just a phase. .. why fap when you can tap? just a phase why fap when you can tap?
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#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +19
(02/23/2010) [-]
why fap
when you can tap?
#73 to #42 - TheSpy
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
Why fap
when you can sapp
muhahahaha!
#51 to #42 - Acrylic
Reply +5
(02/23/2010) [-]
Why 'bate,
when you have a date?
#89 - patriotic canadian
Reply +10
(02/23/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that marios hat turns into a "!" in the second panel?
#91 to #89 - Longcatisloooooong
Reply +2
(02/23/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
#2 - RebelGrahamCracker
Reply +9
(02/22/2010) [-]
Dude....Bowser's gay?
#3 to #2 - krystalkitty ONLINE
Reply +10
(02/22/2010) [-]
No, hes the "good guy" who always gets dumped for a tougher, meaner and abusive jackass. Aka mario.
#4 to #3 - RebelGrahamCracker
Reply +4
(02/22/2010) [-]
I dunno, in the picture bowser's doing the 'gay hand thing' on the table.
I also thought I saw an earring on the left horn.

But you do have a point.
#7 to #4 - pwnthatbetch
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#5 to #4 - krystalkitty ONLINE
Reply +3
(02/22/2010) [-]
Its on the right side, meaning hes straight. the viewer's perspective makes it look like its on the left. And its probably just a hand motion the artist did. Anyways, hes just misunderstood... poor fellow.
#10 to #5 - RebelGrahamCracker
Reply +2
(02/22/2010) [-]
He is misunderstood. Poor guy.
#8 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(02/22/2010) [-]
no, he's gay, earring on right ear=gay, hand gesture=gay, calling someone "hon"=gay
#12 to #8 - krystalkitty ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/22/2010) [-]
How about we just all wear 2 earrings.
#18 to #12 - SerialKiller
Reply +1
(02/23/2010) [-]
Why r u defending bowser so much? -.-
#20 to #18 - krystalkitty ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/23/2010) [-]
BECAUSE HES A MISUNDERSTOOD CREAURE WHO NEEDS OUR LOVE...

Or because I get bored watching mario jump on top of an axe, and somehow causing a bridge to dissappear while finding out that the princess is in another castle.
#31 to #20 - The Impatient
Reply +1
(02/23/2010) [-]
************, guy's so gay he spits fireballs
#72 to #3 - TheSpy
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
Bowser just wants to be loved
#260 - icyUpee
Reply +8
(02/23/2010) [-]
MEANWHILE AT LUIGI'S
*Luigi and Daisy are ********
*BAM!! Door gets knocked down*
Browser: Oh, uhh...
Luigi: Mario chased you to another castle?
Browser: Ha ha yea, you don't mind do you?
Luigi: Oh not at all.
Daisy: Im still the better one rite?
Luigi: Don't worry baby just keep on sucking and swallowing.
Browser: Got to go man.
*Peach walks in as Browser leaves*
Peach: Hey you two can I join in?
Daisy: **** off ho*Luigi dick chokes her.*
Luigi: Oh yea sure. YOSHI! *Yoshi pops in.* Tounge **** Peach while I finish with Daisy.
*Yoshi nods.*
Luigi: *To himself* Man...Mario wtf happened to you...probably all the shrooms hes been eating. Oh well, Peach is tighter anyway.
#264 to #260 - anon
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
you're ****** in the head, you know that right?
#266 to #264 - icyUpee
Reply +3
(02/23/2010) [-]
Yea but this wud be true.
#265 to #260 - dirtyghettokush
Reply +3
(02/23/2010) [-]
hey in soviet russia, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
you have a problem. nobody cares about your little cartoon fantasies with ******* mario and luigi, so shut the **** up. please. never speak again.
#267 to #265 - icyUpee
Reply +3
(02/23/2010) [-]
Y'd u even care bout reading it dawg?
#105 - HitMyChild
Reply +2
(02/23/2010) [-]
Bowser is gay?!?!
#131 to #105 - anon
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
he's only gay in the furfag fandom
#107 to #105 - TheArceus
Reply +4
(02/23/2010) [-]
**TheArceus rolls 440,745,681**nope he ****** peach
#106 to #105 - MrAsshole
Reply +8
(02/23/2010) [-]
hes horny too
#117 - jkake
Reply +7
(02/23/2010) [-]
since when did bowser turn gay
#140 to #117 - starwolf
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
Since,because...pickles...
#57 - TheAssassin
Reply +6
(02/23/2010) [-]
This gave me a new perspective on Mario. but i'd be pissed too if she didn't tell me what castle she was goin to...
#26 - xxDestinyxx
Reply +6
(02/23/2010) [-]
Who knew Bowser was actually the gay-friend.
#27 to #26 - Sicbomber
Reply +5
(02/23/2010) [-]
Making Mario go through all that trouble >:[ kinda makes you mad
#28 to #27 - xxDestinyxx
Reply +1
(02/23/2010) [-]
Well it kinda looks like he deserves it now.
#119 to #28 - Sicbomber
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
Hahaha True
#25 - MrStabby
Reply +6
(02/23/2010) [-]
And then they lock eyes and stare for a few seconds, eyes glittering like a wet bird in the sunlight hosed by your neighbor. as they come closer, peach starts puckering her lips like a hungry leach, and bowser ready to whisper in her ear the words that will change their lives forever, "The game"

and thus bowser remained a virgin for life, haunted by the fact that he traded sex for lulz
#39 to #25 - fakenamebob
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
that was beautiful...
#41 to #39 - eXtReMe
Reply 0
(02/23/2010) [-]
*sobs* give this man a medal
#43 to #41 - AndWhat
Reply -2
(02/23/2010) [-]
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
#16 - YmousAnon
Reply +6
(02/23/2010) [-]
She needs to bake him a cake. Like she did in mario 64. You go through all that trouble to get her back then she makes you a cake. And then you find out the cake is a lie. Kinda makes the whole thing seem pointless. That is why mario decides to just dress up and jack it all day long.