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World Economic Model. Unit: Cows

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Socialism
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.
Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
then throws the milk away
Traditional Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company
using letters of credit opened by your at the bank, then
execute a debt/ equity swap with an associated general offer so that
you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk
rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual
report says the company owns eight cows, with and option on one
more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United states,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull.
Andersen Model Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You shred them
French Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads
because you want 3 cows.
Japanese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are l/ l o the size efan or-
binary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowdemon‘ and market it worldwide.
German Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You revengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism
You have 2 cows, but you don' t know where they are. You decide to
holepunch.
Russian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have S cows. You
count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you
have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.
Swiss Capitalism
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the
owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You ahve no people milking them. You claim that
you have full emp you full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise.
Indian Captialism
You have 2 cows. You worship them.
British Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism
Everyone thnks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but
they don' t believe you and bomb the shit out of your country, You still
have no cows but at least you are part ofa democracy
New Zealand Capitalism
You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy.
Australian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for
a few celebratory beers.
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User avatar #50 - TacoTacoMan (06/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
In Soviet Russian Capitalism: You have two cows, they milk you
#63 - yoper (06/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Polish capitalism:  
You have 2 cows. They both emigrate to UK/USA.  
  
(I'm Polish myself actually.)
Polish capitalism:
You have 2 cows. They both emigrate to UK/USA.

(I'm Polish myself actually.)
#44 - anonymous (06/12/2011) [-]
Australian capitalism: You have 2 cows. They are upside down.
#200 - MidgetInABikini (06/12/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk: You have two cows. 20 people post the same two cows over and over again.
User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (06/12/2011) [-]
Black economics:
You have no cows. Steal hubcaps.
#165 - TheCourageWolf (06/12/2011) [-]
cows look at this
#213 - allamericandude (06/12/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Soviet communism: cows own you.
User avatar #138 - toysoldier (06/12/2011) [-]
In soviet russian capitalism, two cows have you
User avatar #128 - abstract (06/12/2011) [-]
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
#307 - immortalitysquared (06/12/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk Capitalism. You have several cows. You milk them and sell some of the milk. You get 5 dollars. Your neighbor then steals that milk and sells it for 1,566 dollars. You complain about them to the public and out of sympathy obtain roughly the same amount of money. Then Everyone complains that all of that is due to incompetence of the government.
#209 - bustined (06/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#214 to #209 - nobuttsex (06/12/2011) [-]
Because you can't.
#151 - corundum (06/12/2011) [-]
New Zealand does NOT fuck sheep! It's just a lie so they can pretend to be cool like us!

-Wales
User avatar #100 - Nihatclodra (06/12/2011) [-]
Canadian Capitalism
You have 2 Cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Your cows start to multiply and you begin giving them to poor countries. Poor countries slowly pay back debt, creating steady income that will continue longer than you will live to see. Then you get drunk with an American who eventually convinces you to sell all your spare cows to him instead of giving it to poor countries, destroying your plan and forcing you start again from square-one.
#94 - anonymous (06/12/2011) [-]
Brazilian Capitalism: you have 2 cows, both produce coffee.
#287 - anonymous (06/12/2011) [-]
Niggerism
You stole two cows.
#230 - blackdragons (06/12/2011) [-]
4Chan Capitalism: You have 2 cows, make tentacle porn.
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User avatar #143 - herpderpens (06/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
In Soviet Union the communism was more like: you have two cows, the state takes both and deports you to Siberia
User avatar #103 - ragenFOX (06/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
British capitalism: you have two cows, one of them is your wife.
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