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Make the world the way you want it!

Make the world the way you want it!. Don't read the tags. Hello, creator of the universe here with an exciting announcement. After much consideration from the c

Don't read the tags

Hello, creator of the universe here with an
exciting announcement. After much consideration
from the community feedback, we have begun
the development of a new title update for our
groundbreaking RPG. Life on Earth has been our
most popular project, and after hitting an
unprecedented 7 billion on the user count, we
have decided 2000 years has been long enough of
a wait.
Normally our actions are kept secret, but I have
been authorized to release the main details of the
update. The release of the update is expected to
come in the second quarter of 2012, but may be
delayed to as late as the first quarter of 2013.
While we have narrowed down several glitches
that have been plaguing users, there is still room
for certain changes to be made. That is why we
need your feedback to make the update as best
as possible, so feel free to post your suggestions
here and on the official website.
Possible balance fixes and change - Please submit
your own suggestions.
Player model changes. The breasts on the female
models were received with much positive reception,
and will elaborate more on this concept.
Unbalance between strength and culture levels.
We thought these traits would balance
themselves, but the contact with the Americas
quest proved we were wrong. We will adjust the
available resources for each region to make future
activities more fair, starting with a major buff to
the players of the African and Islands regions. As
for the balance issues between individual
characters, we are pleased to see our minor
update in the mid 20th century helped make the
race and gender abilities more balanced.
Nuclear Weapons DLC patch. In our hopes to give
a more dynamic experience to players, we
mistakenly made weaponry too overpowered. We
will severely nerf these items to open up more
interesting combat scenarios between world
Level cap raise. Despite our preset cap of level 75,
several hackers have been able to surpass this.
Instead of continuing the user ban, we will elevate
the cap to 150.
World War 3 DLC. We were pleased with the
reception of our WWY user activity, and will
continue work on the highly anticipated final
chapter of the trilogy. We promise to make the boss
battle more difficult and include many new
Health buff for player accounts and nerfs for
bears and hippos. With the wide suggestions of
boosting player health, we have decided to double
the base endurance levels for all races and genders.
Complaints about bears and hippos being
overpowered will also be addressed.
Increased Jump height. Many players have
complained about the inability to evade attacks
due to the slow movement speed and
height. We will raise speed by 130% and jump
height by 246%.
We are working on more, but must first find back
ups for every model of fauna in the case of a major
glitch like the one that happened after Title update
2. Luckily a community member had already
constructed a ark file to store the female and male
models of most creatures, but some of our own
favorites were lost.
Known Glitches
These are issues we have already begun work on.
Please submit any others you are aware of that are
not on the list.
Test cells- we have found certain players
discovering the remains of experimental creatures
that were left undeleted. Giant lizards and
monsters were decided to be overpowered, but
unfortunately we did not apparently erase all of
the files related to them. We were going to patch
this as soon as possible, but community reaction
has inspired us to leave them and consider future
Player files not correctly being loaded- Severe
members have complained about their accounts
not loading their chosen attributes correctly, am
in extreme cases cause default abilities or certain
attributes to be disabled entirely. Please report
any users you see who suffer from these
disablement glitches so the patch can work
Glitch causing cure for aids quest to not
appear- downloaders of aids virus dlc have stated
that the desired quest does not appear and the
markers are invisible, so we will eliminate the dlc
and automatically grant the reward of the Vest of
Immunity to all affected players. We will ad a new
quest to allow other players the chance to receive
this item as well.
Glitch causing salt water to have reverse effect-
Due to a coding issue, drinking salt water causes
the user' s thirst level to increase. We apologize for
not recognizing this sooner and will fix it
Missing mount glitch- Glitch causing
mounts/ vehicles to be lost to the player. We are
working on a fix.
Ringing sound glitch- a more minor glitch, but
some players have complained about sound files
not ending after a loud noise. We are working on
a patch.
Out of map glitch- We have noticed some
users being able to escape the map boundaries
and journey out into the skybox. Instead of
strengthening the barrier, we have decided
players would possible like a DLC for this region.
We will only make updates beyond the region
already observed to keep up with consistency.
We have made sure to leave room for more so
if you have a suggestion to make the world
better, post it here.
Written by The one God made by me.
2 would be appreciated.
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User avatar #84 - aaronjzc (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'd like to report a pen malfunction glitch

Several years ago, I acquired the "pen" item after completing the "First Day of School" quest. I'm currently trying to unlock the "Complete the 10th Grade" achievement, and the "pen" is a must-have item. At certain times I will experience this glitch whereby my pen will only be active on the outer areas of the paper, and not the part where I am trying to write, therefore limiting my abilities to complete side-quests such as "Grade 10 English Exam" which are crucial to unlocking the achievement. I would appreciate if you could take a look at this.

-Subscriber for 16 years,

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User avatar #4 - krazy_kid286 (06/12/2011) [-]
Can you shorten the tutorial? i mean, the boot up was long enough... 9 freaking months... but i grow tired of this tutorial...its already been a few years and i have only made it to the "level 7- tutorial"... and then i also hear about an even longer tuitorial in order to acheive the better classes. if you could shorten this up for a little bit, that would be awesome!

P.S. Some of the players in the tuitorial are becoming bigger jerks then they used to, hacking the game so that you cant decline a PvP match. This is getting extremly annoying when i`m trying to train my levels. if you could fix this, that would be awesome!
#312 - IGoPPStandingUp (06/13/2011) [-]
can you lower the charisma requirement points needed to enjoy the intercourse expansion with more then just one player at a time
User avatar #161 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE (06/13/2011) [-]

I am excitedly looking forward to the Zombie Apocalypse DLC and have been preparing for it for quite a while now. Any news would be appreciated.

Sincerely, Player 6,123,513,765
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#44 - blowinswishers (06/13/2011) [+] (6 replies)
the world started much earlier than 2000 years ago...			******		 idiot
the world started much earlier than 2000 years ago... ****** idiot
#51 to #44 - dagreentide (06/13/2011) [-]
Nah. He must have meant since the last patch that came out with the Son of God DLC, and Gregorian Calendar update.
Nah. He must have meant since the last patch that came out with the Son of God DLC, and Gregorian Calendar update.
User avatar #280 - combuf (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
There is a know glitch to some or most of the players who chose the Caucasian race. The glitch prevents the players of the race of lengthening the attack radius of the sword. Please make a patch to double the length of the sword to double its current size.

Also, there is also a glitch that creates a zone of friendship and those put into the zone of friendship cannot get out of it.
User avatar #200 - tyrori (06/13/2011) [-]
i think the school tutorial at the beginning before you select a career attribute takes far too long to complete. i think 60% of the time spwnt in these tutorials should be cut and replaced with bonus leisure hours to promote more varied skill development, as the user would be more free to develop skills he/she's interested in leveling up.
User avatar #6 - timmibal (06/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks for the Update,

Just a thought, do you think you could do something about the forum mods? At one stage they got uppity and basically nerfed the Scientist class back into the dark ages. They also seem to have a big problem with Scientist classes running pMacro.Abortion.cls in order to deal with unintentional player creations. Appeals to GMs by characters who did not read the FAQ on the sex minigame went largely unanswered, resulting in detriment to play for the characters who then had an obligation under rules and mechanics limitations to admit another character to <Family>, even though there was possibly no room in the roster for them.

Also there seems to be a bug where the "Celebrity" class can apply over itself, no longer requiring the prerequisite attunement to the quest "Person of laudable standing or posessing qualities deemed to be admirable or otherwise commendable". This resulted in quite a number of OP twinks, most notably Paris <Hilton> -Lev?? Socialite and Snooki <JerseyShore> -Lev?? Guido Skank. Additional holes in the functions and contributed to this vast imbalance of allocated talent points and acheivement awards. I would suggest a complete overhaul (Or removal) of this class, with a re-implementation of the "Deserved Recognition of Works" Mechanic, which has sadly fallen by the wayside thanks to the hastily implemented "Instant Entertainment" app.

Thanks, and I look forward to playing your new releases shortly!
#78 - pyrothermal (06/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
When are we going to get that "Mars Base" expansion?!
#228 - jackthexiv ONLINE (06/13/2011) [-]
i Noticed sometimes when I enter a New room, My Task List disappears but then reappears when i return to Origin
i Noticed sometimes when I enter a New room, My Task List disappears but then reappears when i return to Origin
User avatar #162 - thatnerdyguy (06/13/2011) [-]
Dear Godmin.

That all sounds good, but I have one suggestion:
A higher minimum for the "intelligence" attribute.
Please consider it.

-A player and fan.
User avatar #104 - pyrothermal (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Excuse me, but it appears that your "Top 40 Music" prestige guild has been allowing the lower-level Performer-class players get higher ranks than the higher-level players by using the "Controversy" modifier and the "Auto-Tune" equipment rather than the "Talent" skill. It's really unfair to those who have been working a long time to achieve that skill. Could you bring back the older system that was used about 30-40 years ago? That seemed to work fine. I have no idea why you nerfed it.
User avatar #292 - noseses (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Bring back dragons!
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User avatar #125 - TheGodofFunnyjunk (06/13/2011) [-]
Dear Godmin
When will the Zombie Apocalypse DLC come out?
Sincerly, A Devoted Player
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