7 ways to scare your room mate. . 7 Ways to Scare your roommate: l) Buy some knives, Sharpen them every night, While you' re doing so, look at your roommate and
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7 ways to scare your room mate

7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
l) Buy some knives, Sharpen them every night, While you' re doing so,
look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon-..
2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room- Keep one
pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell your roommate, We got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint.
When you recoler. say you can' t remember what the message was, Later on, say,
Oh, yeah. I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in. sit on the floor, hold your head. and moan.
5) Make a sandwich. Don' t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich.
Wait until your roommate gets rid of it and than say.
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You' re back!"
as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,
keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn' t you be going somewhere?"
7) Talk back to your Rice krispies, All ofa sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it, Refuse to clean it up, explaining,
No, I want to watch them suffer.
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#27 to #20 - haucedaddyslim (06/15/2011) [-]
oh god thats scary as **** . horses are so creepy
#35 to #27 - gasete (06/16/2011) [-]
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#58 to #27 - Afrew (06/16/2011) [-]
I laughed balls hard at your comment. "Horses are so creepy"
I laughed balls hard at your comment. "Horses are so creepy"
#85 to #27 - siknees (06/16/2011) [-]
Horses are terrible people.
#57 to #27 - exoh (06/16/2011) [-]
why dont you like hoerses
#25 - nmaster (06/15/2011) [-]
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#108 - donatellotmnt (06/16/2011) [-]
Ways to scare your roomate

1.Stab him in the leg with a shard of glass.
2. Kill his entire family and put their heads in the fridge.
3. Take a **** in his mouth while he's sleeping.
4.Cover yourself in kerosene, light yourself on fire, and run screaming into his room.
5. Skin a live deer in bathroom.
6. Tape knives to all your fingers and chase him around the house like an angry cat.
7. Shoot him in the back of the head with a nailgun.
#114 to #108 - drewboybaseball (06/16/2011) [-]
better than post itself
#122 to #108 - kamakazirulz (06/16/2011) [-]
NAAAAIIIILL GUUUUNNNN
NAAAAIIIILL GUUUUNNNN
User avatar #7 - kobegriffeysanders (06/15/2011) [-]
How can anyone that does these things possibly have a roommate in the first place?
User avatar #56 - lunarenigma (06/16/2011) [-]
I dont have to scare him anymore, i told him i was gay when we first got a dorm together >:) A WHOLE YEAR OF "I have nothing against you but ca you please sit outside while i change" totally worth it
User avatar #9 - AvalonD (06/15/2011) [-]
#8: keep the tea cup to normal cup ratio 3:1
#1 - AnonymousDonor (06/15/2011) [-]
i dont NEED to sharpen my brand new CutCo knives!
User avatar #2 to #1 - fencingchamp (06/15/2011) [-]
oh u fancy huh
User avatar #3 to #1 - bellaballistic (06/15/2011) [-]
**** CutCo....Worst job I've ever had
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexlax (06/15/2011) [-]
but such great knives. I've had them for years and they're still sharp as hell
User avatar #5 to #4 - bellaballistic (06/15/2011) [-]
True...
User avatar #139 to #5 - analgrandma (06/16/2011) [-]
did you at least buy a KA-BAR while you worked there?
they sell those now. crazy **** ...
#81 - cutetechnoraver (06/16/2011) [-]
I rather watch Coco Pebbles suffer.
#84 to #81 - thisone (06/16/2011) [-]
Racist.
User avatar #98 to #97 - Dap (06/16/2011) [-]
he knows.
User avatar #99 to #98 - ksmore (06/16/2011) [-]
does he?
User avatar #101 to #99 - Dap (06/16/2011) [-]
yes.
#54 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
try to best 'cause your only a man

(CONTINUE IT)
#59 to #54 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
*fine since no one else will*

and a mans' gotta learn to take it
#60 to #59 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
try to believe though going gets rough
#61 to #60 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
that you got to hang though to make it
#62 to #61 - thatcool **User deleted account** (06/16/2011) [-]
History repeats itself,
try and you'll succeed
#64 to #62 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
never doubt you are one and you can have dreams
never doubt you are one and you can have dreams
#69 to #64 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
YOUR THE BEST AROUUUUUUNDDD
#71 to #69 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
NOTHINGS GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN
NOTHINGS GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN
#72 to #71 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
YOUR THE BEST AROUUUNNDD
YOUR THE BEST AROUUUNNDD
#80 to #72 - OmegaKawaii (06/16/2011) [-]
ANd I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel-Aire.
ANd I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel-Aire.
User avatar #212 to #72 - davilaa (06/16/2011) [-]
I LOOKED TO MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
#73 to #72 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
NOTHINGS GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN
User avatar #76 to #73 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
that was epic man i cant believe we pulled that off your awesome KFCownz
User avatar #77 to #76 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
why thank you, your also awesome I sent you a friend request you handsome devil
#79 to #77 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [-]
I rejected because your a fag
#96 to #79 - ICantPickAUsername (06/16/2011) [-]
i actually thought these were two different people with the same avatar.

derp
#87 to #79 - anon (06/16/2011) [-]
samefag
User avatar #89 to #79 - cameldwarf (06/16/2011) [-]
someone screen cap this. now.
#165 to #89 - towels (06/16/2011) [-]
Why cant you "screen cap this. now"?


Oh and your also a fag..
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#19 to #14 - frostyagain (06/15/2011) [-]
I don't geddit...
User avatar #15 to #14 - dransem (06/15/2011) [-]
Disagree the last one is the best
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#147 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#163 to #147 - Rednef (06/16/2011) [-]
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#202 - spadaseisnueve (06/16/2011) [-]
Still funny though
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User avatar #201 to #195 - NorthernGirl (06/16/2011) [-]
or number 7.
#46 - anon (06/16/2011) [-]
#207 - emoprep (06/16/2011) [-]
Who makes sandwiches on the floor?
#213 to #207 - masterseek (06/16/2011) [-]
single women
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