15/2011) [-]
meanwhile at formerlvtwoeight's house   
*on redtube
meanwhile at formerlvtwoeight's house
*on redtube
User avatar #20 to #18 - formerlvtwoeight (06/15/2011) [-]
shhh :P
#192 - cozaasy (06/16/2011) [-]
Fix'd for OP
User avatar #195 to #192 - formerlvtwoeight (06/16/2011) [-]
thanks :)
#283 - emmadahl (06/16/2011) [-]
I got owned on Omegle.

You: What is OP?
Stranger: You, which actually makes you the faggot.

Slam..
+25
#240 - sebastiancruz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#241 to #240 - pezzsnotsol (06/16/2011) [-]
pic related
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#243 to #241 - sebastiancruz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #245 to #243 - pezzsnotsol (06/16/2011) [-]
i made that today, was going to upload it, then i saw that the number one post was some guy comparing to things that are similar but one is always gay, so i didn't upload it. Glad i got to use it today though
+6
#249 to #245 - sebastiancruz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #247 to #245 - pezzsnotsol (06/16/2011) [-]
comparing *two
User avatar #78 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (06/16/2011) [-]
why is that other tab censored?
#119 to #78 - mastergrigg (06/16/2011) [-]
It must be...

REDDIT, GET HIM!
User avatar #79 to #78 - formerlvtwoeight (06/16/2011) [-]
it's porn
User avatar #81 to #79 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (06/16/2011) [-]
nah i dont think so, like we would've understand if it was pron, so its probably worse...
User avatar #83 to #81 - formerlvtwoeight (06/16/2011) [-]
GAY PORN
User avatar #86 to #83 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (06/16/2011) [-]
worse
User avatar #88 to #86 - formerlvtwoeight (06/16/2011) [-]
chinese midget porn?
+9
#89 to #88 - cameony **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#90 to #89 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
[url deleted] this is what it was
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#91 to #90 - cameony **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #94 to #91 - Benjerminge (06/16/2011) [-]
rare nazi midget amputee porn?
yeah its real...
User avatar #103 to #94 - pyrotronic (06/16/2011) [-]
it was reddit its the only explnation
User avatar #104 to #103 - Benjerminge (06/16/2011) [-]
orrrrrrrr it was a nazi midget nugget...
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#101 to #90 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
www bukkake fi/kalenteri2009/ this is what it was
#117 to #81 - yirodishu (06/16/2011) [-]
Lemonparty.
Nuff said
#102 to #78 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
he did say he just masturbated
User avatar #256 - DoggyBouncer (06/16/2011) [-]
Of course you censored your other tab, get off of redtube and get some vitamin d man!!!
#161 - usmcman (06/16/2011) [-]
We were so close to ending it.
We were so close to ending it.
#285 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
You: what is op
Stranger: hey!
you: *lifts up shotgun*
stranger:WHAT THE **** . WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT!?
You :Tell me
stranger: Black ops?
You: Okay
Stranger:I DONT KNOW
You: Tell you what
You: When people ask you that
You: Say "obese penguin"
Stranger: ohhhh!
Stranger: Awesome, thanks bro :)
You: Mhmm
You: Run along now and be back by 6!
#277 - bobfm (06/16/2011) [-]
I was going to thumb down...until the end. Well done sir lol
User avatar #266 - thehellenkeller (06/16/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What is OP?
Stranger: Observation Post Delta is down Major! Zombies are headed our way!
You: NO!
You: help defend to coutr house
You: court*
Stranger: *grabs AUG* I was born ready
You: good
You: good
You: everything is going as planed
You: planned*
Stranger: Are the mines set Major?
You: yes
You: just watch your step
Stranger: Good, grab the Aa-12...let's get back to the court house
You: good
You: i hear something
You: quite
Stranger: Is the Browning 50 cal still on the roo--oh good god **** no! Here they come!
You: grab your ammo men! here they come
Stranger: GET TO HIGHER GROUND!
User avatar #267 to #266 - thehellenkeller (06/16/2011) [-]
You: GO GO GO!
You: theres a chopter on the roof
You: we can watch over the court yard while warming her up
Stranger: Good, I will start her up. COVER ME!
You: *cover* we have alot coming! fire that baby up!
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HELL THE SURVIVOR COLONY IS??!!
You: 32 and 1/2 miles north of here
Stranger: *chopper blades whirl* DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FUEL TO MAKE IT?
You: I SURE HOPE SO!
Stranger: *in the air* Major our oil temp is off the charts! We are not going to get there all the way without
Stranger: Blowing this thing to peices!!!
You: Push her to he limites, we have no other choice
Stranger: How much ammo do we have?
You: We are full
You: but if we dont make it to the other surviores it wont matter!
Stranger: *radio static* "...men in the chopper, if you can hear me my name is John. I have the antedote to the infection, but I can't make it alone, please help"
Stranger: If we land her we won't be able to take back off!!
You: we have to any ways
You: good sir
You: whats is your proper name? i am Major thehellenkeller from funnyjunk
Stranger: I am Colonel Sasquatch from God knows where
User avatar #268 to #267 - thehellenkeller (06/16/2011) [-]
You: good to know you Colonel Sasquatch!
Stranger: Couldnt of found a bytes time could we? We need to take her down and find this John
Stranger: *better
You: processed as you will
Stranger: Ok, I am going for that clearing. Go and mount the GAU-19 minigun. We will have some house warming guests for sure
You: are sure? did you see them?
You: OH MYYY GOD
You: HERE THEY COME!
You: GET READY!
Stranger: *sound of minigun* mow then down! I have set the chopper to auto pilot and rigged the explosives! We have make a run for it!
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE!
You: get out of here now
You: ARGGGGGGGG
You: ONE GOT ME
You: GO ON WITHOUT ME!
You: THERES NO HELP FOR ME!
Stranger: Major! I can find the antedote!
You: NO NEED
You: youll never be able to find me by the time you get it!
User avatar #269 to #268 - thehellenkeller (06/16/2011) [-]
Stranger: *raises shotgun* you will be better off in hell than this damned ground.
You: *final words* kill them all for me
Stranger: I will.*pulls trigger*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User avatar #289 to #269 - theycallmecrazy (06/16/2011) [-]
...Why the **** do you get choppers and miniguns, and all we get is a 6-shot shotgun?
User avatar #274 to #272 - thehellenkeller (06/16/2011) [-]
thanks, how do i screencap ._.
#278 to #274 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 16**
Print Scr button LOLZ
Dubs and ill suck myself
#44 - John Cena (06/15/2011) [-]
Is anybody else really curious about what the other open tab was?
#47 to #44 - chriskwondo (06/15/2011) [-]
YES! YES! YES! I BET IT WAS 4CHAN...
YES! YES! YES! I BET IT WAS 4CHAN...
#57 to #44 - formerlvtwoeight (06/15/2011) [-]
it was facebook  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
jk it was redtube
it was facebook




















jk it was redtube
User avatar #46 to #44 - shadowphoenix (06/15/2011) [-]
he just said he masturbated with that hand
#48 to #46 - John Cena (06/15/2011) [-]
TAB, not HAND

silly

<3
User avatar #52 to #48 - misfitxcreepx (06/15/2011) [-]
wow. He's saying that because the guy masturbated with that hand, it would make sense that the other tab is porn.
User avatar #58 to #52 - formerlvtwoeight (06/15/2011) [-]
'the guy' has a name :(
User avatar #287 - yofatha (06/16/2011) [-]
what tag did you blank out up there...porn???? :}
#282 - LuisIsDaShiz (06/16/2011) [-]
Stranger: Yo  
You: Are you black?  
Stranger: Yea  
  
*You Have Disconnected*
Stranger: Yo
You: Are you black?
Stranger: Yea

*You Have Disconnected*
#281 - XxDarkendxX (06/16/2011) [-]
&lt;--- him after he left the chat
<--- him after he left the chat
#307 to #281 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
I am a girl, so not really :P
#158 to #69 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
OMFG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#127 to #69 - jcoolraider **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #69 - drgingerdoctor (06/16/2011) [-]
any day of the week, anytime of day. Idc if it's at church either
#114 to #69 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
...Oddly,yes.
#92 to #69 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
i would **** boxxy anywhere
#166 to #92 - John Cena (06/16/2011) [-]
#111 to #69 - ladypink (06/16/2011) [-]
notice the comment number is 69... hahhahaha.
User avatar #280 - zombiezandstuff (06/16/2011) [-]
Stranger: i hate my internet
You: greetings my negro amigo
Stranger: dude i aint black
You: you are now, BAM BLACK POWERS
Stranger: awww ****
Stranger: where all the white women at?
You: damn straight.
Stranger: da **** i do nao?
You: go forth brother, and rob every liqour store.
Stranger: aight
Stranger: das wassup
You: aww yeah
Stranger: aight dawg peace!
.....fun
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