Computer Prank (OC). If you need adm1nistrative powers: 1) C:\Windows\system32\ 2) Right click cmd.exe and run as adm1nistrator 3) Type: "CD C:\". H H computer hack troll
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Computer Prank (OC)

 
Computer Prank (OC). If you need adm1nistrative powers: 1) C:\Windows\system32\ 2) Right click cmd.exe and run as adm1nistrator 3) Type: "CD C:\". H H

If you need adm1nistrative powers:
1) C:\Windows\system32\
2) Right click cmd.exe and run as adm1nistrator
3) Type: "CD C:\"

H HEW
1) Go to Command Prompt
summer.
2) Type:
asotil file Treatened fice. oui: 1000000000
This creates a blank IGB file.
a hidden folder.
6) PROFIT!
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#4 - ghostwriter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #4 - chibinobi (06/15/2011) [-]
I'm sooooo gonna try this.
I'm sooooo gonna try this.
User avatar #8 to #4 - SteveHomoki (06/15/2011) [-]
This is what scumbag computer guy does.
>Fixes hard drive
>Installs hibernating virus
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>Builds your computer for you
>Doesn't plug in additional cooling fans
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>Helps you figure out how to install a program
>Set new task to scan program every day at 3p.m. with Norton

OC.
#133 - anon (06/16/2011) [-]
The best method is
1. Get Friends Computer
2. Piss all over it
3. Set it on fire
User avatar #48 - spurieuleweteuh (06/15/2011) [-]
1) Start notepad
2) Type "start file.bat" without the quotes ten times
3) Save as file.bat
4) ???
5) Profit
#69 to #48 - shameonyou (06/15/2011) [-]
i knew it was atrap...  
i couldnt resist
i knew it was atrap...
i couldnt resist
#16 - Wizardtrainer (06/15/2011) [-]
1. Open Terminal on your computer
2. Make file -10000000
3. ?????
4. Profit

Enjoy infinite space on computer.
Problem Low Memory fags?
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#37 - Foozerbus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #37 - Smithington (06/15/2011) [-]
bloodhound gang - hefty fine :D epic album
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#47 to #41 - Foozerbus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 to #47 - anon (06/15/2011) [-]
LOL haters can go UCK themselves? what the hell happened to ?
#65 to #64 - anon (06/15/2011) [-]
goddamned censorship, now I understand, my friend!
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#152 to #47 - Foozerbus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#29 - madareklaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#30 to #29 - madareklaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - mcinoid (06/15/2011) [-]
1) find out how to create custom mouse cursors  
2) create one  
3) Make it 100% transparent  
4) Put it on all computers at school/work/random cybercafes.  
5)?????????????????????  
6) Profit
1) find out how to create custom mouse cursors
2) create one
3) Make it 100% transparent
4) Put it on all computers at school/work/random cybercafes.
5)?????????????????????
6) Profit
#27 to #12 - nospr (06/15/2011) [-]
Another one I love is setting the monitor to display the screen upside down. I did it once to all the computers in a lap, and I saw they had to get the IT guy to fix the computer.
User avatar #40 to #27 - gndroor (06/15/2011) [-]
it's just alt+up/down/left/right or something isn't it? xD
#42 to #40 - nospr (06/15/2011) [-]
Or rotating it by 90 degrees...
User avatar #44 to #42 - gndroor (06/15/2011) [-]
You mean physically turning the screen?
User avatar #45 to #44 - nospr (06/15/2011) [-]
No you can rotate the display in any way you want.
#119 - youhaveasmallpenis (06/16/2011) [-]
Or delete system32, you know, whatever.
User avatar #124 to #119 - fjarchon (06/16/2011) [-]
And die
#149 to #124 - youhaveasmallpenis (06/16/2011) [-]
I have a feeling that you are mad.
I have a feeling that you are mad.
User avatar #126 to #119 - sigurros (06/16/2011) [-]
damn it, you guys fooled me again!
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#136 to #119 - kebertxela **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#98 - Crossraod (06/15/2011) [-]
1.Find a mac
2.Wipe out OS
3.Install 1st mac OS
4.?????
5.Profit!
User avatar #131 to #98 - geeksunited (06/16/2011) [-]
I think if someone has a mac, they're suffering enough. let them be
#78 - bobscanfly (06/15/2011) [-]
how to **** with someone's computer

1. throw it away
2. replace with Mac
3. ????
4. Profit
#96 to #78 - Afrew (06/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 - ikilledmyoldfj (06/15/2011) [-]
1) printscreen friends desktop
2) open powerpoint/powerpoint like software
3) copy paste onto silde
4) copy paste the slide a billion times
5) hit f5
6)??????
7)profit as you watch them try to click on **** and fail

(one loophole is that when you hover over the bottom left some dumb ass menu comes up so they can just press escape, but if you have a technologically impaired friend, its fun to try)
User avatar #31 to #28 - robanderson (06/15/2011) [-]
on the desktop, set to don't show desktop icons. then put the screenshot with icons and mouse as background picture, then unplug mouse. ...
profit
User avatar #36 to #31 - onebadbassoonist (06/15/2011) [-]
But what if it's on a laptop?
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#35 to #28 - hockudain has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #35 - nospr (06/15/2011) [-]
openoffice is free and 10 times better than piece of **** Microsoft office.
#75 to #43 - hockudain (06/15/2011) [-]
Nevermind. My computer only has 256 MB of RAM.
User avatar #39 to #28 - FlashBoard (06/15/2011) [-]
Screencap someone's background with the shortcuts and everything. Put it as a background and delete the actual shortcuts. Better result in my opinion.
#13 - Spectricity (06/15/2011) [-]
Delete System 32. It gets rid of all of the deleted file codes that have been taking up needless space.

My computer is now 2x faster.
User avatar #67 to #13 - pedobearown (06/15/2011) [-]
You dumbass! everyone knows that that will ma.... ohhh!!!
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#34 to #13 - mysterymooseman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 - wildra (06/16/2011) [-]
1. Get tootsie roll wrappers
2. Wrap rocks in the wrappers
3. Go to a parade on a float
4. Throw them at people
5.??????
6. Profit!
User avatar #135 - lolzersauce (06/16/2011) [-]
I got it guys!!! To make 'PROFIT', step 5 is offer to fix their computer for 20 bucks!
#137 to #135 - Marker ONLINE (06/16/2011) [-]
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Wow...... that's genius.....
User avatar #62 - Poiuytas (06/15/2011) [-]
label it system 32
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#1 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - lasthuman (06/15/2011) [-]
1) Screen shot porn site
2) Set as desktop BG
3) Delete all icons
4) Friend thinks computer is frozen on a porn site
5) ????
6) Profit
#88 to #17 - anon (06/15/2011) [-]
best one yet.
#107 - yournewdad (06/16/2011) [-]
You sneaky bastard
You sneaky bastard
#92 - germankillzone (06/15/2011) [-]
1. open your friends notebook  
2. take a 			****		 on it  
3. close it  
4. kill your own parents and then rape your friend's  
5. drink his tears  
6. ???  
7. profit
1. open your friends notebook
2. take a **** on it
3. close it
4. kill your own parents and then rape your friend's
5. drink his tears
6. ???
7. profit
#46 - ToastRider (06/15/2011) [-]
it says the fsutil utility requires that i have big brotheristrative privileges
what the **** should i do?
User avatar #51 to #46 - deanm (06/15/2011) [-]
use an account that has those privelages
#49 to #46 - nospr (06/15/2011) [-]
1) C:\Windows\system32\
2) Right click cmd.exe and run as ad-ministrator
3) Type: "CD C:\"
4) Type: "fsutil file createnew file.out 100000000
5) Fill up computer
6) Make your friends pay you to fix it.
7) ????????????????
8) PROFIT
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