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Make the world the way you want it!. Don't read the tags. Hello, creator of the universe here with an exciting announcement. After much consideration from the c

Don't read the tags

Hello, creator of the universe here with an
exciting announcement. After much consideration
from the community feedback, we have begun
the development of a new title update for our
groundbreaking RPG. Life on Earth has been our
most popular project, and after hitting an
unprecedented 7 billion on the user count, we
have decided 2000 years has been long enough of
a wait.
Normally our actions are kept secret, but I have
been authorized to release the main details of the
update. The release of the update is expected to
come in the second quarter of 2012, but may be
delayed to as late as the first quarter of 2013.
While we have narrowed down several glitches
that have been plaguing users, there is still room
for certain changes to be made. That is why we
need your feedback to make the update as best
as possible, so feel free to post your suggestions
here and on the official website.
Possible balance fixes and change - Please submit
your own suggestions.
Player model changes. The breasts on the female
models were received with much positive reception,
and will elaborate more on this concept.
Unbalance between strength and culture levels.
We thought these traits would balance
themselves, but the contact with the Americas
quest proved we were wrong. We will adjust the
available resources for each region to make future
activities more fair, starting with a major buff to
the players of the African and Islands regions. As
for the balance issues between individual
characters, we are pleased to see our minor
update in the mid 20th century helped make the
race and gender abilities more balanced.
Nuclear Weapons DLC patch. In our hopes to give
a more dynamic experience to players, we
mistakenly made weaponry too overpowered. We
will severely nerf these items to open up more
interesting combat scenarios between world
Level cap raise. Despite our preset cap of level 75,
several hackers have been able to surpass this.
Instead of continuing the user ban, we will elevate
the cap to 150.
World War 3 DLC. We were pleased with the
reception of our WWY user activity, and will
continue work on the highly anticipated final
chapter of the trilogy. We promise to make the boss
battle more difficult and include many new
locations.
Health buff for player accounts and nerfs for
bears and hippos. With the wide suggestions of
boosting player health, we have decided to double
the base endurance levels for all races and genders.
Complaints about bears and hippos being
overpowered will also be addressed.
Increased Jump height. Many players have
complained about the inability to evade attacks
due to the slow movement speed and
height. We will raise speed by 130% and jump
height by 246%.
We are working on more, but must first find back
ups for every model of fauna in the case of a major
glitch like the one that happened after Title update
2. Luckily a community member had already
constructed a ark file to store the female and male
models of most creatures, but some of our own
favorites were lost.
Known Glitches
These are issues we have already begun work on.
Please submit any others you are aware of that are
not on the list.
Test cells- we have found certain players
discovering the remains of experimental creatures
that were left undeleted. Giant lizards and
monsters were decided to be overpowered, but
unfortunately we did not apparently erase all of
the files related to them. We were going to patch
this as soon as possible, but community reaction
has inspired us to leave them and consider future
DLC.
Player files not correctly being loaded- Severe
members have complained about their accounts
not loading their chosen attributes correctly, am
in extreme cases cause default abilities or certain
attributes to be disabled entirely. Please report
any users you see who suffer from these
disablement glitches so the patch can work
effectively.
Glitch causing cure for aids quest to not
appear- downloaders of aids virus dlc have stated
that the desired quest does not appear and the
markers are invisible, so we will eliminate the dlc
and automatically grant the reward of the Vest of
Immunity to all affected players. We will ad a new
quest to allow other players the chance to receive
this item as well.
Glitch causing salt water to have reverse effect-
Due to a coding issue, drinking salt water causes
the user' s thirst level to increase. We apologize for
not recognizing this sooner and will fix it
immediately.
Missing mount glitch- Glitch causing
mounts/ vehicles to be lost to the player. We are
working on a fix.
Ringing sound glitch- a more minor glitch, but
some players have complained about sound files
not ending after a loud noise. We are working on
a patch.
Out of map glitch- We have noticed some
users being able to escape the map boundaries
and journey out into the skybox. Instead of
strengthening the barrier, we have decided
players would possible like a DLC for this region.
We will only make updates beyond the region
already observed to keep up with consistency.
We have made sure to leave room for more so
if you have a suggestion to make the world
better, post it here.
Written by The one God made by me.
2 would be appreciated.
E GUSTA
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#84 - aaronjzc
Reply +29
(06/13/2011) [-]
I'd like to report a pen malfunction glitch

Several years ago, I acquired the "pen" item after completing the "First Day of School" quest. I'm currently trying to unlock the "Complete the 10th Grade" achievement, and the "pen" is a must-have item. At certain times I will experience this glitch whereby my pen will only be active on the outer areas of the paper, and not the part where I am trying to write, therefore limiting my abilities to complete side-quests such as "Grade 10 English Exam" which are crucial to unlocking the achievement. I would appreciate if you could take a look at this.

-Subscriber for 16 years,

-AJ
#314 to #84 - disturbdplayer
Reply +1
(06/13/2011) [-]
thats also my name  
  
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thats also my name

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#27 - nascraytia **User deleted account**
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#175 - SgtFrankWoods **User deleted account**
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#203 to #175 - douchestolemyname
Reply +4
(06/13/2011) [-]
You must be referring to that rap patch that was accidentally released by a disturbed employee, i hope they intend to fix it as you have suggested.

Is rap a instrument?
The Answer: NO!
#197 to #175 - TheAsianEquation
Reply +5
(06/13/2011) [-]
I saw what you did there.
#4 - krazy_kid286
Reply +23
(06/12/2011) [-]
Can you shorten the tutorial? i mean, the boot up was long enough... 9 freaking months... but i grow tired of this tutorial...its already been a few years and i have only made it to the "level 7- tutorial"... and then i also hear about an even longer tuitorial in order to acheive the better classes. if you could shorten this up for a little bit, that would be awesome!

P.S. Some of the players in the tuitorial are becoming bigger jerks then they used to, hacking the game so that you cant decline a PvP match. This is getting extremly annoying when i`m trying to train my levels. if you could fix this, that would be awesome!
#312 - IGoPPStandingUp
Reply +22
(06/13/2011) [-]
can you lower the charisma requirement points needed to enjoy the intercourse expansion with more then just one player at a time
#161 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE
Reply +22
(06/13/2011) [-]
Godmin,

I am excitedly looking forward to the Zombie Apocalypse DLC and have been preparing for it for quite a while now. Any news would be appreciated.

Sincerely, Player 6,123,513,765
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#74 to #68 - ohhaiibiitches
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(06/13/2011) [-]
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#108 - kameronkaaos
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#44 - blowinswishers
Reply -14
(06/13/2011) [-]
the world started much earlier than 2000 years ago...****** idiot
the world started much earlier than 2000 years ago...****** idiot
#49 to #44 - Fandango
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#51 to #44 - dagreentide
Reply +17
(06/13/2011) [-]
Nah. He must have meant since the last patch that came out with the Son of God DLC, and Gregorian Calendar update.
Nah. He must have meant since the last patch that came out with the Son of God DLC, and Gregorian Calendar update.
#57 to #51 - tdogmeds
Reply +4
(06/13/2011) [-]
In addition to unlocking a graveyard level, it also reduced the hostility of some overpowerful AI.
#60 to #57 - dagreentide
Reply +6
(06/13/2011) [-]
Yeah but it did introduce that annoying Sin system that no one can seem to get to get to the Good ending.
#61 to #60 - tdogmeds
Reply +5
(06/13/2011) [-]
Fukken karma, man.
#53 to #51 - blowinswishers
Reply +4
(06/13/2011) [-]
ahh i didn't think of that. well played