just a phase. . BETTINE Aili. WITH HIS HI. THIMBLE ELDER THE DOG? All E M BLE HE DDETH’ T EVEN h. T HIE. why fap when you can tap?
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#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
why fap
when you can tap?
User avatar #73 to #42 - TheSpy (02/23/2010) [-]
Why fap
when you can sapp
muhahahaha!
User avatar #51 to #42 - Acrylic (02/23/2010) [-]
Why 'bate,
when you have a date?
User avatar #89 - patriotic canadian (02/23/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that marios hat turns into a "!" in the second panel?
User avatar #91 to #89 - Longcatisloooooong (02/23/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
User avatar #2 - RebelGrahamCracker (02/22/2010) [-]
Dude....Bowser's gay?
User avatar #3 to #2 - krystalkitty (02/22/2010) [-]
No, hes the "good guy" who always gets dumped for a tougher, meaner and abusive jackass. Aka mario.
User avatar #4 to #3 - RebelGrahamCracker (02/22/2010) [-]
I dunno, in the picture bowser's doing the 'gay hand thing' on the table.
I also thought I saw an earring on the left horn.

But you do have a point.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - krystalkitty (02/22/2010) [-]
Its on the right side, meaning hes straight. the viewer's perspective makes it look like its on the left. And its probably just a hand motion the artist did. Anyways, hes just misunderstood... poor fellow.
#8 to #5 - Rascal (02/22/2010) [-]
no, he's gay, earring on right ear=gay, hand gesture=gay, calling someone "hon"=gay
User avatar #12 to #8 - krystalkitty (02/22/2010) [-]
How about we just all wear 2 earrings.
User avatar #18 to #12 - SerialKiller (02/23/2010) [-]
Why r u defending bowser so much? -.-
User avatar #20 to #18 - krystalkitty (02/23/2010) [-]
BECAUSE HES A MISUNDERSTOOD CREAURE WHO NEEDS OUR LOVE...

Or because I get bored watching mario jump on top of an axe, and somehow causing a bridge to dissappear while finding out that the princess is in another castle.
User avatar #31 to #20 - The Impatient (02/23/2010) [-]
************ , guy's so gay he spits fireballs
User avatar #10 to #5 - RebelGrahamCracker (02/22/2010) [-]
He is misunderstood. Poor guy.
User avatar #72 to #3 - TheSpy (02/23/2010) [-]
Bowser just wants to be loved
#80 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
im gonna be a loner, but i believe luigi is infinetly more awesome than mario. he deserves more games starring him
#81 to #80 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
Yeah and hes taller!
#82 to #81 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 777**
And more handsome
#84 to #82 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 920,921,792**
And he can jump higher!
#85 to #84 - moomoomoo (02/23/2010) [-]
**moomoomoo rolls 108,684,982**
Even his mustache is better!
User avatar #86 to #85 - AdmiralAckbar (02/23/2010) [-]
And he's green ! I love green !
#88 to #86 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
But... he IS luigi...
User avatar #94 to #88 - SSC **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
And that fact cannot be ignored
User avatar #115 to #80 - supersparta (02/23/2010) [-]
Honestly, I agree.
User avatar #57 - TheAssassin (02/23/2010) [-]
This gave me a new perspective on Mario. but i'd be pissed too if she didn't tell me what castle she was goin to...
User avatar #26 - xxDestinyxx (02/23/2010) [-]
Who knew Bowser was actually the gay-friend.
#27 to #26 - Sicbomber (02/23/2010) [-]
Making Mario go through all that trouble >:[ kinda makes you mad
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxDestinyxx (02/23/2010) [-]
Well it kinda looks like he deserves it now.
#119 to #28 - Sicbomber (02/23/2010) [-]
Hahaha True
User avatar #25 - MrStabby (02/23/2010) [-]
And then they lock eyes and stare for a few seconds, eyes glittering like a wet bird in the sunlight hosed by your neighbor. as they come closer, peach starts puckering her lips like a hungry leach, and bowser ready to whisper in her ear the words that will change their lives forever, "The game"

and thus bowser remained a virgin for life, haunted by the fact that he traded sex for lulz
User avatar #39 to #25 - fakenamebob (02/23/2010) [-]
that was beautiful...
User avatar #41 to #39 - eXtReMe (02/23/2010) [-]
*sobs* give this man a medal
#43 to #41 - AndWhat (02/23/2010) [-]
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #16 - YmousAnon (02/23/2010) [-]
She needs to bake him a cake. Like she did in mario 64. You go through all that trouble to get her back then she makes you a cake. And then you find out the cake is a lie. Kinda makes the whole thing seem pointless. That is why mario decides to just dress up and jack it all day long.
User avatar #55 - GregHouse (02/23/2010) [-]
**GregHouse rolls 161,551,412** Seriously? Peach was a bitch. How many times did we, as Mario, save her ass. To hell with Peach, she never gave Mario any lovin...
User avatar #62 to #55 - Nekatroz (02/23/2010) [-]
she just victimizes herself.
User avatar #246 - ricosuavejr (02/23/2010) [-]
since when is bowser the gay one??
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#248 to #246 - animalsProdigy Comment deleted by TheOki [-]
User avatar #252 to #248 - ricosuavejr (02/23/2010) [-]
what is your problem
User avatar #255 to #252 - animalsProdigy (02/23/2010) [-]
you
but now ure mother's problem now
User avatar #262 to #255 - ricosuavejr (02/23/2010) [-]
you and all of the animals need to get a mother ******* life and not spam and piss the **** out of people. So grow some ******* balls and realize that you and your animal family are douchebags and become a person who doesnt piss the **** out of people!!!
User avatar #263 to #262 - animalsProdigy (02/23/2010) [-]
your so funny you make deaf people cry!
now shut your little ******* mouth and get the **** off if you have a problem with my tiny balls
i assure you
we
will
not
#275 to #263 - TheAbyss (02/23/2010) [-]
lol you have tiny balls
User avatar #217 - TheAssassin (02/23/2010) [-]
So THAT'S what those outfits are for...
#199 - oeoaa (02/23/2010) [-]
**oeoaa rolls 979,316,197** What the hell happened to the comments down there?
#58 - smexyforeva **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
i now prefer bowser over mario. :)
User avatar #1 - Kickhopper (02/22/2010) [-]
**Kickhopper rolls 057,344,473**

Mmmm, delicious slutty Peach.
User avatar #117 - jkake (02/23/2010) [-]
since when did bowser turn gay
User avatar #140 to #117 - starwolf (02/23/2010) [-]
Since,because...pickles...
User avatar #260 - icyUpee (02/23/2010) [-]
MEANWHILE AT LUIGI'S
*Luigi and Daisy are ******* *
*BAM!! Door gets knocked down*
Browser: Oh, uhh...
Luigi: Mario chased you to another castle?
Browser: Ha ha yea, you don't mind do you?
Luigi: Oh not at all.
Daisy: Im still the better one rite?
Luigi: Don't worry baby just keep on sucking and swallowing.
Browser: Got to go man.
*Peach walks in as Browser leaves*
Peach: Hey you two can I join in?
Daisy: **** off ho*Luigi dick chokes her.*
Luigi: Oh yea sure. YOSHI! *Yoshi pops in.* Tounge **** Peach while I finish with Daisy.
*Yoshi nods.*
Luigi: *To himself* Man...Mario wtf happened to you...probably all the shrooms hes been eating. Oh well, Peach is tighter anyway.
#265 to #260 - dirtyghettokush (02/23/2010) [-]
hey in soviet russia, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
you have a problem. nobody cares about your little cartoon fantasies with ******* mario and luigi, so shut the **** up. please. never speak again.
User avatar #267 to #265 - icyUpee (02/23/2010) [-]
Y'd u even care bout reading it dawg?
#264 to #260 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
you're ****** in the head, you know that right?
User avatar #266 to #264 - icyUpee (02/23/2010) [-]
Yea but this wud be true.
User avatar #127 - MakiChan (02/23/2010) [-]
i like this peach better....esp the dark outfit.....that pink **** is so lame...and damn mario...lol
User avatar #134 to #127 - braydonbond (02/23/2010) [-]
I agree, and they actually made her look hot in this comic
User avatar #280 - ImaCharginMahLazer (02/28/2010) [-]
Haha it's funny because it's Mario jerking off......oh wait!
User avatar #281 to #280 - ImaCharginMahLazer (02/28/2010) [-]
Also Peach is do-able......That is all!
User avatar #272 - XAnubusX (02/23/2010) [-]
*rolls 9*
User avatar #273 to #272 - ExcuseMe (02/23/2010) [-]
**ExcuseMe rolls 064,896,366** the porn guy is above me!
User avatar #274 to #273 - XAnubusX (02/23/2010) [-]
Lol porn guy?
#270 - Rascal (02/23/2010) [-]
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Check that **** out :)
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