Omegle Zombie Results. I saw the omegle zombie thing on the description and thought "well, why the not?" EDIT: wow, my first front page. i love you al
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Omegle Zombie Results

I saw the omegle zombie thing on the description and thought "well, why the **** not?" EDIT: wow, my first front page. i love you all so much.

Zombies
30 onto omegle
write "What is DP?"
Ifthey say" " they are infected
and you must kill them
Ifthey say "A ****** " they are a
survivor and you can reload your
shotgun
Any other response is arkenzard
citizen, move on
Your shotgun holds 6 shells, if
you encounter a zombie with an
empty shotgun, you die
Youve all seen this. let me show you how I fared through the omegle.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hit
Official messages from omegle will not he sent with the whet 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent omegle are
You: what is op?
Stranger: What is op?
Stranger: tag
You: GOOD
You: lag
Stranger: hhehehe
You: 'reload'
Stranger: eltrut giggled in my pants
Stranger: 'reloads'
You: I was on my last bullet, thank you so much
Stranger: no problem brother
Stranger: good hunting
You: you too
Your partner has .
sawthis great'? Download the osd
Virtue now chatting with a random stranger. say hit
Official messages tram omegle will not he sent with the label 'Stranger:'. strangers claiming to represent omegle are I
You: what is op?
Stranger: wow, how do you not know
You: WHAT is OP’?!
You: 'points shotgun at you'
Stranger: type it into google you luck head
Stranger: rm sure you can do that
You: what is op?
Stranger: look it up
You: ONE WORD ************ , om BLOW YOUR ******* BRAINS out
You: you probably arent even a zombie, out I will shot you in the **** just tor being annoying
You: what is op?
You: luck it wheels you In the cult-
You have disconnected.
starts or send
Was this conversation great? Download the log!
Tegu' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hit
crucial messages tram omegle will not he sent with the label 'Strang
strangers claiming to represent omegle are I
You: what is op?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: mi
Stranger: wk
Stranger: lmaao
You: what is op’?!
Stranger: obese penguin? idk
Stranger: chill bro
You: obese penguin I see
Stranger: yes why though?
You: you arent Medea, out you need to run llyod see another who asks you, tell him that op is a lag
Stranger: why?
You: this may be your Me
You: LISTEN TO ME
Stranger: that doesnt seem very nice
You: you need to remember op is a lag
Stranger: LOOK BITCH TITS OR Giro
You: WHAT is op?
Stranger: tits or no
Stranger: thats what op is
You: god help you it you meet someone less patient than:
Yau have traine: tatt.
starts new conversation or send us feedback
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whatsup/
GEE
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say _
Official messages from omegle will not be sent WI the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent omegle are lying.
Vim: what is op?
Stranger: mi l
Stranger: there
Stranger: Female is
Stranger: colombia
Vim: what is op?
Stranger: how about you
Von: are you asking me as)?
Stranger: nice P
vim: are you asking asl? this is a matter or we or death
Stranger: what name
Vim: WHAT is DP?
Stranger: litl pamela
Stranger: nice meet u
Von: you know what? **** on
Vim: -shootgun blast-
Stranger: rm too baled wanna cam
vim: you ARE DEAD you BITCH STOP TALKING
Strange
y id there zombieprincess
Stranger: you can add me
Von: god ************* datum i shot you mine head what the **** ?!
Stranger: coliid:
vim: how do you survive shotgun blasts?
vim: whatever, double tap
Yau: -shutgun blast
vim: through your face-
You have disconnected.
great? Download the an
Ytm' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hit
Official messages tram omegle will not he sent with the whet 'Stranger:'. strangers claiming to represent omegle are I
You: WHAT is op?
Stranger: pretty much anything out asl
Stranger: dim realize we were still doing this /
You: intro? I am a knight or , you khan bastard!,
You: -shotgun blast anyway
Your partner has drls: .
starts new conversation or send us feedback
You' re new chatting with a random stranger. say hit
Official omegle will not he sent with the whet Etranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent omegle are
You: what is op?
Stranger: http i/ vim < really?
Tegu' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hit
crucial messages tram omegle will not he sent with the whet 'stranger:'. strangers claiming to represent omegle are I
Stranger: Prepare tor
You: what is op?
You: dude, luck that
You: MAKE IT DOUBLE
Stranger: To protect the world trom
You: to unite all peoples within our nationa
Stranger: To denounce the evils or truth and met
You: to extend our reach to the stars above!
Stranger: Jessie!
You: lamest
Stranger: Team Rocket blast on at the speed or light!
You: surrender now or prepare to fight!
Stranger: MEOWTH mats right!
You: and so ends my Zombie adventures Through omegle with a " **** it" and a team rocket motto thumbss
You have disconnected.
starts new conversation or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!
Me if you Thumb
Me if you
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Submitted: 06/14/2011
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User avatar #1143 - gangsterisnotmafia (08/22/2013) [-]
lost it at obese penguin
User avatar #1171 - lightninghedgehog (07/19/2011) [-]
why is it when i get on, i don't run into anything except (finally) tits.....no a/s/l, no "fag"......but i guess i can't complain
#1170 - anonymous (07/05/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: -click- **** ... -click click click- shotgun, why you no have ammo now???
You have disconnected.
User avatar #1169 - bigsaltyballs (06/17/2011) [-]
You: IM GOIN DRY CAN YOU HELP ME!!
Stranger: dry?
You: YES DRY SO PREPARE YOUR ANUS CUZ IM GOIN IN
Stranger: ij
Stranger: ok
Stranger: damn that feels so damn good
You: wait you m or f
Stranger: f
You: 18 yrs?
Stranger: 19
You: eh what the hell
Stranger: what
You: like as in **** it
Stranger: **** yeah!!
You: whats op?
Stranger: horny as **** now thanks ;)
You: im not now make me a damn sandwich woman!!
Stranger: can i suck your dick?
You: can you do it while making a sandwich?
Stranger: yes
You: then yes,yes you can
You have disconnected.
#1166 - anonymous (06/16/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: [url deleted]
You: me ;D
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well played
You: he he he
You: what is op?
Stranger: nothin. m or f?
You: what???
You: nothing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(MDP)
#1165 - anonymous (06/16/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: ......
You: feel lucky punk?
You: do you?
You: feel lucky?
Stranger: granny here
You: *pumps my shotgun and points it at granny* WHAT THE **** IS OP BITCH?!
Stranger: out patient
You: *glares*
You: wrong answer *BLAAAAM!!!!*
You: right in grannys face
Stranger: ?????/
You: don't make me fire another shot
You have disconnected.
(MDP)
#1164 - anonymous (06/16/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helloo
You: yo
Stranger: :)
You: soo
Stranger: what is OP?
You: LuLz the biggest fag ever
Stranger: -reloading-
You: /b/?
Stranger: yez
Stranger: r u playing?
You: * ***** my shotgun and blow your scalp away* greetings from fj
You: *troll face*
Stranger: >:[
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(MDP)
#1163 - anonymous (06/16/2011) [-]
You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: how are you?
Stranger: good thanks you?
You: ohh im fine
You: alittle tired but im fine
You: listening to a good ass song man
Stranger: goodgood
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what song?
You: the game
You: you lost it
Stranger: **** you
You: LOOOOL
You: *troll face*
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: /b/ro?
You: haha better know it
Stranger: WHAT IS OP
You: a fag /b/ro
Stranger: reload
You: **** yeah

LOOOOOOOOOOOL
#1162 - nuclearnoodle (06/16/2011) [-]
Did they try to trick me?
#1158 - theycallmecrazy (06/16/2011) [-]
What the **** is wrong with this chick...?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey! 18 f usa here :)
You: What is OP?
Stranger: A fag! :P
You: Fellow FJer?
Stranger: FJ? What are you 4?
You: No.
Stranger: That is by far the gayest ******* website up there with tumblr.
Stranger: Grow some balls and go to 4chan.
Stranger: Yes, a girl is telling you this.
You: *BAM*
You: Damn 4chan.
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - theycallmecrazy (06/16/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What's an OP?
Stranger: AGAIN?!
You: Again what?
You: :D
Stranger: operational procedures!
You: ...What?
Stranger: oh
You: I'm not the same guy...
Stranger: jk
Stranger: awkward
Stranger: whsy everyone asking that
You: I'd say so, 'mano.
You: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2231266/Omegle+Zombie+Results/
You: Follow the link, and you'll understand
You: If anyone asks
Stranger: haha no thankss
You: OP is a ****** .
Stranger: funnyjunk is not someplace that sounds fun

#1156 - akuuu (06/15/2011) [-]
You: u no to much =+-+=  
Stranger: I know all that there is to know.  
Stranger: It is I.  
Stranger: Ansem.  
Stranger: Seeker of Darkness!  
You: it is i Justin Beber  
You: queen of Gays  
Stranger: O.O  
Stranger: KILL IT!  
Stranger: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
You: u no to much =+-+=
Stranger: I know all that there is to know.
Stranger: It is I.
Stranger: Ansem.
Stranger: Seeker of Darkness!
You: it is i Justin Beber
You: queen of Gays
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: KILL IT!
Stranger: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
#1155 - anonymous (06/15/2011) [-]
You: what is op
Stranger: a small brown woodland creature
Stranger: only found in the depths of california
Stranger: ****** .
Stranger: reload
Stranger: pow pow pow
You: thanks man
Stranger: take that with my big stinging ball bag
You: im a girl..
You: awkssss
Stranger: and i'm a swan
Stranger: awwwksss
You: REALLZ?
Stranger: FO SHIZZLEW
You: im kinda scarred of swans... actually.
Stranger: yeah no doubt, we're fierce mother *******
Stranger: once organised a terrorist plot,got out of hand,all sorts of **** went down
You: I KNOW YOU JUST STAR HISSING AND UR LIKE "COME AT ME BRO" when all i was doing was sitting on a bench.
You: I was ****** scarred.
You: i was like WTFH ? WHY IS THERE A MUTHA FUKIN BIRD CHASSING ME!?!
Stranger: then i was like buhhhhhh, got some fire out, and you were like FUUUUUU sniper!
Stranger: bye lemon pie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#1154 - acandledimdinner (06/15/2011) [-]
Stranger: Sup I'm lookin for a bitch with some DOPE ass ******* , ya dig?
You: What is OP?
You: Ohh..
You: I dig.
Stranger: Right on.
You: I too am in search of a female with nice breasts.
Stranger: The eternal quest.
You: Carry on soldier.
Stranger: Carry on.
User avatar #1153 - moneyscreamz (06/15/2011) [-]
You: OP?
Stranger: what!?
You: what is a OP?
Stranger: i have no clue?!
You: ok ur clean...ur a citizen and hnot a zombie.
Stranger: is that what it means? ur a citizen and not a zombie?
You: wait stop trying to mind **** me.
You: UR A CITIZEN RIGHT?
You: -Points gun-
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ok good carry on fellow citizen
Stranger: thank u doll!
You: what out for those zombies, they might eat ur brain
You: watch*
Stranger: sally will eat u!
You: is sally a zombie?
Stranger: yes!
You: KILL HER THEN!
Stranger: OK!!!
You: OK DO IT NOAW

kind of **********
#1152 - acandledimdinner (06/15/2011) [-]
You: What is OP?
Stranger: ****** LOL
You: Funnyjunk?
Stranger: i was doin the same xD
Stranger: yea
You: Thank God..
Stranger: xDDD ikr
You: I just killed a 4channer.
Stranger: -high five- good job :D
You: It had to be done.
Stranger: those basterds need groin shots..
You: HEAD SHOT, and not the head on the shoulders.
Stranger: oh hell yes
Stranger: -hands u explosives shots- this makes more of a epic scene
You: *Reload*
You: Well thank you Fellow Knight.
You: Carry on.
You: SAFE HUNTING!
Stranger: and to you fellow funnyjunk knight, good job
#1140 - theycallmecrazy (06/15/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What is an OP?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: lolz
You: *BAM*
You: Great job, 4chaner.
Stranger: hhaha fu funnyjunk
You: Then there were three shots left.
Stranger: theres no way you can win
User avatar #1141 to #1140 - theycallmecrazy (06/15/2011) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: *BAM*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User avatar #1139 - inglipthegreat (06/15/2011) [-]
i have had several zombies run in fear, because i scalp the ones i kill.
+2
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User avatar #1160 to #1134 - nuclearnoodle (06/16/2011) [-]
No, no you are not.
+3
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User avatar #1130 to #1128 - whattheH (06/15/2011) [-]
Kill him. He's halfway infected.
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