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#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
why fap
when you can tap?
User avatar #89 - patriotic canadian (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else notice that marios hat turns into a "!" in the second panel?
User avatar #2 - RebelGrahamCracker (02/22/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Dude....Bowser's gay?
User avatar #3 to #2 - krystalkitty (02/22/2010) [-]
No, hes the "good guy" who always gets dumped for a tougher, meaner and abusive jackass. Aka mario.
User avatar #260 - icyUpee (02/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
*Luigi and Daisy are ******* *
*BAM!! Door gets knocked down*
Browser: Oh, uhh...
Luigi: Mario chased you to another castle?
Browser: Ha ha yea, you don't mind do you?
Luigi: Oh not at all.
Daisy: Im still the better one rite?
Luigi: Don't worry baby just keep on sucking and swallowing.
Browser: Got to go man.
*Peach walks in as Browser leaves*
Peach: Hey you two can I join in?
Daisy: **** off ho*Luigi dick chokes her.*
Luigi: Oh yea sure. YOSHI! *Yoshi pops in.* Tounge **** Peach while I finish with Daisy.
*Yoshi nods.*
Luigi: *To himself* Man...Mario wtf happened to you...probably all the shrooms hes been eating. Oh well, Peach is tighter anyway.
User avatar #105 - HitMyChild (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Bowser is gay?!?!
#106 to #105 - MrAsshole (02/23/2010) [-]
hes horny too
User avatar #117 - jkake (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
since when did bowser turn gay
User avatar #127 - MakiChan (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i like this peach better....esp the dark outfit.....that pink **** is so lame...and damn mario...lol
User avatar #57 - TheAssassin (02/23/2010) [-]
This gave me a new perspective on Mario. but i'd be pissed too if she didn't tell me what castle she was goin to...
User avatar #26 - xxDestinyxx (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Who knew Bowser was actually the gay-friend.
User avatar #25 - MrStabby (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
And then they lock eyes and stare for a few seconds, eyes glittering like a wet bird in the sunlight hosed by your neighbor. as they come closer, peach starts puckering her lips like a hungry leach, and bowser ready to whisper in her ear the words that will change their lives forever, "The game"

and thus bowser remained a virgin for life, haunted by the fact that he traded sex for lulz
User avatar #16 - YmousAnon (02/23/2010) [-]
She needs to bake him a cake. Like she did in mario 64. You go through all that trouble to get her back then she makes you a cake. And then you find out the cake is a lie. Kinda makes the whole thing seem pointless. That is why mario decides to just dress up and jack it all day long.
User avatar #205 - Blazing (02/23/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Now the question is

Does this ever happen to lugia and daisy??
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User avatar #204 to #200 - Coracaldo (02/23/2010) [-]
down there is comment hell, this is comment heaven
User avatar #55 - GregHouse (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**GregHouse rolls 161,551,412** Seriously? Peach was a bitch. How many times did we, as Mario, save her ass. To hell with Peach, she never gave Mario any lovin...
User avatar #217 - TheAssassin (02/23/2010) [-]
So THAT'S what those outfits are for...
#199 - oeoaa (02/23/2010) [-]
**oeoaa rolls 979,316,197** What the hell happened to the comments down there?
User avatar #108 - tekkarider (02/23/2010) [-]
Sorry Peach your hero is in another relationship.
there now you know the anguish one feels.
#58 - smexyforeva **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
i now prefer bowser over mario. :)
#9 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wow u guys r stupid... she wouldn't be pregnant with his reptile spawn if he was gay!
User avatar #11 to #9 - RebelGrahamCracker (02/22/2010) [-]
She may just be saying that to try to get Mario's attention.... you need to think like a chick would sometime, kay.
User avatar #1 - Kickhopper (02/22/2010) [-]
**Kickhopper rolls 057,344,473**

Mmmm, delicious slutty Peach.
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